Green Juice Appreciation Thread

[Judicious 7]

In the spirit of making these expendable threads, I figured I'd choose something that few people pay much attention to. Who here loves that cringeworthy-tasting green juice? I know I do!

 

YUM!!!!!!!!!

 

 

(even though you can only have one glass at a time)

[ChrilLe]

I hate when my ''friends'' drink the green juice before I do. Even in my own apartment. That's a f*cking death sentence, lol.

 

I think it tastes like broccoli and carrots.

[Ezza.]

"If I don't live till I'm 200 I'm gonna sue these Juice f*cks"

 

Amanda De Santa's take on green Juice

[Biohazard Abyss]

 

Stop.

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

Shouldn't you be looking for a nice girlfriend OP ?

 

 

 

@Bio. KO'd

[Ninjambie]

That's a daily ritual for me. I always drink a glass of that green j u ice before leaving the apartment.

[Malcot]

I'm never sure if the juice actually does anything or if it's just R* trolling but I can't help drinking it just in case!

 

I think we need a "rate the juice above you thread" too

[Judicious 7]

Shouldn't you be looking for a nice girlfriend OP ?

 

Lol yes, I should. I'm trying not to drift into cross-dressing fantasies or take my relationship with Jiao Liu to 2nd base..

 

 

@Bio. KO'd

[Is this The Guy?]

 

Stop.

 

LOL funny, just reminded me too, I think it was a year or two ago I was on youtube searching "epic bitch slaps" and this video came up

Edited March 27, 2014 by Thisguyherenow

[ezfaun]

Is this you OP? Dunno why I googled green juice.

Look at er face lol. Eeeeewwwww..

[drGiggless]

I was playing yesterday and leaving my apartment to go to my garage. As I was taking the elevator down to my garage, Jiao Liu got on. I'd seen her around but never actually talked to her before. Her glance met mine, and I could immediately tell she wanted it. I invited her to my garage, and gave her the D on the hood of my Stinger convertible. Then we did it in the backseat of my Granger, and finally on the workbench. After I was done, I joined a new session and haven't talked to her since. #LosSantosStories

[budcat]

I have a green smoothie every morning, wife makes them for me. Vita-mix is how to do it. Kale + frozen peaches + frozen berry mix = health.

 

Don't even cringe these days.

[Judicious 7]

Is this you OP? Dunno why I googled green juice.

Look at er face lol. Eeeeewwwww..

Yup.

[GTA-Addicted]

I hope you guys know where the green "juice" is coming from..... It's a kind of "milk"

Those male aliens that are living in LS..... Well, hope I said enough.

 

I need to puke for a bit now...

Edited March 27, 2014 by GTA-Addicted

[budcat]

I hope you guys know where the green "juice" is coming from..... It's a kind of "milk"

 

Those male aliens that are living in LS..... Well, hope I said enough.

 

I need to puke for a bit now...

There's no way that's true, I've seen my girlfriend swallow it

 

ba dump tsh

 

I'll be here all week

[BuyMeTheMoon]

I've been wondering what's in it. I think it's kiwi, green apple, squash and spinach..

I always start a GTA:O night with a glass of green juice, just because I can.

But is it any purpose with it? Has anyone taken a closer look at it? Does it remove scars and wounds? I've heard that it makes your character look better, can anyone confirm this?

 

Maybe it's meant for those who not drink alcohol?

Edited March 27, 2014 by BuyMeTheMoon

[drGiggless]

I've been wondering what's in it. I think it's kiwi, green apple, squash and spinach..

I always start a GTA:O night with a glass of green juice, just because I can.

But is it any purpose with it? Has anyone taken a closer look at it? Does it remove scars and wounds? I've heard that it makes your character look better, can anyone confirm this?

 

Maybe it's meant for those who not drink alcohol?

 

It's a kale smoothie. Michael drinks them in one of the missions in single player and him and Amanda talk about them.

[BuyMeTheMoon]

Yes it is. But that doesn't answer my speculations

Edited March 27, 2014 by BuyMeTheMoon

[Ronzilla.]

I drink it every time I enter my crib. It goes great with a bong hit and a glass of red wine.

[Coin]

 

 

It's a kale smoothie. Michael drinks them in one of the missions in single player and him and Amanda talk about them.

 

 

Well, there'll be other things in it, because I don't think you can use kale on it's own. At least every 'green juice' recipe I've seen has other sh*t in it as well.

 

And as someone who, for a month, drank green juice all I gotta say is they nailed it in the game. So disgusting lol

[Malibu454]

Yes it is. But that doesn't answer my speculations

Good question..

I guess you can get all banged up then keep drinking em and see if it makes a difference.

Idk??

[Ronzilla.]

 

They need to let it have an effect in game though in my opinion. Maybe a strength boost?

[Biohazard Abyss]

I've been wondering what's in it. I think it's kiwi, green apple, squash and spinach..

I always start a GTA:O night with a glass of green juice, just because I can.

But is it any purpose with it? Has anyone taken a closer look at it? Does it remove scars and wounds? I've heard that it makes your character look better, can anyone confirm this?

 

Maybe it's meant for those who not drink alcohol?

 

Considering my character has not gained any weight from all the Egochasers she eats...

 

[dlow]

The green juice when used, allows your character to take a earth shattering shiit when you sign off

[ChillerVapes]

Is this you OP? Dunno why I googled green juice.

Look at er face lol. Eeeeewwwww..

Wow a woman irl with GTA online female avatar tits

[Aero Dynamo]

What Green Juice Really Is,

 

 

=

 

[budcat]

And as someone who, for a month, drank green juice all I gotta say is they nailed it in the game. So disgusting lol

 

The trick is lemon juice to cut the acrid taste of the kale

 

plus you have to use mason jars like the pictures above

 

I want people to improve their health and drink more green juice!!

 

yes I am a walking episode of Portlandia, I live on the west coast

 

for these reasons alone, I KNOW it helps my character

[BuyMeTheMoon]

 

Good question..

I guess you can get all banged up then keep drinking em and see if it makes a difference.

Idk??

I think I'll have to look closer into this...

[PerceusSOZ]

Eat my scythe, OP.

 

[Coin]

 

And as someone who, for a month, drank green juice all I gotta say is they nailed it in the game. So disgusting lol

 

The trick is lemon juice to cut the acrid taste of the kale

 

plus you have to use mason jars like the pictures above

 

I want people to improve their health and drink more green juice!!

 

yes I am a walking episode of Portlandia, I live on the west coast

 

for these reasons alone, I KNOW it helps my character

 

 

I used pineapple instead of lemon. Didn't help much at all with the taste though.