Things you say to strippers in game.

[Alvarez]

As in topic, what do you say to the polygonal beauties during the private dance?

 

- X Button. X Button. X Button.

- Girl, I love your textures, very cool.

- Keep telling how 1337 I am.

- Let me fix the texture mapping between your legs, babe. Trust me, i'm a professional.

[98 in 1]

inb4notagoddamnthingbecauseimnotavirgin

 

 

But yeah, I didn't say anything when I did get dances to get their numbers stored on my phone. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't because it made calling certain people a little bit harder.

[Ezza.]

Dayum Shaniqua, keep it rollin like dat

[Alvarez]

This one last reply made me laugh.

Edited March 28, 2014 by Alvarez

[livejoker]

I don't know if Peach is in MP but in SP I go to her and her only and touch her the most I can while saying, "Bring me a bucket of water and some soap because you're a dirty girl".

btw Peach is the tranny stripper.

[Odesza]

As in topic, what do you say to the polygonal beauties during the private dance?

 

- X Button. X Button. X Button.

 

LOL

 

 

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[Franceska]

Nothing. I never went to a stripper to get a lapdance (nor went in the stripclub).

[TeammateHelper]

"The uh.... weather's nice, huh?"

"Mommy?"

[Im2akillerfish]

"My mom and dad are away, so I can watch as long as I want, babe."

 

 

Not really

 

 

[drGiggless]

"Whooo knew silicone and desperation could be so damn alluring"

 

"My mother was a stripper once"

 

"You're beautiful, just like me."

Edited March 28, 2014 by drGiggless

[Synophrys]

"Hey look, you're dead on the ground, burnt to a crisp, now give me my money back."

[LancerG2]

Where the f*ck is cheetah, Bitch?!

[WTFThisIsntWii]

Nothing. I never went to a stripper to get a lapdance (nor went in the stripclub).

I'm the same I've never gone to the strip club... The strip club comes to me.

As in topic, what do you say to the polygonal beauties during the private dance?

 

I think my autoaim is broken because I can't get you out of my sight.

[lalilulelo]

I don't say a thing to 'em.

Because If I would, I'd be dead by now.

[JiNX77]

You keep an eye on my controller Fufu, I'm gonna get a beer and a sandwich. If it starts to shake just do what you think is right.

[Kampioen]

"I'm not even hard yet, I'm gonna need my money back."

[senormidget]

Dem pixels.

 

[Coin]

 

This thread..

[senormidget]

Hey girl, the difficulty that I play Rooftop Rumble isn't the only thing that's Hard.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Nothing, I hardly go the strip club anyway(And my fav one, Sapphire isn't in online)

Edited March 28, 2014 by Gta-freak-VI

[Kampioen]

The only reason I ever went in there is to get the tattoo from the private dances. If you've seen it once in single player, you've seen enough of it. There's nothing interesting about it. Anyway, I just set the mic down next to the speakers on my pc and held down the button to touch until the bar got filled up.

[HopalongCasidy]

I tell nikki she's trailer trash and I want to hear about the first time she boned her stepdad.

[SaturdayNight]

Does your mother know you do this?

[lew3112]

"Do you accept cash cards as payment?"

[senormidget]

"Hey girl, is slipstream switched on? Because I want to ram you up the ass."

 

"Hey girl, are you a chrome Adder? Because I want to throw something sticky at you."

 

"Yes that is an RPG in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you."

Edited March 28, 2014 by senormidget

[Kampioen]

"Hey girl, is slipstream switched on? Because I want to ram you up the ass."

 

"Hey girl, are you a chrome Adder? Because I want to throw something sticky at you."

 

"Yes that is an RPG in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you."

 

Nice...

 

"Hey girl, I know of one weapon I could pull out in here."

 

"I've got a Valentine's day pack in my pants."

 

"Step it up girl, this shotgun ain't automatic."

 

"I've got a Titan in my pants that needs a job."

[AlienTwo]

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but if I use my laptop, I can have you both. "

Edited March 28, 2014 by AlienTwo

[doser_]

"bend over bitch"

 

"show me dat ass"

 

"roll me a joint bitch"

[OG_Triple]

"Tell me your life story."

"First person view is the best thing ever."

"Security can suck it. This ain't single player."

"Do you like my mask, babeh?"

"I may be drunk, but you don't look naked to me."

"Can we get another girl in here? The more the merrier!"

"That's not a gunshot wound, it's just ketchup."

"Damn, Nikki, you're so close to being nude. Why not let it all hang out? I won't tell."

"Wait, what the hell do I need your number for? Is "free dances" code for sex?"

"I hope my mic's not on"

[BigBiff]

"I cant wait to shoot this place up in a bit."