Jerking in GTA = Jerking in Life?

[Shootinalloveryourface]

I believe that those players that choose to rudely approach you in the street and crudely jerk over you are likely jerking in real life. Those that jerk over you in your apartment? Yeah, they're probably jerking in real life too. What about those jerking after a victory? Yup, you guessed it, they're jerking.

 

I've attempted to gather statistics to support this conclusion however, as yet, no players have responded to my web cam requests or text messages.

 

Does anyone think different or agree? Let me know your thoughts.

 

Note:I do not intend for this to be a flaming thread or contain any verbal abuse but this is the internet and will happen regardless. Nor is this "Oh OP is butthurt because someone jerked over him" kinda thread. Just throwing that typical reply out of the way because most threads that take (sic) about players jerking are usually taken that way.

[Strengthcamp]

no players have responded to my web cam requests

Wut.

 

 

 

You want to prove that they're masturbating by watching them do it?

Edited March 29, 2014 by Jbenz1

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

This should be interesting..

[I3AZZAI2]

No, they're just little kids who saw that your character was female. If they're char is idle in the vanilla unicorn on the other hand...

Gotta say though, when it happens to me, I feel very violated.

Edited March 29, 2014 by I3AZZAI2

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

no players have responded to my web cam requests

Wut.

You want to prove that they're masturbating by watching them do it?

Yes well it's the only way of gathering statistics. If you know anyone who may be interested ping me a PM.

 

 

No, they're just little kids who saw that your character was female. If they're char is idle in the vanilla unicorn on the other hand...

Gotta say though, when it happens to me, I feel very violated.

Thanks for sharing. TBH though it happens to my male character too. Edited March 29, 2014 by shootingallovertheplace

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You raise a good point, there is absolutely no reliable evidence against this theory

[Solid Scorpion]

Thread's cracking me up

 

If I got a notification saying "shootingallovertheplace has invited you to webcam chat" I'd be freaked out by the euphemism in the name lol.

Edited March 29, 2014 by Solid Scorpion

[Fraizer]

This sounds like one of those "Kill people in video games, kill people in real life" Articles.

 

Honestly this is just weird.

[K3vLegend]

Uhm

[DannyMan]

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[Hanshot 420th]

so what does it mean when my female character is docking

[Ezza.]

I bet everytime they reject your webcam requests, you sit there, thinking

Edited March 29, 2014 by EZza2647

[Zondar]

I never jerk in GTAO, but do it all the time IRL. (Although mostly in private)

I don't know how this correlates with your otherwise excellent theory?

[CarimboHanky]

i have killed close to 13,000 people online, does that mean i have killed just as many in real life?

 

 

op just mad 'cause someone jerked over him while in a webcam session

[Shootinalloveryourface]

Thread's cracking me up

 

If I got a notification saying "shootingallovertheplace has invited you to webcam chat" I'd be freaked out by the euphemism in the name lol.

 

 

Hahaha, I hadn't thought of that before. I assure you and all others that I am certainly not, er, shooting all over the place.

 

so what does it mean when my female character is docking

I'm not sure quite what docking means but this would likely result in the player jerking, or the female equivalent, or perhaps partaking in some form of mutual jerking.

[Ciarán]

(Although mostly in private)

 

What do you mean Mostly in private? O.o

[Shootinalloveryourface]

I never jerk in GTAO, but do it all the time IRL. (Although mostly in private)

I don't know how this correlates with your otherwise excellent theory?

 

Thank you for the data.

 

It actually correlates rather well. If you were to jerk in GTA at some point over the next few days, one could apply the theory to the situation and correctly presume that you were jerking IRL, on the basis of the "all the time jerking".

 

i have killed close to 13,000 people online, does that mean i have killed just as many in real life?

op just mad 'cause someone jerked over him while in a webcam session

Killing and jerking are two completely different actions. To confirm, this theory is based on jerking only.

 

And no actually I wasn't mad just surprised.

Edited March 29, 2014 by shootingallovertheplace

[gear999]

 

(Although mostly in private)

What do you mean Mostly in private? O.o

 

Means he does it in public also?

[Foleydelphia]

If a bunch of people are jerking over you while ranking up, it is a Roofkake.

[Shootinalloveryourface]

 

 

(Although mostly in private)

 

What do you mean Mostly in private? O.o

 

Means he does it in public also?

Who hasn't?

[Black & White]

Man, I swear, you've been making the weirdest topics. First, you asked who likes playing as the opposite gender, then you asked who were in a GTA Online love relationship, now you are saying that people that use the "JERK" option are actually masturbating in reality.

[Warlordfrost]

Yeap, I'm definitely jackin it

[Zondar]

 

 

 

(Although mostly in private)

What do you mean Mostly in private? O.o

Means he does it in public also?

Who hasn't?

Exactly, stop being so frigid gear999...

[Ciarán]

I'm going to lock this now as it's starting to be weird