I wish I had a pikachu!

[iheartlondon1969]

Like the title says I wish I had a pikachu that could follow me around n sh*t. Especially when I go AFC to take a piss and some asshole decides it's a great idea to repeatedly farm me for money or kills. THEN my pikachu would take action and f*ck them up with his über electricalness.

 

I'm high as a kite.

[DeezyGaming]

Sounds like you need a crew or a group of friends to back you up. Try going to your apartment/garage before doing whatever it is you need to do. Then you won't be killed multiple times.

[iheartlondon1969]

I have a great crew but are time zones are different. East coast US vs west coast US.

 

Are crew. The 710 syndicate. Very chill stoners.

[S0lo]

or just:

 

-bank that cash

-passive mode and higher ground

-middle of Alamo Sea

 

all though i don't think you are looking for a practical solution with this...

[livejoker]

My mom plays a version of Pokemon but with Herpes where she's gotta catch 'em all.

[ezfaun]

I wish I had a pikachu!

You don't have the pokeballs for it!

[Biohazard Abyss]

I heard you get one with a megalodon cash card.

[drGiggless]

I heard you get one with a megalodon cash card.

 

I can confirm it's true, I've bought several megalodon cards

 

[Biohazard Abyss]

Couldn't be a worse time to be out of likes!!!

[WBaker]

Damn son, learn to maintain. If you can't handle the drugs don't do them.