Chips237 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) "True crime continues everywhere, even in the air" Story Elsa the Snow Queen is a 100-year-old woman who wishes to fly. She receives her wish when her sister Anna was raped by his boyfriend, Kristoff. Elsa kills Kristoff which leads to his troll friends trying to attack Elsa. She notices the Cargobob near her and attempts to fly it, only being stopped by a man. Gaylord "Greg" Focker. 28 year old Junior Pilot at Los Santos International Airport. Having been an ex-criminal all his life (mostly because of his name), he eventually signed up for a protection program. Two years later, he finds out about illegal arms trade by planes undergoing operations all over San Andreas. Wanting to continue his old passion, he partakes in this operation.. and who knows what's going to happen next. Missions [table] MISSIONDESCRIPTION The Chilly IntroductionIntroduction[/table] Update Log 3/31/2014: Created topic, "The Chilly Introduction" finished THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE. Edited April 2, 2014 by Chips237 Martin_GDF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_GDF Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Man... really looking good topic and awesome introduction Keep it up, also this is something really original, nice idea man! Here goes my 5 stars for you ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huzaifa khan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Wow! seriously man great topic and awesome logo you create I'll check your Mission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 the first cutscene makes me crash, i dunno why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnDReJ98 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Same as above. Anyway, it sounds good, i see name of this MP is name of one mission from GTA III. Good luck anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf247 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips237 Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Introduction WAS serious, only in a comedic way. Elsa introduces herself, which is interrupted by CJ saying "I want a cock!" repeatedly. Elsa gets pissed and tries to attack CJ, but a Mr. Whoopee falls from the sky and crushes CJ, with a big cock above it. Elsa wakes up to see four clowns masturbating in front of her. She searches for her sister Anna, only to find her raped by Kristoff. She avenges Anna by killing Kristoff, which summons his troll friends and Elsa defeats them all. She notices a Cargobob, and sings "I Believe I Can Fly" only to be interrupted by a man in a green t-shirt and jeans, who is the true protagonist of Grand Theft Aero. Mission #1: Guts and Glory will be released tomorrow, April 1st 2014. KD himan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD himan Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Yes, my game is also crashing. please Chips i suggest you to fix the bug as soon as possible. -interrupted by CJ saying "I want a cock!" repeatedly. -Elsa gets pissed and tries to attack CJ,, -with a big cock above it. -four clowns masturbating in front of her. --her raped by Kristoff. his troll friends and Elsa defeats them all. --"I Believe I Can Fly" I think it's going to be the funniest Mission Pack of 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DChumber1 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Let's Try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftTouch Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Introduction WAS serious, only in a comedic way. Elsa introduces herself, which is interrupted by CJ saying "I want a cock!" repeatedly. Elsa gets pissed and tries to attack CJ, but a Mr. Whoopee falls from the sky and crushes CJ, with a big cock above it. Elsa wakes up to see four clowns masturbating in front of her. She searches for her sister Anna, only to find her raped by Kristoff. She avenges Anna by killing Kristoff, which summons his troll friends and Elsa defeats them all. She notices a Cargobob, and sings "I Believe I Can Fly" only to be interrupted by a man in a green t-shirt and jeans, who is the true protagonist of Grand Theft Aero. Mission #1: Guts and Glory will be released tomorrow, April 1st 2014. Yas... very serious rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf247 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 (edited) Mission #1: Guts and Glory will be released tomorrow, April 1st 2014. Edited March 31, 2014 by Wolf247 Martin_GDF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin_GDF Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 Mission #1: Guts and Glory will be released tomorrow, April 1st 2014. Hahahahahahha, alright man, will be waiting anxiously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips237 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I know, it's already April 1st. Apologies but I will have to move the release date since I was not able to design the mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf247 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I know, it's already April 1st. Apologies but I will have to move the release date since I was not able to design the mission. Please upload your missions on the DYOM Website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips237 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 I know, it's already April 1st. Apologies but I will have to move the release date since I was not able to design the mission. Please upload your missions on the DYOM Website. The website 404's everytime I try to upload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf247 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 I know, it's already April 1st. Apologies but I will have to move the release date since I was not able to design the mission. Please upload your missions on the DYOM Website. The website 404's everytime I try to upload. I can do it for you, if you let me that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips237 Posted April 1, 2014 Author Share Posted April 1, 2014 If none of you realized yet, this mission pack was.. APRIL FOOLS! But honestly I did try to design "Guts and Glory" but ran out of ideas. Now someone lock this before it turns into a spam war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf247 Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 If none of you realized yet, this mission pack was.. APRIL FOOLS! But honestly I did try to design "Guts and Glory" but ran out of ideas. Now someone lock this before it turns into a spam war. I actually put the "I see what you did there" guy pic, so I don't ruin it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtis Posted April 1, 2014 Share Posted April 1, 2014 so the crash was used to be there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chips237 Posted April 2, 2014 Author Share Posted April 2, 2014 so the crash was used to be there? If you put it that way, I guess so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now