MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) I have many Cars/Planes myself, but I have access to anything and everything. Tell me what you need, how long you need me, and I'll be around. I also have quite an arsenal, so that may come in handy as well. I hold loyalty as long as I'm paid. In other words, I have your back as long as I'm paid, UNLESS you continuously use my services, in which case, my crosshairs never find your head and I'm an extra gun at your side. Whether it be cargoBob flying in to pick you up, or a fighter jet to swoop in and heat things up... ------Xbox360--------- -MiracleMedia Edited March 21, 2014 by MiracleMedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZakeBudek Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a lot of Ps&Qs... Ps&Qs I have acquired over a very long career. backward_axis, Jizzle2014 and KingRyujin-- 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 (edited) Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod Edited March 21, 2014 by Cudwieser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 Assth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle2014 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Do not want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 Then gtfo? hahah. Waste of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Hold on. You come in all johnny come lately with a BS threat and now have the balls to call some of those who've been here and contributing successfully a damn sight longer wastes of space. You have balls boy, but f*ck all brains. Either bring us something different or clever, otherwise take your offer to some who's stupid enough to give a damn. The men (and women) here have no time for your waste of space contributions little man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 Did you lose all your marbles somewhere boy? If this doesn't seem appealing to you, F U C K OFF. haha. I don't see why all of you seem to try an put your two cents everywhere? If you plan on replying, please make some damn sense. Otherwise here's a spoon, eat my butthole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I've still got my marbles. I'm just giving you some sensible advice and making the best of a sh*tty situation. You come on an open forum making a lame contribution in the form of an unreasonable offer followed by a backhanded threat and expect sensibly replies. If I wanted to ignore you I could, but that would be boring and a waste of effort, so, since this thread isn't going anywhere without mine or others contribution (we are here to be informed or at least amused), then I might as well have fun pointing out the stupidity of this thread and the halfwit poster before it gets shut down for the waste of space it is. If i can also drop a bit of advice (make better contributions incase you missed it) then all the better. Now you take your spoon, stick it in your ear and scoop some of the sh*t from your brain, then perhaps you'll come up with something that might at least entertain this forum instead of boring it. Â P.s there is such a thing as freedom of speech, so expect more comments backward_axis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod lol awesome response right there . as for the OP , while i appreciate your offer , i am part of a crew so i dont need anyone to back me up . thanks anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 What's hilarious is that you'll sit there and think you're getting some bit of amusement from wasting your time, but in reality, the reason you're wasting your time is because I annoy you. I can just tell, you're sitting there wishing you could reach through the computer and strangle me...but guess what? You can't! hahaha. SO, as you continue to eat from my butthole, I'll continue to giggle. Â P.s..... slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014  Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod lol awesome response right there . as for the OP , while i appreciate your offer , i am part of a crew so i dont need anyone to back me up . thanks anyway  Thank's Gtaocicat. I wonder if you can help me though. I seem to have lost my marbles. Was there an annoying contributor in this thread who seems to get off thinking that he is annoying others. I seemed to remember I was have a great time pointing out the stupidity of this thread. Personally I think he's a little put out by the fact some of us are above getting annoyed with stupidity and can simply amuse ourselves with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 Re-read your post, ignoramus. Sweet grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014   Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod lol awesome response right there . as for the OP , while i appreciate your offer , i am part of a crew so i dont need anyone to back me up . thanks anyway  Thank's Gtaocicat. I wonder if you can help me though. I seem to have lost my marbles. Was there an annoying contributor in this thread who seems to get off thinking that he is annoying others. I seemed to remember I was have a great time pointing out the stupidity of this thread. Personally I think he's a little put out by the fact some of us are above getting annoyed with stupidity and can simply amuse ourselves with it.  to be honest i just replied to your post since it was such a funny comeback . as for the topic of this thread , i dont think its very stupid . it was just a guy who offered his services to others here on gtao . as for the op being upset abut your response , it obvious that he hasnt been here on this bopard long or responses like yours wouldnt bother him so much and in fact he would get a chuckle out of it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 I'm only bothered by people putting their two cents where it does not belong. BUT thank you for making him look as dumb as he really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 I'm only bothered by people putting their two cents where it does not belong. BUT thank you for making him look as dumb as he really is. wasnt trying to make anyone look dumb . i did love his response anyway . and btw this is a public forum , everyone here has the right to put their two cents into the threads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiracleMedia Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 You're right they do. But do you see where this fool came at me? And then I'm sure you can see as to why I responded as I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Kaniff Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Buy a ps3 and I might consider your services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014    Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod lol awesome response right there . as for the OP , while i appreciate your offer , i am part of a crew so i dont need anyone to back me up . thanks anyway  Thank's Gtaocicat. I wonder if you can help me though. I seem to have lost my marbles. Was there an annoying contributor in this thread who seems to get off thinking that he is annoying others. I seemed to remember I was have a great time pointing out the stupidity of this thread. Personally I think he's a little put out by the fact some of us are above getting annoyed with stupidity and can simply amuse ourselves with it.  to be honest i just replied to your post since it was such a funny comeback . as for the topic of this thread , i dont think its very stupid . it was just a guy who offered his services to others here on gtao . as for the op being upset abut your response , it obvious that he hasnt been here on this bopard long or responses like yours wouldnt bother him so much and in fact he would get a chuckle out of it .  True. To be honest I've had similar from others at the start. I've known when to admit defeat and take little offence and generally respect others (strange as it may seem), but if I think something is amiss then I may say so. To miraclemedia I do find the OP a bit dim (personal view) as to make an offer and place a back handed threat like "UNLESS you continuously use my services, in which case, my crosshairs never find your head". All was doing was having a little fun baiting you and your posts. Quite frankly if you want to play and help others I'm all for it, but for godsake don't be looking praise or reward for it. You'll not get it (too many miserable f*ckers on these boards). We all look after ourselves here and sometimes help each other. It allows us simply to enjoy the game for what it is, a free for all. Also I know why you responded the way you did and I'm not surprised (it was kind of the point). If you think what i said was offensive you'll read worse on the boards. Now being serious, I'm away to play. Fancy joining this fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014     Ok OP! pick your superlative and the action from these lists of words   Superlative: Verb:  F*ck Away Off Piss Sod lol awesome response right there . as for the OP , while i appreciate your offer , i am part of a crew so i dont need anyone to back me up . thanks anyway  Thank's Gtaocicat. I wonder if you can help me though. I seem to have lost my marbles. Was there an annoying contributor in this thread who seems to get off thinking that he is annoying others. I seemed to remember I was have a great time pointing out the stupidity of this thread. Personally I think he's a little put out by the fact some of us are above getting annoyed with stupidity and can simply amuse ourselves with it.  to be honest i just replied to your post since it was such a funny comeback . as for the topic of this thread , i dont think its very stupid . it was just a guy who offered his services to others here on gtao . as for the op being upset abut your response , it obvious that he hasnt been here on this bopard long or responses like yours wouldnt bother him so much and in fact he would get a chuckle out of it .  True. To be honest I've had similar from others at the start. I've known when to admit defeat and take little offence and generally respect others (strange as it may seem), but if I think something is amiss then I may say so. To miraclemedia I do find the OP a bit dim (personal view) as to make an offer and place a back handed threat like "UNLESS you continuously use my services, in which case, my crosshairs never find your head". All was doing was having a little fun baiting you and your posts. Quite frankly if you want to play and help others I'm all for it, but for godsake don't be looking praise or reward for it. You'll not get it (too many miserable f*ckers on these boards). We all look after ourselves here and sometimes help each other. It allows us simply to enjoy the game for what it is, a free for all. Also I know why you responded the way you did and I'm not surprised (it was kind of the point). If you think what i said was offensive you'll read worse on the boards. Now being serious, I'm away to play. Fancy joining this fool  yeah he will undoubitly see much worse on this board . what he saw he is tame compared to the really nasty stuff that goes down here on the board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malibu454 Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Can I book a flight to North Yankton with a connecting flight to Liberty City? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cudwieser Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 via vice city? Malibu454 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashbashbluesfan Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Yet another poor soul being harassed and belittled by the gta forums troll army. Â It amazes me why people have to make snide remarks and rude comments, if you have an opinion go ahead and post it, but needless abuse isn't an opinion. Â Is it that hard to say something in a polite manner, sad thing is most of these people are old enough to know better. Â All the op did was make an offer, accept it or don't. Â If you spend a lot of time on these forums op, you'll soon learn about the people here, some of them that have added me, were quickly deleted put it that way, 'friends' that try to kill you when you have a bounty and say you want to survive it *cough*, some of the worst and dirtiest racers I've ever seen who think they are good and rooftop sniping / tank griefers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolidSnails Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Nobody really cares why would i pay for some fools service when i have friends to help me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Shark Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I offer this for free and on Free Aim mode. SolidSnails 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigitalDivine Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 I sometimes offer to be the "Frank Martin" of store robbers. Â Add me if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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