Need tips or help with Driving?

[paddytheguru]

Anyone needing and advice or tips, detailed or not, ask any questions about how to race, driveby or just generally pick up some speed. As a previous leader of a street racing crew, and multiple succes stories including drivebys, getaways and races, most questions to do with the mechanics or general how tos of racing I can answer!!!!

[CheaterMcCheat]

Please do a singing in the shower guide/thread next

[Mythological]

What's next a help with flying guide!?!!

[paddytheguru]

Please do a singing in the shower guide/thread next

Leave a sh*tty song next to your mic..... does the trick haha

[CheaterMcCheat]

"As a previous leader of a travelling band of musicians and singers"

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

What do I do when I'm racing with idiot drivers who nudge into me all the time? Do I;

 

A) Be a prick and Nudge back

B) Slow down so that when they try to nudge me, they'll go spinning off the course and I'll have the last laugh

C) Rage quit immediately

 

Please help me

[J. Belfort]

You've got some ego to think you can host your own AMA here.

[paddytheguru]

What do I do when I'm racing with idiot drivers who nudge into me all the time? Do I;

 

A) Be a prick and Nudge back

B) Slow down so that when they try to nudge me, they'll go spinning off the course and I'll have the last laugh

C) Rage quit immediately

 

Please help me

I tend to let them go for it and just before they do, hit the brakes and watch them either manage to stay on the track, or casually fly off as their mic gets loud with anger. Other than that you can install armour on your car, the better the armour the less they can push you around and damage the car, if you're going really fast, your best bet is to hit the brakes and let them do the recovery without you -Paddy

You've got some ego to think you can host your own AMA here.

 

My first two real posts..... I can tell this place gets real freindly

"As a previous leader of a travelling band of musicians and singers"

5 years of GTA gets you in some weird places my freind haha

[Sangers]

You've got some ego to think you can host your own AMA here.

 

American Music Awards?

[PoopyThomas]

I am only allowed to take taxis, I kept failing the online DMV test.

[We Are Ninja]

Anyone needing and advice or tips, detailed or not, ask any questions about how to race, driveby or just generally pick up some speed. As a previous leader of a street racing crew, and multiple succes stories including drivebys, getaways and races, most questions to do with the mechanics or general how tos of racing I can answer!!!!

I've got a few, if you don't mind...

 

1.) Which sports car do you prefer?

2.) Which car do you drive most in free-roam?

3.) In your opinion, do custom tires make a difference?

[DavieShredder]

 

You've got some ego to think you can host your own AMA here.

 

American Music Awards?

 

Ask Me Anything, I believe it's a Reddit thing.

 

OP, you're more likely to gets bites by offering help to those asking for it, not by being Leo DiCaprio yelling from the top of a sinking ship.

[Art:Vandelay]

This isn't iv you don't need help driving

[SFBryan18]

Edited March 27, 2014 by SFBryan18

[PerceusSOZ]

I approve of this thread. At least the OP offers help to those who ask for it.

[GTAMYBABIES]

Wrong section.

 

Go to guides and strategies.

[drGiggless]

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

Edited March 27, 2014 by drGiggless

[Coin]

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

 

Yes. But first, you must master the ancient art of driving with your feet. Only then, will you be able to win races and masturbate at the same time.

[SFBryan18]

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

Have someone else jerk you off while you play. Possibly the O...O

Edited March 27, 2014 by SFBryan18

[Art:Vandelay]

 

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

 

Yes. But first, you must master the ancient art of driving with your feet. Only then, will you be able to win races and masturbate at the same time.

You can drive with your hands you just have to be really flexible

[backward_axis]

Why is the Super Diamond the best car in the game?

 

Do you prefer the original or remake "Gone in Sixty Seconds"?

 

Torque or Torques?

 

Marry, F$&k, Kill: Steve McQueen, the band Queen, Queen Latifah.

 

 

How do I effectively race and eat a bowl of Ramen noodles simultaneously?

 

For carpooling: Blowup sex doll, cardboard cutout of The Rock, most recent kidnap victim, or a lifesize robot. (Addendum- the robot may or may not become violently self aware during the commute. But it does make good conversation, otherwise.)

[SFBryan18]

What is the OP's opinion on ($)Chadders($)?

Edited March 27, 2014 by SFBryan18

[BrownMattHall]

What do I do when I'm racing with idiot drivers who nudge into me all the time? Do I;

 

A) Be a prick and Nudge back

B) Slow down so that when they try to nudge me, they'll go spinning off the course and I'll have the last laugh

C) Rage quit immediately

 

Please help me

all of the above

[S0lo]

 

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

 

Yes. But first, you must master the ancient art of driving with your feet. Only then, will you be able to win races and masturbate at the same time.

 

or, even better, learn the even more ancient art of masturbating with your feet. even bettererererer when you have a foot fetish...

[I3AZZAI2]

It really isn't terribly difficult to drive in this game with one hand. I usually do it when I'm just trying to get to point A to B while simultaneously posting here.

[Flexx]

DON'T. HIT. NOTHIN.

[hornedturtle]

how do you outrun the cops in the dessert with a faggio...without going to the airfield?

Edited March 27, 2014 by hornedturtle

[SFBryan18]

Anyone else notice that the OP abandoned his thread pretty much right after making it?

 

"Who wants tips?"

 

"Tell me how...?"

 

"..."

Edited March 27, 2014 by SFBryan18

[Headdogg81]

 

 

Oh Benevolent One in your infinite wisdom can you tell me if it is possible to win races against decent drivers while masturbating? and if so, how?

 

Yes. But first, you must master the ancient art of driving with your feet. Only then, will you be able to win races and masturbate at the same time.

 

or, even better, learn the even more ancient art of masturbating with your feet. even bettererererer when you have a foot fetish...

 

 

Ill be sure to try this on my way home from work tonight. Any tutorials for tips?

[darkwar854]

I kinda already made a racing guide. But obviously people don't care and would rather crash every turn. Not my problem.