The Official GTA Online OCD Thread.

[Legit Complainer]

i know that one of these was already made in the single player section, but im not sure if we've had one for online. so yeah, feel free to list all of the "OCD" nuisances that you encounter or commit while playing online. i'll start.

 

1. i instantly call mors mutual to receive my vehicle back if it gets destroyed.

 

2. i must have full ammo for all weapons before exiting online.

 

3. i gotta make sure that i see a cloud server autosave before launching or joining any mission.

 

4. i instantly delete any text messages that i get, unless i need to respond to it. if yes, then i delete it after responding. same goes for mission invites, unless i plan to join.

 

5. i always look for simeon's wanted vehicle, even if i dont need it, so that i may delete the annoying text message that always shows. i hate not being able to get rid of that.

 

6. all my weapons must always be the same color, even if i change my mind.

 

7. sometimes i waste an extra bullet in my clip so that i'll have an even number left.

 

8. all my cars gotta have the same license plate, wheel type, color smoke, and horn.

 

9. i gotta pause the game and turn off the GPS if im not headed in that direction anymore. i dont like seeing it on the mini-map.

 

10. any pegasus vehicle that im finished using gets destroyed right away.

 

11. once i get close to leveling up, i put a bounty on the nearest person or one of my friends and proceed to kill them just to finish up the current rank.

 

12. i reload very compulsively. even if i fire 1 bullet and kill a person, i'll instantly reload with a weapon that has a magazine of 60 rounds.

 

13. radio is off in the apartment and garage.

 

14. i never use the bikes in my garage, theyre just there for looks and the sake of being there.

 

15. i must get my vehicle out of the impound before leaving the session or starting a mission.

 

16. TV is always off in apartment and garage.

 

17. i gotta reload a gun before switching to another one.

 

18. i never eat any snacks despite having a full capacity since then i'd have to remember to go get more. i just like having it full.

 

19. if im low on health and drive past an ammu-nation with a gun range, then i grab a soda to fill my health. this is to keep it full, not because it's "smart".

 

20. if i have to change my vehicle settings or chat settings for one reason or another, then i make sure to turn them back to normal afterwards.

 

21. health must be full before leaving online. if not, then i just kill myself.

 

22. full ammo and armor before starting a mission.

 

this is just a few lol. add yours if you want.

Edited March 23, 2014 by Legit Complainer

[BSEANO]

I'm too tired to read all of those so sorry if you mentioned it, but mine is I always have to go back to my garage before I leave online. I usually check all my cars are insured too.

 

...probably more paranoia than OCD but hey.

[Seneschal]

I always have to park my tank on top of the Ferriswheel.

[Is this The Guy?]

Must make sure all cars are in garage and insured before exiting online.

 

Always refill ammo and purchase armor in mission lobby

Edited March 23, 2014 by Thisguyherenow

[J_Villasenor]

Oh no... my OCD is tingling...

 

1. Keep my cash at $0, while my bank has $XXX.

2. My clothes are at the same color palette.

3. I fully mod a car no matter what, but if it looks ugly at the end, I get cringes just to make it look good. (OCD vs. Opinion lol)

4. Constant visits to LSC just to repair... And when I go out to get it scratched, I go back in to pay $100 again.

 

Last but not the least...

5. Text players with perfect grammar and punctuation.

Edited March 23, 2014 by J_Villasenor

[TV5555]

Deposit any amount of cash to bank straight away.

[98 in 1]

I can't park on sidewalks outside of missions/pvp action. If I'm running errands I have to park "realistically", parallel to the curb or in a parking spot if possible.

 

Can't drive a dirty car. I'd rather it be smashed up to all hell than be dirty.

 

I try my best to not break my windows. If I need to shoot from a car I give the finger first so it rolls down instead.

 

All job invites and texts have to be read so that the number isn't there anymore.

Edited March 23, 2014 by Ermac.

[CrusherTroi]

Whenever I receive a text, I have to delete it.

[Vehicles]

Check impound lot for chrome vehicles to burn.

[Thecomrade9]

Every time I poop I make sure I'm listening to Rebel Radio.

[Ezza.]

I must delete every job invite if I don't join it

 

Every session includes a trip in a Cargobob to the impound lot

[Choppers]

I always turn my car's lights off if any get broken, must retain symmetry.

[CarimboHanky]

all my cars have to be in the garage before i leave.

 

full ammo.

 

always drive with radio and lights off.

 

reload after every kill.

 

anything chrome get destroyed!

Edited March 23, 2014 by CarimboHanky

[Ninjambie]

1. Gota delete all text.

 

2. Tv must always be on in my apartment and garage and they must be on the channel that shows Impotent Rage. Radio off.

 

3. Ammo gets refilled once it drops below 1,000 rounds. Ammo for explosives must be refilled immediately upon entering FR.

 

4. As soon as I get out of my garage, I exit the vehicle, equip my AR, and then get back in the vehicle.

 

5. If you kill me, I have to kill you at least twice. I always have to be up on kills. I'll stalk you from session to session if I can.

 

6. I always have to have my mask on. Someone told me that my face tattoo (the one for 500 headshots) looks ugly. Ever since then I keep my mask on at all times.

 

7. My weapon skins have to match what i'm wearing and my mask. Matter of fact, everything has to match. If I'm driving my blue vehicle, I have to have my LSPD skins on with matching mask and clothing. Etc, etc...

Edited March 23, 2014 by Ninjambie

[Killing Babelyy]

I always put my hoe in underwear and bikini top an put her to bed before I log out.

[Stephen]

1. Head for the impound lot.

 

2. Search for anything that's chrome or is equipped with dollar sign rims.

 

3. Get into the impound lot via parking garage roof

 

4. Get out of car, whip out the jerry can make one counter clockwise pouring lap, around said chrome vehicle, leaving a cars length trail away from it

 

5. Get in my car, give her the old exhaust light up

 

6. Watch it cook, waiting for the explosion

 

7. Once complete get out my car to do 5 air thrusts

 

8. Leave with a big smile on my face.

Edited March 23, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[K-ROSE]

I always drive back to my garage at the end of the day.

[E•MO•TION]

Must enable Passive Mode before entering garage.

[StewNorth]

I'm pretty OCD when it comes to snacks. If I'm in a gunfight and notice I'm out of ego chasers...then I f*cking flip ! Sun or rain, tank griefers or pissed off crews, I AM going to that grocery store to buy some sh*t.

[SlyferFox]

1. My current PV's color must match with my character's clothes.

2. No car in my garage can have the same paint job, rims, or car horn.

3. The biggest vehicles must go in the back next to the garage doors so they don't block the smaller cars.

4. All convertibles must have the tops off.

5. All cars are different class types even though I'm done racing. On account 1, the Roosevelt is an exception due to exclusivity. The Peyote is my other sport classic.

6. If my character has blood, bruises, and scars, and I'm not planning on doing more missions, I remove them immediately.

7. I always carry $2,500 cash (it's one of the default options at the ATM) in case I want to send a mugger or do something else that requires cash.

8. I must have the max amount of snacks and drinks in my inventory before turning off the game.

9. If I have a bounty, I quickly let someone claim it (usually a crew member/friend), or I go to solo session and stop playing the game.

[Legit Complainer]

1. My current PV's color must match with my character's clothes.

2. No car in my garage can have the same paint job, rims, or car horn.

3. The biggest vehicles must go in the back next to the garage doors so they don't block the smaller cars.

4. All convertibles must have the tops off.

5. All cars are different class types even though I'm done racing. On account 1, the Roosevelt is an exception due to exclusivity. The Peyote is my other sport classic.

6. If my character has blood, bruises, and scars, and I'm not planning on doing more missions, I remove them immediately.

7. I always carry $2,500 cash (it's one of the default options at the ATM) in case I want to send a mugger or do something else that requires cash.

8. I must have the max amount of snacks and drinks in my inventory before turning off the game.

9. If I have a bounty, I quickly let someone claim it (usually a crew member/friend), or I go to solo session and stop playing the game.

yeah, number 9 applies to me too. i either let a friend or some random player close to me take it.

[darkwar854]

I take a car out of my garage before I quick join a race.

[Stephen]

Got to keep the snacks stockpiled for TDMs.

[TECHN9CiAN]

1. Cant stand having a banged up car, weather it be half a bumper hanging off to just a paint scratch from that NPC that decided to get in my way... every time.

 

2. Must have full ammo before starting a mission... Even if i know im not going to use all 9999 bullets of my carbine rifle.

 

3. I cant stand not having my car and clothes color coordinated online... So i wear a lot of blood-red attire to match the paint job on my majority of red cars, or a good-looking complimentary color.

Edited March 23, 2014 by TECHN9CiAN

[Bus Rider 1]

 

12. i reload very compulsively. even if i fire 1 bullet and kill a person, i'll instantly reload with a weapon that has a magazine of 60 rounds.

 

 

22. full ammo and armor before starting a mission.

 

 

12. has been an instinct for me whenever I play FPS games.

22. Is the reason why I lose too much money.

[Nomad0202]

 

2. i must have full ammo for all weapons before exiting online.

 

7. sometimes i waste an extra bullet in my clip so that i'll have an even number left.

 

9. i gotta pause the game and turn off the GPS if im not headed in that direction anymore. i dont like seeing it on the mini-map.

 

12. i reload very compulsively. even if i fire 1 bullet and kill a person, i'll instantly reload with a weapon that has a magazine of 60 rounds.

 

19. if im low on health and drive past an ammu-nation with a gun range, then i grab a soda to fill my health. this is to keep it full, not because it's "smart".

 

22. full ammo and armor before starting a mission.

These are your one's I do. I also

 

1 Only like to steal white or black cars.

2 My player always wears blue jeans, so the changable tops and shoes must color match.

3 Get rid of any bounty on me asap.

4 snack! snacks! snacks! must always be full.

[GTA Banjo]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ....

[j0hn_d0e]

Pretty much all the above and..

 

If I get killed, I must kill the player back to even the score.

 

Radio always off.

 

1st thing I do, is call Mors from my garage.

 

Then get in a car and go to LSC - even though I don't need to.

[Nomad0202]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ....

Yes, your doing really well. Now try some letters from the 2nd row on the keyboard. But, take it slow.

[Reconified]

Can't keep a Carbonizzare because the leather interior is too bright.

 

Have to place bikes at the front of my garage.

 

Can't use any bright colours except for white.

 

Whenever I get a slight scratch on the car, I must repair it, or blow it up then call it back.

 

I have to wash the car if it's covered in dirt.

 

It's hell when you play with a bunch of morons who think ramming me is hilarious.

Edited March 23, 2014 by Reconified