pokemon123 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) You all I know I won't be sucessful at life but I can make you sucessful Step 1. Get Minecraft Step 2. spam a ton of channels Step3. Get sony vegas step4. get hdmi recorder or whatecer it's called step5. when you make your videos make sure you say f*ck and sh*t like 20 times in your videos, it helps step6. scream alot, make sure to you also can scream for a long time,be obnoxious. step7. Create a "group" pewdiepie has the "bro army" you create something like that to step 8. When playing other games make sure to play call of duty and grand theft auto as well as battlefield. Want to play something else? thats not going to work because no one plays anything else. step9. Spam "like and subscribe and favourite" step 10, once famous enough to become more famous make a video of you doing something pointless, like buying an apple. Less effort step11. if possible get a hot girlfriend and force her to be in your vidoes New Step: If a parent, get a little kid and have him say vagina. Watch the views and likes and most important, the money roll in Edited March 30, 2014 by pokemon123 Doland J. Trump, RedBull FM, MarshalMoo and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD himan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Perfect! should be pinned with Thor's Hammer! really amazing tutorial! i don't have 2 heads but still salute from my 1st head. I think the smell of Spam always attracts VooDoo itself, he would be coming. Edited March 30, 2014 by KD himan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemon123 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 hmm i really need to update my defintion of spam. I thought this would not be considered advertising Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alhalish Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Nah, a misleading title/thumbnail is enough. Ask smosh, Shane Dawson, an-DAAAAMMMMMIIIITTTT I HAAAATTTTTEEEEE THHHHOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEE @#$$%##@$$@!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan_J Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You just summed up Youtube! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD himan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) hmm i really need to update my defintion of spam. I thought this would not be considered advertising I don't think it's an advertising, it's an tutorial. a perfect tutorial. and yea, that spam is looking good, which is not good, worse it up like me. Edited March 30, 2014 by KD himan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How to make a useless topic. 1. Be pokemon123 2. Post a topic called how to become a successful youtber 3. post an inane list that isn't funny presto. MarshalMoo, orbitalraindrops and ExtremoMania 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 get a hot girlfriend force her Something isn't right here. Peregrin Brandytook, Raavi, SouthWestPayDay and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) Nah, there's lots of people out there doing just that and not really going anywhere. You don't see them individually because so many people upload LP videos nowadays that they've created an ocean of content full of absolutely mundane material that nobody should ever bother to watch. The ones you do see have either payed youtube to become a buoy that catches your eye when you're standing on the beach (like squirtdude, who you probably know of if you keep advertisements on and youtube targets you as a gamer), or have been lucky enough to find a rock to splash up onto (like TheRunawayGuys, who are a combination of already popular youtubers from as early as 2006, their rock is that they played nintendo games right when let's play first started getting popular on youtube.)SquirtDudeTheRunawayGuysA few randoms I found through the "uploaded in the last hour" option for searching, just to illustrate how mundane they are. Please don't act hateful towards them, it'd be a really awful thing for someone to do. If anything give them encouragement. CrazyChickenHead - Actually has a decent presentation and a pretty good view/subscription ratio.The Khaotic One - The fonts!!! Mr. Clutch - He just uploaded his first video fifteen minutes before I wrote this; the video is a minecraft let's play.JarrahSmith - Another new let's player who starts out with minecraft. This one doesn't have a mic, and he likes dubstep music, take that as a warning if you want to.Itz Exide Gaming - Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft with his friends.BeaconPlaysMC - Plays Minecraft and Terraria.HalfLifejake - Just uploaded videos from a stream of Dead Space 3 he did on Twitch with his friend.XiyesLinkon - Plays a ton of different games at the same time. Very perky and excited to make videos though, which is great!The search terms I used were: "let's play minecraft," "let's paly call of duty," and "let's play dead space." Almost everyone on the list above makes Minecraft videos, and not one has more than 500 subscribers or over 1000 views on any of their videos. Now they don't do everything else on your list either, but I have a feeling it wouldn't matter much. Edited March 30, 2014 by Joe Chip Tyla 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemon123 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Nah, there's lots of people out there doing just that and not really going anywhere. You don't see them individually because so many people upload LP videos nowadays that they've created an ocean of content full of absolutely mundane material that nobody should ever bother to watch. The ones you do see have either payed youtube to become a buoy that catches your eye when you're standing on the beach (like squirtdude, who you probably know of if you keep advertisements on and youtube targets you as a gamer), or have been lucky enough to find a rock to splash up onto (like TheRunawayGuys, who are a combination of already popular youtubers from as early as 2006, their rock is that they played nintendo games right when let's play first started getting popular on youtube.) SquirtDude TheRunawayGuys A few randoms I found through the "uploaded in the last hour" option for searching, just to illustrate how mundane they are. Please don't act hateful towards them, it'd be a really awful thing for someone to do. If anything give them encouragement. CrazyChickenHead - Actually has a decent presentation and a pretty good view/subscription ratio. The Khaotic One - The fonts!!! Mr. Clutch - He just uploaded his first video fifteen minutes before I wrote this; the video is a minecraft let's play. JarrahSmith - Another new let's player who starts out with minecraft. This one doesn't have a mic, and he likes dubstep music, take that as a warning if you want to. Itz Exide Gaming - Plays Call Of Duty and Minecraft with his friends. BeaconPlaysMC - Plays Minecraft and Terraria. HalfLifejake - Just uploaded videos from a stream of Dead Space 3 he did on Twitch with his friend. XiyesLinkon - Plays a ton of different games at the same time. Very perky and excited to make videos though, which is great! The search terms I used were: "let's play minecraft," "let's paly call of duty," and "let's play dead space." Almost everyone on the list above makes Minecraft videos, and not one has more than 500 subscribers or over 1000 views on any of their videos. Now they don't do everything else on your list either, but I have a feeling it wouldn't matter much. I used to watch therunawayguys. Angryjoe has done alright over the past few years. But to me the mega youtubers are pewdiepie,raywilliamjohsnon,shanedawson, have used these tactics to get more and more famous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Becoming a successful YouTuber is sooooo 2010 Doc Rikowski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 SPOILER!! You don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 That way is amateur. Do you even use bots, bro? MarshalMoo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How much ad revenue can you make from being a partner? I could qualify if half of my videos weren't copyrighted material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyraxx Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You should also take your time to go out of your way to scream "Rape" or make rape related jokes all the time Worked for PewDewPie.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemon123 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 You should also take your time to go out of your way to scream "Rape" or make rape related jokes all the time Worked for PewDewPie.. was going to say that but i didn't want to risk getting warned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You should also take your time to go out of your way to scream "Rape" or make rape related jokes all the time Worked for PewDewPie.. was going to say that but i didn't want to risk getting warned Warned on Youtube? I've never heard of someone being warned or banned for something on there, besides copyright disputes or pornographic content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How much ad revenue can you make from being a partner? I could qualify if half of my videos weren't copyrighted material. Well I have about 7 videos out of the 130 on my channel that have been monetized. I've been monetized since start of January and so far I've earned 5 cents that can find its way back to myself. Total ad revenue witch you don't get a lookin on is around $15 probably more now. Trouble is you can't cash in your revenue from your ad sense account until you've earnt $60 worth of revenue so with my maths I may be able to withdraw my ad revenue when I hit 65 ready for retirement. kipakolonyasi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnad.1992 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Don't forget the British accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Odyssey Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Put in the least amount of effort into your videos as you possible can. Remember, the less effort, the better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 ^ Funny how I put in 'sh*tty dubstep intro' and that came up.Anyway, you forgot rule one. Always have a sh*tty dubstep intro. It's YT basics! Shah Sam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddor9z Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 NOT GONNA WORK ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmoopy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You all I know I won't be sucessful at life but I can make you sucessful Step 1. Get Minecraft Step 2. spam a ton of channels Step3. Get sony vegas step4. get hdmi recorder or whatecer it's called step5. when you make your videos make sure you say f*ck and sh*t like 20 times in your videos, it helps step6. scream alot, make sure to you also can scream for a long time,be obnoxious. step7. Create a "group" pewdiepie has the "bro army" you create something like that to step 8. When playing other games make sure to play call of duty and grand theft auto as well as battlefield. Want to play something else? thats not going to work because no one plays anything else. step9. Spam "like and subscribe and favourite" step 10, once famous enough to become more famous make a video of you doing something pointless, like buying an apple. Less effort step11. if possible get a hot girlfriend and force her to be in your vidoes You have just described PewDiePie except that he doesn't play Minecraft , or does he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detective Phelps Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 ^ Funny how I put in 'sh*tty dubstep intro' and that came up. Anyway, you forgot rule one. Always have a sh*tty dubstep intro. It's YT basics! Don't forget to beg for likes & subs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 So frankly you wanna become some Bieber wannabe or something? I would recommend you just sit on your desk, surf the internet and comment harshly in a useless topic. Not a really good advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leviathan Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Would this be a good place to advertise my channel? hahahahahahahahahaha. http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTwHY0EyakK8R7aKRaiEOlw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky12 Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 How to be become a successful YouTuber? Be a idiot The Leviathan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_FRANKENSTEIN_ Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 (edited) I will teach you how to become a popular singer: 1.Be gay 2.look like gay 3.behave like gay 4.Rename yourself as James Benister. 5.say something idiotic that idiots consider as wise. Say something like: "to pie or not to pit thats the question", 6. Done, now you are a "popular" sh*t. Edited March 30, 2014 by _FRANKENSTEIN_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You gents know there's already a thread about this in the GTA 5 section, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokemon123 Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 You gents know there's already a thread about this in the GTA 5 section, right? Well kind of. It basically did kind of turn into that. And that thread kind of inspired this guide. Also for those who doubt this guide it's been proven to work countless people such as pewdipie and skydoesminecraft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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