R* pull an Aprils fools joke?

[Kelvin_00]

Would anyone be upset if R* made an announcement on the Newswire stating heists have been released to online. But you learn soon after calling off work and dropping whatever you are doing to play the glory that is online heists and then find out that they made a new race called "Heists". This won't happen, but think about how outraged the community would be. Id get a good laugh out of it..

 

It would just be insult to injury though since they said heists would be released early 2014, which technically is the first quarter of 2014. And for those who don't know the first quarter ends on March 31st, the day before April first..

 

 

 

 

New conspiracy theory..?

Edited March 22, 2014 by Kelvin_00

[Aero Dynamo]

Is this thread an April Fools Joke?

Edited March 22, 2014 by Aero Dynamo

[Art:Vandelay]

They would tell us they are getting rid of cash cards and adding valuable interesting content to gta online

 

 

April fools

[MentalPX]

I doubt they're competent enough to pull it off without causing a bunch of game-breaking bugs.

[Vehicles]

They will give us El Burro Heist all day long.(If you know what i mean.)

[Mr. Rocko]

I hope they do fool people tbh.

[StewNorth]

I don't especially care. ESO comes out on the 31st for those with early access and I seriously doubt I'll playing playing anything else for a few months. So no f*cks given either ways.

 

I'd lol if I come back in june/july and see that there's still no heists ><

Edited March 22, 2014 by StewNorth

[LambentBunny]

I doubt anyone is going to get off work to play Heists.

[sash2k4plus]

Seriously, don't think they will.

Edited March 22, 2014 by sashkris

[JohnTaper]

Nobody cares about heists anymore. What is it going to change? Nothing. 6 months later... Don't think anybody gives a sh*t. People who are looking forward to them will be bored of them within a few days.

Edited March 22, 2014 by JohnTaper

[Mythological]

That would be the best prank ever! And the race goes from bank to bank around the city in a lap

Edited March 22, 2014 by OpTic DevilDog9

[Zee]

I'm hoping everything from Oct-April was just a giant april fools joke. Especially the cloud servers.

[DS Monkfish]

I'd be pretty impressed if Brian B changed his username to DomisLive when answering garage glitch reports for the day.

[Kelvin_00]

If they did the race then i would like it to visit every bank location in the game, also a quick stop by Lester the Molesters house.

 

I'm hoping everything from Oct-April was just a giant april fools joke. Especially the cloud servers.

Hahahahahaha i laughed too hard at this.

[Hector Tavares]

Every car in your garage will be replaced with chrome Dilettantes with $ rims.

Edited March 22, 2014 by ZDUPH

[Sushi__Wolf]

Nobody cares about heists anymore. What is it going to change? Nothing. 6 months later... Don't think anybody gives a sh*t. People who are looking forward to them will be bored of them within a few days.

like he said... I could give a sh*t about heists, by now everyone realizes its just a string of jobs before one large harder job with a worth while pay off.... So in short It'll be the same sht we have now just the job points will have a purpose.... Two weeks in and everyone will want more dlc or just btch about how the hype didn't meet their expectations.... Edited March 22, 2014 by Sushi__Wolf

[Mr. Rocko]

Nobody cares about heists anymore. What is it going to change? Nothing. 6 months later... Don't think anybody gives a sh*t. People who are looking forward to them will be bored of them within a few days.

Exactly

[Fail_At_GTA]

You mean the crappy servers wasn't a long prepared April Fools joke?

[Happy_Killstick]

Did you have a Missmatched Bloodtransfusion With a Dislocated Fish as the Surgeon ? ​

[Kelvin_00]

Did you have a Missmatched Bloodtransfusion With a Dislocated Fish as the Surgeon ? ​

Fish have fins an are unable to preform a blood transfusion. Also my blood type is O+ so it cant be mismatched..

[Aero Dynamo]

Did you have a Missmatched Bloodtransfusion With a Dislocated Fish as the Surgeon ? ​

 

[Jeff Nesteruk]

Maybe they'd make an update which seems to have nothing special in it, but it actually has heist with it

[scubadave]

probably would just change the name of "Saving Ryan's Privates" to "Heists" instead of a race.

[iiConTr0v3rSYx]

I remember Rockstar doing this a few years ago.

 

[Ninja_Gear]

Shaving Privates with Ryan doesn't sound really appealing.

[hercules1975]

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2009/04/01/april-fools-grand-theft-auto-harbour-city-leaked

[poppafewpills]

Next DLC content will consist of three semi decent cars that you don't want, a bunch of new masks, a couple new shirts, and two new gestures...

Plus new spiritual and religious propaganda items to collect.

 

No joke.

[am30]

I'm not bothered about heists unless I can solo them. Don't want to have to rely on randoms seeing as most can't manage the most simple of the existing missions.

[Ayylien]

I don't think it'll be heist related, they'll probably just give us all DUNCE hats to wear, making us all think we're in the bad sport lobby.

[Seneschal]

I don't personally think Rockstar would have the nerve to do such a thing.

 

Though I could be wrong.