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Strangest thing you have heard through a mic

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woggleman

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The other day I was waiting for a mission to start with some other people and one guy was eating chips with a cat meowing in the background and and the guy was screaming for no reason at all. Has anybody heard anything like this.

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SnyderGuy

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I heard a pack of 10 year olds on a game that is for people who are 17+ and mature...

Oh wait... That's not strange at all.

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Carbon-15

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A girl and a guy having "relations". Gotta admit, it was kinda hot. She was the one that had been playing.

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Fail_At_GTA

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One guy asked his friend if he would rather fart from his mouth or sneeze from his ass. Good thing my mic was muted because I just bursted out laughing because it was out of the blue.

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SnyderGuy

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A girl and a guy having "relations". Gotta admit, it was kinda hot. She was the one that had been playing.

You must be knew to online gaming, this isn't new, and they weren't having relations, it was two guys who were faking it.

One guy asked his friend if he would rather fart from his mouth or sneeze from his ass. Good thing my mic was muted because I just bursted out laughing because it was out of the blue.

Because of how the ass is shaped and the material it is made of, sneezing out the ass is the same as farting normally. Also, farting from the mouth is called burping.

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Fidzy

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A middle aged man and woman having a conversation about golden showers during sex :l

 

One guy asked his friend if he would rather fart from his mouth or sneeze from his ass. Good thing my mic was muted because I just bursted out laughing because it was out of the blue.

BURP SNART?

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I have a Bluetooth speaker next to my Kinect and whenever somebody starts bellyaching during a race or deathmatch, I play a sound file from my computer of a baby crying. It gets more and more intense and it absolutely drives people batty. Then, once the bellyacher's mic icon stops jittering, I just stop playing it. The comments from other players are hysterical about "who plays a video game and let's their baby cry like that?" Hysterical, I say! ;)

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Carbon-15

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A girl and a guy having "relations". Gotta admit, it was kinda hot. She was the one that had been playing.

 

You must be knew to online gaming, this isn't new, and they weren't having relations, it was two guys who were faking it.

One guy asked his friend if he would rather fart from his mouth or sneeze from his ass. Good thing my mic was muted because I just bursted out laughing because it was out of the blue.

 

Because of how the ass is shaped and the material it is made of, sneezing out the ass is the same as farting normally. Also, farting from the mouth is called burping.

 

Not quite. I know what a girl sounds like homie.

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A girl and a guy having "relations". Gotta admit, it was kinda hot. She was the one that had been playing.

You must be knew to online gaming, this isn't new, and they weren't having relations, it was two guys who were faking it.

One guy asked his friend if he would rather fart from his mouth or sneeze from his ass. Good thing my mic was muted because I just bursted out laughing because it was out of the blue.

Because of how the ass is shaped and the material it is made of, sneezing out the ass is the same as farting normally. Also, farting from the mouth is called burping.

Not quite. I know what a girl sounds like homie.

 

Uh, once again that proves you are new to online gaming. Ever heard of a voice changer?

Hint: In United States pop songs (and many others), all voices are 'auto tuned', which changes the voice to sound better and clearer than it actually is. Most of the vocalists actually suck. IE: One Direction (UK), PSY (South Korea), Maroon 5 (USA)

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Mr. Crowley

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More funny than strange.

Someone was using clips of Arnold from the Terminator movies to communicate.

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SnyderGuy

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Some guy Arguing with another guy about 9/11

This wasn't through GTAO, but I once heard a guy in Battlefield 3 having a pretty constructive and formal argument of how the holocaust was a hoax, hell if I had almost no knowledge on the holocaust , I would have believed him!

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gnad.1992

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all I hear is kids all the time

 

screaming and insulting each other

 

that makes me think why I hate most of the GTAO community and kill everyone on sight...

 

and I know that some of these kids are here... ready to reply my post insulting me and telling how much of an asshat I am...

 

:^:

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i literally heard (didnt have my mic in at the time) some guy say. "ill brb" i then heard the sound of a toilet seat slam down and grunting.. then i heard it drop. a minute later you hear the sound of toilet paper being wiped on an ass then flushing... must of had a bluetooth headset. it was quite hilarious lol

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nomface11

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Earlier today I heard two people from Australia keep calling each other nigga

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PerceusSOZ

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This kid who sounded about 11 or 12 talking about how he fingered this girl in a movie theater.

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J_L_K_64

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heard some dude tell his buddy "that nigga stole mah cookie"

 

i chuckled at that for a bit

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PerceusSOZ

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heard some dude tell his buddy "that nigga stole mah cookie"

 

i chuckled at that for a bit

umm, that was me...
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Coin

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Earlier today I heard two people from Australia keep calling each other nigga

 

sup

 

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J_L_K_64

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heard some dude tell his buddy "that nigga stole mah cookie"

 

i chuckled at that for a bit

umm, that was me...

 

looking at your signature, i doubt that, i'm exclusively on ps3

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Mac4167

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Heard a gay guy expressing his passion for penis. Was pretty uncomfortable to say the least

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PerceusSOZ

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heard some dude tell his buddy "that nigga stole mah cookie"

 

i chuckled at that for a bit

 

umm, that was me...

 

looking at your signature, i doubt that, i'm exclusively on ps3huh. I guess not. But believe it or not I did say that once. Got some nice laughs from the lobby I was in, too.
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The other day I was waiting for a mission to start with some other people and one guy was eating chips with a cat meowing in the background and and the guy was screaming for no reason at all. Has anybody heard anything like this.

Cartman yelling at Mr. Kitty?

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Hanshot 420th

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a guy yelling at his crying infant... the majority of GTAo players are the filth of humanity

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Ezza.

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"Na, na, b!tch, get back out there and make dis nigga's mof*kin food"

 

That was an awkward lobby

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Some guy taking to his grandpa about hunting.obviously had no idea the Mic was on.pretty interesting actually.

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