EphemeralStar Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Here's mine: 98 in 1, Daz, Mr. Scratch and 43 others 46 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I can't remember. Way to put Gee Tee Aye King on blast. tsk tsk tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) With her feet, Levi? Really, man? Come on now. You're better than that. Edited April 1, 2014 by Vlynor Clem Fandango, BuyMeTheMoon, orbitalraindrops and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Those are some very profound thoughts about feet there.... gnad.1992 and Spider-Vice 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Wow, GTA-King is very sensitive. There's no reason to treat him like that. Edit: Oh god, the feet comment. Levi, when you had sex "three times", was it at all consensual? Edited April 1, 2014 by Nipperkins THE GHETTO JEZUS, Harley, Frank Brown and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Let's stop and reflect on the fact that GTA-King thought he was getting pussy on GTAF. Spider-Vice, Mr. Scratch, Coin and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just pretended this morning that I just dropped my Iphone. 2 things I needed for this prank 1, Old phone 2, Crack screen app So I first started finding a old phone (my old phone before my iphone) then I was looking for a app for my Iphone that make your Iphone look like it's got cracks init. This morning when my mum and my dad came down stairs, I dropped my old phone and then quickly picked it up, and put it in my pocket. Then I got my iphone out and put it on crack screen app. My mum smacked me one, because she payed it. Then I shouted "APRIL FOOLS :)" then quickly explained how the prank worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 When a co-worker came into the morning meeting at work today we told him that it was decided we had to let him go effective immediately. The owner of the company and the manager and all the other employees were all in on it. He believed us and started gathering his stuff and almost started crying and we let this go on for like 20 minutes until we started to feel bad and told him it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just pretended this morning that I just dropped my Iphone. 2 things I needed for this prank 1, Old phone 2, Crack screen app So I first started finding a old phone (my old phone before my iphone) then I was looking for a app for my Iphone that make your Iphone look like it's got cracks init. This morning when my mum and my dad came down stairs, I dropped my old phone and then quickly picked it up, and put it in my pocket. Then I got my iphone out and put it on crack screen app. My mum smacked me one, because she payed it. Then I shouted "APRIL FOOLS :)" then quickly explained how the prank worked So the prank ended with you being physically abused? And the victim was not inconvenienced or humiliated in anyway? You've got a lot to learn sweetie. RedBull FM and MarshalMoo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Well, that's not nice. Poor Levi I didn't try to fool anyone today. We had a big exam, so we weren't allowed to talk to people at school, and my mum is too hard to trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBull FM Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just pretended this morning that I just dropped my Iphone. 2 things I needed for this prank 1, Old phone 2, Crack screen app So I first started finding a old phone (my old phone before my iphone) then I was looking for a app for my Iphone that make your Iphone look like it's got cracks init. This morning when my mum and my dad came down stairs, I dropped my old phone and then quickly picked it up, and put it in my pocket. Then I got my iphone out and put it on crack screen app. My mum smacked me one, because she payed it. Then I shouted "APRIL FOOLS :)" then quickly explained how the prank worked So the prank ended with you being physically abused? And the victim was not inconvenienced or humiliated in anyway? You've got a lot to learn sweetie. Damn, it would be the most popular video of the day on youtube, if I'd recorded it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panz Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Ahaha, Levi got served. My best April Fool's prank? I think I bought one of those fake dog sh*t gag toys and put it on the white living room carpet and showed my mom (back when we had 3 dogs). She almost had a heart attack, so it was pretty good in my book. Coin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I guess my best was the time I scared my mom with a fake cockroach. I placed it on a box of tissues we had by the kitchen, and when she seen it she flipped her sh*t. The best part though was after I had removed it, a short while later a real one ended up crawling on to almost the exact spot I had placed the fake one. When she saw it she just figured I was being a little sh*t and trying to pull the same dumbass prank on her, so she tried to pick it up and it ended up running off somewhere. That almost gave her a heart attack. Kalvin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raavi Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) On today's episode of "how not to get laid".. "It feels good to scratch said testicles, I also admit that I sometimes give small sniff" "I have a very strong fetish for feet" *sees photo* "you're my new favourite".... "I've always wanted a girl to jerk me off with her feet" Remember, this isn't his girlfriend, no this is his first conversation with a girl he just met. I don't even want to begin to imagine what would take place in further encounters. Edited April 1, 2014 by Raavi orbitalraindrops, Kirsty, Clem Fandango and 5 others 8 – overeducated wonk who fetishises compromise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I told my grandparents I enlisted in the army. That might be too far, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 We were really drunk, Adolf had fell asleep so we painted him some penis in the forehead. The next day, when he noticed it, we told him that the jew dude of the motel service had done it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Read the OP again thoroughly this time, and now I can't stop laughing. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 While the OP is gut bustingly funny. I do kind of feel a little bad for Levi. I mean those are called Private Messages for a reason. Shah Sam, orbitalraindrops and gnad.1992 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 While the OP is gut bustingly funny. I do kind of feel a little bad for Levi. I mean those are called Private Messages for a reason. You're forgetting the fact that GTAForums is a forum for GTA games, not where some dude who got unbanned can go run amok trying to pick up women from other countries. If that were the case, I'd probably be the mack daddy of general chat. Not. April fools! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Yeah, made me think in those tv shows where they trick and catch pedophiles. 98 in 1, Andreas and Shah Sam 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) While the OP is gut bustingly funny. I do kind of feel a little bad for Levi. I mean those are called Private Messages for a reason. You're forgetting the fact that GTAForums is a forum for GTA games, not where some dude who got unbanned can go run amok trying to pick up women from other countries. If that were the case, I'd probably be the mack daddy of general chat. Not. April fools! It isnt like he came out and just started talking about foot fetishes and getting footjobs from girls. She kind of led him on and entrapped him. Im pretty sure this isnt the First time there has been dirty talk on PMs here And also. If a guy did something like this to a girl I would be willing to bet he would get banned in a heartbeat Edited April 1, 2014 by gtamann123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Yeah, made me think in those tv shows where they trick and catch pedophiles. universetwisters and MarshalMoo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Haha wow, I like this chick. Otter and *MURDOC* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE GHETTO JEZUS Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 You got me pregnant, like those words gave me the biggest hearth attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rougarou Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) This was just f*cking great, someone please give ephemeralstar an award or something! I knew gtaking was desperate but not that desperate, jesus you should have asked him for his bank account information and all that! Edited April 1, 2014 by WizardOfTruth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexSniperBullet Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 this is my best april fools joke. A page with no name with Rockstar games tagged in the comment with their logo.. https://www.facebook.com/rockstargames/posts/10152341535165097 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 this is my best april fools joke. A page with no name with Rockstar games tagged in the comment with their logo.. https://www.facebook.com/rockstargames/posts/10152341535165097 Whoa, dude, f*ck the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexSniperBullet Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 this is my best april fools joke. A page with no name with Rockstar games tagged in the comment with their logo.. https://www.facebook.com/rockstargames/posts/10152341535165097 Whoa, dude, f*ck the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) Today I told myself I was happy. I don't know if anyone's could top yours ephe, but I personally think mine comes pretty close. I was playing Civ V on an archipelago map earlier (as Polynesia, because I recently bought some GLAD HAWAIIN BREEZE® AIR FRESHENER and it got me in the mood for some island culture) and by some awful luck Venice spawned on the same island as me. Usually I don't like to mess with Venice so much, because the leader always sounds like he's a little sick (and he's pretty old too), but this really got to me cuz there were like maybe six tiles between our borders. I decided I'd declare war on him, so I could have the entire island to myself. Halfway through the battle I realized that his city defenses were gonna either kill my small little army (it was turn 30, and I'm really awful at combat in strategy games) or I'd have to retreat and we'd be at war by the time other civs discovered me (and I'd get the warmonger penalty.) I withdrew from the war, but I got a worker! April fools Encrico Dandolo, I bet you though you were gonna lose your capital in the ancient era! This was his face when he got served! Edited April 2, 2014 by Joe Chip Flūttershy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnad.1992 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 (edited) While the OP is gut bustingly funny. I do kind of feel a little bad for Levi. I mean those are called Private Messages for a reason. not where some dude who got unbanned can go run amok trying to pick up women from other countries. Come on now, what's wrong with that? What about Globalization? I tried to have virtual relations but they didn't work out, and I'm not going to give up. Congrats Leviathan, I know dat feel bro. Most of the girls in the forum are so f*cking mean. The OP might be funny but PMs are PRIVATE MESSAGES... Edited April 1, 2014 by gnad.1992 THE GHETTO JEZUS and WBaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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