69 things to do in free-roam

[Darkclox]

1. Camp at the tank-spawn, rob the tank, kill the tank owner and wait for him to DC/

[Hazencoke]

Nothing because online is boring

[Original Sin]

1. Camp at the tank-spawn, rob the tank, kill the tank owner and wait for him to DC/

If you're too close to a tank spawn, it simply won't spawn. The person who ordered the tank will get a call from Pegasus saying they were unable to deliver.

 

2. Make a better thread.

[Remote Six]

Why 69 things? Is that some sort of juvenile sexual reference? What does that have to do with GTAO?

[Darkclox]

 

1. Camp at the tank-spawn, rob the tank, kill the tank owner and wait for him to DC/

If you're too close to a tank spawn, it simply won't spawn. The person who ordered the tank will get a call from Pegasus saying they were unable to deliver.

 

2. Make a better thread.

 

 

near to* Sorry but it did work 1 time for me /:

 

Why 69 things? Is that some sort of juvenile sexual reference? What does that have to do with GTAO?

Thought that 100 is a lot, next number that came to my mind was 69.

[Dottie]

This thread is off to a great start I see.

[beat_savy_9]

37. relentlessly walk towards a victim player with a bat like the terminator, allow them to pad their K/D until they are lulled into a false sense of security, get close enough to strike, hit them with the bat.

42. Variation on 37, stalk a tank on foot, pull victim out of tank, hit with bat.

[I3AZZAI2]

Way to make a potentially great thread and f*ck it up with griefing bullsh*t.

[Thrusty]

Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button do?
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms

[Sir Michael]

Anything in the Online Trailer. Oh wait...

[REVENGE777]

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as piranha bait

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach yourself how to fly

Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie

Invite a psycho-killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Keep a rattlesnake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the Internet

Eat a tube of superglue

I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

 

So many dumb ways to die...

[WTFThisIsntWii]

1. Host a race and change the class or weather to rain at the last minute.

2. Blow up anyone who comes out of LSC.

3. Call in a tank and repeatedly run people in passive mode over.

4. Tell everybody in the server about your sexual relations with their mother last night.

5. Tell everybody in the server why they ate all fatuous and you are not.

6. Yell at everyone in the server if they don't speak English.

7. During a race the aim is to take out as many cars as possible it's not about racing.

8. When approaching a fellow racer make sure to give them a friendly in the rear panel.

9. If you are not going to win make sure to drive the wrong way down the track and take out as many racers as you can.

10. It's considered a sign of respect to play your music loudly through your headphones.

11. If you see a group of players peacefully hanging out it is your duty to introduce them to your shotgun.

12. If you notice a parked PV it is your duty to destroy it and then send the player a text informing them of their fa**otness.

13. If someone is writhing a two block radius of you then you clearly have to kill them.

14. If someone has a HPV letting them keep the money would be unfair instead you should wreck the vehicle for them.

15. When another player is paused be sure to spawn kill them as often as possible to set your dominance.

16. After a mission be sure to thank all other players by emptying a magazine into them.

17. During a mission if you grab the document or package you are allowed to go for a tour around the city before delivering it.

18. If you are 12 years old or younger you must invite all your friends to the same session and yell loudly into the Mic.

19. In GTA remember everyone is a gay fa**ot and you ate banging their mums.

20. If you see a Canadian be sure to use the word Bieber in conversation.

21. If you see someone from the UK mention/compare them to One Direction.

22. If someone kills you fairly make sure to get your tank and continuously slaughter them whilst calling then a p*ssy.

23. If your tanks destroyed you are allowed to leave the session or go into passive mode until you can get another tank.

24. All femme characters are single and you have to follow them around the map offering them lifts.

25. If a female character gets into your car she pretty much wants the D so you should spam her with party and friend requests.

26. If anyone approaches your women you should scream at them to stop being a perv and kill them.

27. All female characters are obviously owned by hot single females in real life.

28. Be sure to call in your Infernus and reverse as many kill people as possible. So skilled you can kill going backwards.

29. Make sure your gamertag has alternating upper and lower case letters, numbers instead of letters. The words swag, kill, death, Yolo, sniper or skillz

30. Hang around people garages and help them blow up their vehicles when they emerge.

[Killzone3265]

If you're too close to a tank spawn, it simply won't spawn. The person who ordered the tank will get a call from Pegasus saying they were unable to deliver.

thats only if something is blocking the spawn spots, like, the limo or tour bus at the theater

Edited March 31, 2014 by Killzone3265

[rickreim]

1. Host a race and change the class or weather to rain at the last minute.

2. Blow up anyone who comes out of LSC.

3. Call in a tank and repeatedly run people in passive mode over.

4. Tell everybody in the server about your sexual relations with their mother last night.

5. Tell everybody in the server why they ate all fatuous and you are not.

6. Yell at everyone in the server if they don't speak English.

7. During a race the aim is to take out as many cars as possible it's not about racing.

8. When approaching a fellow racer make sure to give them a friendly in the rear panel.

9. If you are not going to win make sure to drive the wrong way down the track and take out as many racers as you can.

10. It's considered a sign of respect to play your music loudly through your headphones.

11. If you see a group of players peacefully hanging out it is your duty to introduce them to your shotgun.

12. If you notice a parked PV it is your duty to destroy it and then send the player a text informing them of their fa**otness.

13. If someone is writhing a two block radius of you then you clearly have to kill them.

14. If someone has a HPV letting them keep the money would be unfair instead you should wreck the vehicle for them.

15. When another player is paused be sure to spawn kill them as often as possible to set your dominance.

16. After a mission be sure to thank all other players by emptying a magazine into them.

17. During a mission if you grab the document or package you are allowed to go for a tour around the city before delivering it.

18. If you are 12 years old or younger you must invite all your friends to the same session and yell loudly into the Mic.

19. In GTA remember everyone is a gay fa**ot and you ate banging their mums.

20. If you see a Canadian be sure to use the word Bieber in conversation.

21. If you see someone from the UK mention/compare them to One Direction.

22. If someone kills you fairly make sure to get your tank and continuously slaughter them whilst calling then a p*ssy.

23. If your tanks destroyed you are allowed to leave the session or go into passive mode until you can get another tank.

24. All femme characters are single and you have to follow them around the map offering them lifts.

25. If a female character gets into your car she pretty much wants the D so you should spam her with party and friend requests.

26. If anyone approaches your women you should scream at them to stop being a perv and kill them.

27. All female characters are obviously owned by hot single females in real life.

28. Be sure to call in your Infernus and reverse as many kill people as possible. So skilled you can kill going backwards.

29. Make sure your gamertag has alternating upper and lower case letters, numbers instead of letters. The words swag, kill, death, Yolo, sniper or skillz

30. Hang around people garages and help them blow up their vehicles when they emerge.

Lol, so true!

 

I am even guilty of one of them. I saw a guy's chrome Roosevelt on the side of the road earlier today an was surprised that when I tried to open the door it let me actually get in! So I just had to ghost ride it into the ocean, couldn't resist.

31. Get a bounty on you then drive out to the middle of nowhere or the top of mount Chilead and sit there for 48 mins doing absolutely nothing

 

32. Play rooftop rumble over and over until you have enough money to buy whatever you want, then play rooftop rumble some more for good measure.

 

One thing I seriously like to do is wait till Simeon calls for a hpv, then take it to lsc, install an ignition bomb, and park it back exactly where I found it. You'd be surprised how often it works

[Jolly Swagman]

1. Host a race and change the class or weather to rain at the last minute.

2. Blow up anyone who comes out of LSC.

3. Call in a tank and repeatedly run people in passive mode over.

4. Tell everybody in the server about your sexual relations with their mother last night.

5. Tell everybody in the server why they ate all fatuous and you are not.

6. Yell at everyone in the server if they don't speak English.

7. During a race the aim is to take out as many cars as possible it's not about racing.

8. When approaching a fellow racer make sure to give them a friendly in the rear panel.

9. If you are not going to win make sure to drive the wrong way down the track and take out as many racers as you can.

10. It's considered a sign of respect to play your music loudly through your headphones.

11. If you see a group of players peacefully hanging out it is your duty to introduce them to your shotgun.

12. If you notice a parked PV it is your duty to destroy it and then send the player a text informing them of their fa**otness.

13. If someone is writhing a two block radius of you then you clearly have to kill them.

14. If someone has a HPV letting them keep the money would be unfair instead you should wreck the vehicle for them.

15. When another player is paused be sure to spawn kill them as often as possible to set your dominance.

16. After a mission be sure to thank all other players by emptying a magazine into them.

17. During a mission if you grab the document or package you are allowed to go for a tour around the city before delivering it.

18. If you are 12 years old or younger you must invite all your friends to the same session and yell loudly into the Mic.

19. In GTA remember everyone is a gay fa**ot and you ate banging their mums.

20. If you see a Canadian be sure to use the word Bieber in conversation.

21. If you see someone from the UK mention/compare them to One Direction.

22. If someone kills you fairly make sure to get your tank and continuously slaughter them whilst calling then a p*ssy.

23. If your tanks destroyed you are allowed to leave the session or go into passive mode until you can get another tank.

24. All femme characters are single and you have to follow them around the map offering them lifts.

25. If a female character gets into your car she pretty much wants the D so you should spam her with party and friend requests.

26. If anyone approaches your women you should scream at them to stop being a perv and kill them.

27. All female characters are obviously owned by hot single females in real life.

28. Be sure to call in your Infernus and reverse as many kill people as possible. So skilled you can kill going backwards.

29. Make sure your gamertag has alternating upper and lower case letters, numbers instead of letters. The words swag, kill, death, Yolo, sniper or skillz

30. Hang around people garages and help them blow up their vehicles when they emerge.

 

You got some great tips there mate. It would be great if you could add them to this list if you haven't already http://gtaforums.com/topic/651597-how-to-win-at-gta-online-jolly-swagmans-guide/ and help us bring up the total tips to 500.

[SFBryan18]

69. Get laid.

 

Edited March 31, 2014 by SFBryan18

[Ai®a©ob®a]

1. Camp at the tank-spawn, rob the tank, kill the tank owner and wait for him to DC/

Sooooomebody forgot to learn how to count cause that's THREE things not one.

[Opakl45]

1. Host a race and change the class or weather to rain at the last minute.

2. Blow up anyone who comes out of LSC.

3. Call in a tank and repeatedly run people in passive mode over.

4. Tell everybody in the server about your sexual relations with their mother last night.

5. Tell everybody in the server why they ate all fatuous and you are not.

6. Yell at everyone in the server if they don't speak English.

7. During a race the aim is to take out as many cars as possible it's not about racing.

8. When approaching a fellow racer make sure to give them a friendly in the rear panel.

9. If you are not going to win make sure to drive the wrong way down the track and take out as many racers as you can.

10. It's considered a sign of respect to play your music loudly through your headphones.

11. If you see a group of players peacefully hanging out it is your duty to introduce them to your shotgun.

12. If you notice a parked PV it is your duty to destroy it and then send the player a text informing them of their fa**otness.

13. If someone is writhing a two block radius of you then you clearly have to kill them.

14. If someone has a HPV letting them keep the money would be unfair instead you should wreck the vehicle for them.

15. When another player is paused be sure to spawn kill them as often as possible to set your dominance.

16. After a mission be sure to thank all other players by emptying a magazine into them.

17. During a mission if you grab the document or package you are allowed to go for a tour around the city before delivering it.

18. If you are 12 years old or younger you must invite all your friends to the same session and yell loudly into the Mic.

19. In GTA remember everyone is a gay fa**ot and you ate banging their mums.

20. If you see a Canadian be sure to use the word Bieber in conversation.

21. If you see someone from the UK mention/compare them to One Direction.

22. If someone kills you fairly make sure to get your tank and continuously slaughter them whilst calling then a p*ssy.

23. If your tanks destroyed you are allowed to leave the session or go into passive mode until you can get another tank.

24. All femme characters are single and you have to follow them around the map offering them lifts.

25. If a female character gets into your car she pretty much wants the D so you should spam her with party and friend requests.

26. If anyone approaches your women you should scream at them to stop being a perv and kill them.

27. All female characters are obviously owned by hot single females in real life.

28. Be sure to call in your ZENTORNO and reverse as many kill people as possible. So skilled you can kill going backwards.

29. Make sure your gamertag has alternating upper and lower case letters, numbers instead of letters. The words swag, kill, death, Yolo, sniper or skillz

30. Hang around people garages and help them blow up their vehicles when they emerge.

Updated it for you

[Furry_Monkey]

Necro bumps by brand new members tend to make you stick out like a previously banned member sore thumb.

 

You ain't too clever.

[Opakl45]

Sorry if I offended you still noob to forum.

[Andreas]

Don't post in outdated threads, please. It will only encourage members to reply to old posts, which can cause confusion.