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The Online Gamer

Gather round, children, storytime!!!

 

 

So, a few days ago I was out by Cypress Flats doing nothing in particular, when these two dudes show up. One of them was my "friend". They pull up in a chrome suv (wtf?) and gun me down. I spawn by a ware house and they pull up, not realizing that a special carbine is aimed straight at them. I cap both of them, call for my jester, and speed off. A few minutes later, a turismo and alpha show up behind me. As I'm dodging them, I see a train, and the perfect place to jump on. My jester makes it and I'm escaping them on the rails. We were up by paleto, so when turismo dude goes to pull up beside me, he hits one of the walkways and gets pushed up under the train, killing him. Alpha dude is waiting at the end of the tunnel, getting ready to jump on. He gets on, hides behind a boxcar, and I start making my way towards him. I shoot him when he tries to cap me. We're in the desert now, and I find a nice chopper at the airfield and escape.

So, how could I have dealt with those dudes alternatively? Got a jet and flew off? Left? Oh, BTW, here is my "friends" GT: THE ONLY REAP3R

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I'm going to need some pictures and Morgan Freeman reading along because I'm confused as f*ck.

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The Online Gamer

I'm going to need some pictures and Morgan Freeman reading along because I'm confused as f*ck.

I'll call Morgan freeman and get him to your house, and I'll hop in my delorean and go back in time to get you some pictures. Sorry, for the confusion. The dumbed down version is, I was jumped but I survived.
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Chipotle Chiggin

lol special carbine is that shiznit for real and no it was perfect how you managed to have killed while tying to escape hell anything is better than going into passive mode lol

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The Online Gamer

lol special carbine is that shiznit for real and no it was perfect how you managed to have killed while tying to escape hell anything is better than going into passive mode lol

My friend was a hacked level 1000, thought he was going to minigun me...
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Chipotle Chiggin

 

lol special carbine is that shiznit for real and no it was perfect how you managed to have killed while tying to escape hell anything is better than going into passive mode lol

My friend was a hacked level 1000, thought he was going to minigun me...

 

man your homie is a douche im glad my homeboy derp who is level 1000 isnt like that with me lol hes very mellow

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SMFtwstdHICK

Nice job,

 

And, even better, no lame ass passive mode.. Salutes to you man.. You should come hang with us sometime.

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The Online Gamer

Nice job,

 

And, even better, no lame ass passive mode.. Salutes to you man.. You should come hang with us sometime.

It's too bad I'm stuck on xbox...
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The Online Gamer

Did I mention that I was listening to Metallica while this whole ordeal happened? Master of Puppets is a real help when you're outrunning "puppets" lol

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SMFtwstdHICK

 

Nice job,

 

And, even better, no lame ass passive mode.. Salutes to you man.. You should come hang with us sometime.

It's too bad I'm stuck on xbox...

 

Bummer, well, we will be with ya in spirit!!!!

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ThousandFangs

Good job on escaping those trolls. If it were me, I'd of stolen a fighter jet at Fort Zancudo and switched to its machine guns and rained bullet fire on their cars from above.

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Nice job,

 

And, even better, no lame ass passive mode.. Salutes to you man.. You should come hang with us sometime.

It's too bad I'm stuck on xbox...

 

and that explains why you have such a douchebag as a friend

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ThousandFangs

I had a "friend" that used a wallhack to spawnkill me several times, until which I decided to drive my adder into the wall. When I did, he blew it up, and I repeated the same process six times. 12,500 insurance bill for his destruction of it a single time was good, and six of the same insurance bills was enough compensation.

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I leave the session.

 

Then I report them.

i report then leave .

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