How would you prank the community on April 1st

[Ninja_Gear]

If you where R*, how would you prank the community?

 

I would release an patch that would make all vehicles stuck in 1st gear online for a full day. Except for tanks. Their speed would remain.

Edited March 28, 2014 by Ninja_Gear

[Deadly Aviator]

Quadruple payout on Gerald missions

Edited March 28, 2014 by Deadly Aviator

[Coin]

Inform everyone that heists are delayed until 2015, then secretly release heists.

[Vehicles]

Every car is chromed with dollar rims and clown horn.

[Biohazard Abyss]

Remove cars from people's garages.

 

Oh wait...

[NikkoCharger]

Make the rear ends of all bulletproof cars secretly transparent and swap the stats of the super and off-road class.

[blk95ta]

Shut the servers down stating "we have discontinued the gta online service" and then bring them back up on april 2 with a patch that releases heists and other new things.

[wanes]

Dom and Brucie infinitely calling you

[1CrazyFool]

ERROR, The GTAV Online servers have been discontinued.

 

Edit: Damn got beaten to it...

Edited March 28, 2014 by 1CrazyFool

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Reset everyone's stat for the day plus revoke anything you own

[SolidSnails]

Remove everyones characters.

[1CrazyFool]

Force every character to wear clown outfit and on foot travel about on a NOS powered pogo stick.

[senormidget]

Cops in tanks, cops in buzzards, cops with miniguns, cops reversing in Entitys with sticky bombs and AP pistols.

Edited March 28, 2014 by senormidget

[Ezza.]

Temporarily replace EVERY single VEHICLE (planes, boats, cars, helis, the train, the tram, etc) with hot pink Faggios

[AGiganticLlama]

Disable the use of Tanks

[Alvarez]

Thanking the community for their support, bought shards and shut down servers with announcement that they now have enough money to retire to Tahiti.

[GTA-Addicted]

Make all NPC cars chrome

[malcolmfunktion]

Tell them heists are coming.

[TeammateHelper]

Me? As in me? Drive a Schafter and praise it the same way I praise the Gater.

 

As Rockstar? "Release new DLC".

[Happy_Killstick]

sellin the rights to EA

 

 

I don't think R* will do anything on 1st April

[TeammateHelper]

Best one is that they lock our levels and RP and ask us to buy a "game pass" on the store

[Zorvaine]

Every character getting the Altruist treatment.

 

Although it would be mostly displeasing...

[HopalongCasidy]

I'm bringing back the joker ztype with ignition bombs. I did it to get the tattoo, but I've missed it. $1,000,000 april fools joke.

 

Edit: Sorry, only read the title. If I was R* I'd take away every weapon other than a glass bottle.

Edited March 28, 2014 by HopalongCasidy

[AlienTwo]

Release heists with all the planning, but when the players finally break into the bank there is only a briefcase in the middle of the empty building and the heist ends as a "Deliver this bullsh*t to Martin" mission with a 200$ and 150rp payout.

[Reconified]

16 million shark card.

[livejoker]

Replace all AI's such as peds and cops with the skin template for the shemales you see at the gay clubs.
"Pull over now, honey!"

[novesori]

Quadruple payout on Gerald missions

 

You mean like $400?

[WTFThisIsntWii]

"Rockstar has decided to close down GTA Online Servers"

[novesori]

"Rockstar has decided to close down GTA Online Servers"

 

"due too many glitchers"

[Zorvaine]

 

"Rockstar has decided to close down GTA Online Servers"

 

"due too many glitchers"

 

 

While sending a shout out to Domislive in the same post.