I Wish I Had A Girlfriend :(

[Judicious 7]

I really do. Every time I log in GTA:O, I greet my female char and a small grin comes on my face as I form this bond with her beautiful pixelated form.

 

When I teleport through the roof to her apartment, I say: "Hi Jiao Liu!! I missed you, girl.."

 

Then I turn the camera to make her view me. She just stands there with a bland look on her face. I can manipulate her facial expressions or her clothes, but she's only an avatar. It later reminds me that I am very lonely. I feel very sad..

 

 

 

 

 

 

TL:DR, I'm an 18 yr old high school graduate who is socially awkward around females.

[Seneschal]

[Odesza]

wat

[PG.]

[Anastacia_DeNiro]

Lol don't laugh he might be telling the truth

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

First page!

[Stephen]

At least it isn't another complaint thread.

[TECHN9CiAN]

Dont bro, stay single. Bitches will just put a huge hole in your wallet with dates and sh*t.

 

Just save time and money, bang a hooker.

[drGiggless]

I really do. Every time I log in GTA:O, I greet my female char and a small grin comes on my face as I form this bond with her beautiful pixelated form.

 

When I teleport through the roof to her apartment, I say: "Hi Jiao Liu!! I missed you, girl.."

 

Then I turn the camera to make her view me. She just stands there with a bland look on her face. I can manipulate her facial expressions or her clothes, but she's only an avatar. It later reminds me that I am very lonely. I feel very sad..

 

 

 

 

 

 

TL:DR, I'm an 18 yr old high school graduate who is socially awkward around females.

 

But at least you'll always have Jiao Liu, she'll never stop loving you. You ever seen the movie "Her"? Lol.

[Coin]

[S0lo]

i'm so glad i'm past that stage of mental development that made me flame such posts in my (far) younger years.

 

chin up, OP, she's already out there. and when you finally meet her, all things will be glorious. then later, not so much. but that's a story for another day.

 

[Alvarez]

You'll be eventually happy one day, OP.

[RussianCommie]

http://gtaforums.com/topic/674154-this-isnt-just-any-albany-cavalcade/

[Judicious 7]

 

 

But at least you'll always have Jiao Liu, she'll never stop loving you. You ever seen the movie "Her"? Lol.

 

Oddly enough, I haven't. Yeah, I guess you're right. I've been with Jiao for a long time. If she was real, I would like to ask her on a date. I want to comfort her. She probably has PTSD or nightmares. If only I could hug her..

[Stephen]

OP takes his roleplaying to whole other level smh.

[drGiggless]

i'm so glad i'm past that stage of mental development that made me flame such posts in my (far) younger years.

 

chin up, OP, she's already out there. and when you finally meet her, all things will be glorious. then later, not so much. but that's a story for another day.

 

 

Oh come on, posting things like this on a GTA Forum? There's a 93% likelihood that it's a troll/spoof thread anyways. Whether it's real or fake, the proper response is always:

 

[Ezza.]

[ｘ]

lyk dis if u kry evertim

[Ezza.]

lyk dis if u kry evertim

[S0lo]

 

i'm so glad i'm past that stage of mental development that made me flame such posts in my (far) younger years.

 

chin up, OP, she's already out there. and when you finally meet her, all things will be glorious. then later, not so much. but that's a story for another day.

 

 

Oh come on, posting things like this on a GTA Forum? There's a 93% likelihood that it's a troll/spoof thread anyways. Whether it's real or fake, the proper response is always:

 

 

nah man, i'm all about retaking the internet from the cynics, the cruel and the mindless. one post at a time.

[Coin]

 

 

nah man, i'm all about retaking the internet from the cynics, the cruel and the mindless. one post at a time.

 

 

 

“What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?”

[Judicious 7]

I'm not a troll. Amongst the complaints and jokes I've seen on the forums, this one is a sincere post. I really am lonely. I sympathize with the guy with the white Albany Cavalcade.

 

It's hard sometimes. I love Jiao. She's my animated Chinese crush. I really wish she was real. I just want to embrace her and cry in her arms. I know she's a criminal and all, but I want to know the real her. I want to see what Jiao does when I'm not playing.

 

Maybe she does laundry. Maybe she shaves her legs or cleans her guns. Maybe she takes long walks on the beach to clear her mind. Maybe she actually talks.. I don't know. I just wish I had a real female companion. Call me weird.. I don't care. I am starving for love.

[ivarblaauw]

 

Oddly enough, I haven't. Yeah, I guess you're right. I've been with Jiao for a long time. If she was real, I would like to ask her on a date. I want to comfort her. She probably has PTSD or nightmares. If only I could hug her..

I would be so happy for you when they create something in VR or robotics so you could "feel" and "hug" her...

 

don't know if troll thread; but if not; you should not worry. You won't stay alone; and otherwise you still have Jiao :-) hopefully for you; soon in VR or as a robot...

 

EDIT:

I don't even want to know what will happen when something like this releases... xD I think that half of the world would have a week off, just to... you know... get their "needs"...

 

I am out X_X

Edited March 25, 2014 by ivarblaauw

[darkwar854]

[Mr.Aaron]

You will marry the first female that gives you the time of day and let's you "play" with her and she will instantly be "the one" even tho she will be completely wrong for you and there will be warning signs from friends/family of this that you will ignore and proceed. Then later on when you start to think maybe you had made a mistake you will try to save the marriage by getting the female preggo which will most likely make things worse.

 

A psychic normally charges you what $60 for this? I will take a twenty.

[Stephen]

Be careful what you wish for OP, because you just might marry it.

[drGiggless]

 

 

 

nah man, i'm all about retaking the internet from the cynics, the cruel and the mindless. one post at a time.

 

 

 

“What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?”

 

 

Well said, Winston. King Solo is the hero that the internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

[S0lo]

You will marry the first female that gives you the time of day and let's you "play" with her and she will instantly be "the one" even tho she will be completely wrong for you and there will be warning signs from friends/family of this that you will ignore and proceed. Then later on when you start to think maybe you had made a mistake you will try to save the marriage by getting the female preggo which will most likely make things worse.

 

A psychic normally charges you what $60 for this? I will take a twenty.

that's some expensive stale pasta you be serving...

[Coin]

I'm not a troll. Amongst the complaints and jokes I've seen on the forums, this one is a sincere post. I really am lonely. I sympathize with the guy with the white Albany Cavalcade.

 

It's hard sometimes. I love Jiao. She's my animated Chinese crush. I really wish she was real. I just want to embrace her and cry in her arms. I know she's a criminal and all, but I want to know the real her. I want to see what Jiao does when I'm not playing.

 

Maybe she does laundry. Maybe she shaves her legs or cleans her guns. Maybe she takes long walks on the beach to clear her mind. Maybe she actually talks.. I don't know. I just wish I had a real female companion. Call me weird.. I don't care. I am starving for love.

 

Credit where credit is due, it was a ballsy move posting this topic here on GTAF. Given the maturity, or lack there of, of many of this zoo's inhabitants.

 

Sincerely though, my advice would be to get out there and not look for love, rather look for friendship with the opposite gender. Think of it as a learning experience; accomplish that and move on to the harder task.

 

You will marry the first female that gives you the time of day and let's you "play" with her and she will instantly be "the one" even tho she will be completely wrong for you and there will be warning signs from friends/family of this that you will ignore and proceed. Then later on when you start to think maybe you had made a mistake you will try to save the marriage by getting the female preggo which will most likely make things worse.

 

A psychic normally charges you what $60 for this? I will take a twenty.

 

The best lesson is the one we learned from making a mistake. Sometimes it is enough to just get in there and give it a go.

[Sangers]

I'm surprised there isn't a youtube video about this... "What is up guys, today I am going to show you have you can make your female avatar interact with you as if she's you're real life girlfriend, this glitch is really easy to do and anyone with a female character can do it, so if you like this video, just make sure you subscribe and like..."