what was your recent gtao "wtf" moment

[hugh750]

about an hour ago i just upgraded the transmission on my sultan rs and i drove it back to my garage, and as soon as i entered my garage i noticed a white flag in my garage and i thought "oh (bleep) not again!" and i got out of my car and saw a player sitting at my garage door with pause over him then a few seconds later he disappeared.

[Thrusty]

wow really....great story....made my day.

[hugh750]

well it was true and i had to tell it.

[Xavierr]

Getting kicked from missions consecutively.

Edited March 21, 2014 by Xavierr

[Legit Complainer]

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

[hugh750]

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

i dont think i've gone two straight hours without a console freeze, rockstar really needs to fix that issue along with the lag issue.

[Aquaticwonder]

Please....

 

http://gtaforums.com/topic/634655-gtao-stories-share-your-stories/page-42

Edited March 21, 2014 by Aquaticwonder

[MantisFang]

finding a day in which no one cares about heists or cash cards

Edited March 21, 2014 by MantisFang

[Killing Babelyy]

Every time in a mission I'm a mile from the bad guys and I get one shot dead to the head with f*cking pistols.

 

Or when enemies spawn right behind you after you've killed them all then one shots you in the head.

 

Every time I yell wtf. Or when you're getting shot at an you can't freaking tell where it's coming from.

[rumdig]

Its ALWAYS just after landing head shot after head shot into another player while receiving fire...and still going down first. You mucka lucka's have steel plates or what? Lol

[Happy_Killstick]

Yesterday when i saw a player with a tow truck as PV, i thought it wasnt possible anymore

 

Sorry for no pic, i froze when i tried to take one

[colagamerXD]

 

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

i dont think i've gone two straight hours without a console freeze, rockstar really needs to fix that issue along with the lag issue.

 

I play in PS3 and I can play more then 2 hours without consol freezes...

[Ezza.]

I DIDN'T play GTA Online yesterday.

 

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[colagamerXD]

I was peacefully biking around and doing stunts, then, after I failed a stunt, I fell of a building, with my bike still on top of it, so I walked around the building, and realized that a guy is watching me from far away.

I thought he was friendly, so I saluted, and B00M Headshot... dead.

 

After I spawned back, he had Passive Mode on, so I can't kill him on revenge.

What a pussy...

[Fail_At_GTA]

I turned my chat to everybody and I heard some moaning. Either someone was having sex or more likely the guy was watching porn.

[bigfattone]

playing last night join a random invite to RR (finished playing with crew so just messing around) getting into lobby i'm the highest level (180) sounds like a bunch of ten year olds !!!!!!! anyway get in to mission 2 die i kill everyone other guy left grabs the documents and jumps in my ride to Madrazo's mission passed everyone selects freemode i'm last to spawn in but there all shooting me !!!! WTF !!

[am30]

about an hour ago i just upgraded the transmission on my sultan rs and i drove it back to my garage, and as soon as i entered my garage i noticed a white flag in my garage and i thought "oh (bleep) not again!" and i got out of my car and saw a player sitting at my garage door with pause over him then a few seconds later he disappeared.

 

The player left the session. Amazing, I know, but it does happen.

 

 

 

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

i dont think i've gone two straight hours without a console freeze, rockstar really needs to fix that issue along with the lag issue.

 

 

Have you ever thought it could be your console or internet connection? I only get one or two freezes per day most days.

 

 

finding a day in which no one cares about heists or cash cards

 

This.

[HirsuteDave]

NPC drivers turning across all six(?) lanes of traffic on the freeway near Weazel Plaza to get to the offramp on the other side of the road - during a race just to make it even more convenient.

[PerceusSOZ]

Coming to the GTAO forums and reading your thread made me think "WTf am I wasting my life away on this pointless topic for"

[TigerStyleLoungeAct]

Had a rank 35 bitch constantly voting to kick me from freeroam last night because I dared to drive my bike into my garage in order to switch up for a car.
I asked him why and his reply was "what, you feeling paranoid lol".
I then asked him what I should feel paranoid about.
He said, "duh because you asked if I voted"
I then said I can see him outside my garage door and that it wasn't rocket science to figure out seeing as I got the alert of being voted to be kicked and nobody else was about.

I'm gona be really, really pissed if I get kicked or banned due to some kid thinking its somehow funny or entertaining. He's lucky he wasn't 'entertaining' a report, I just ain't being a bitch snitch unless its something really bad. I set a bounty then carried on with what I was already doing, mission grinding.

In another event from last night, I was hosting a crew mission run. We got to High Priority Case and some random joined, I thought whatever, I'll let him join in and benefit too.
I use my buzzard for this mission and so does nearly everybody I play with, so as usual I went and got it. Killed all the enemies as usual then picked up case.

This random guy had decided to ignore me in my buzzard offering him a lift to the top and when I picked up the case just as he had reached the top floor (after id done everything already ffs) he seemed to get pissed and refused to get in with me.

Due to waiting for him, the enemy chopper was now on top of me and as soon as I tried to leave to deliver the case it f*cked my buzzard up and I got the alarm. Now knowing what the gunners are like on that missions chopper I strategically crashed into cover however it backfired and I ended up in the open and got blown away.

He then turned up and tried to take the case but too got smoked.

We all vote to restart, then upon restart he just ran everybody over and once again like a total twat set off up the ladder. He obviously enjoys the slow pointless boring and still gettin killed approach. Can't wait to find him in freeroam.

[Acky.]

I've come to terms with the amount of bullsh*t that is thrown my way by GTA that nothing ever shocks me... Unless it's a positive thing.

[SLUGFly]

Stealing an Annihilator with my friend (mission for Lester I think). And a jet pursues us. Not my first time - I follow the Annihilator and watch the jet's blip get closer. My plan: fly just far enough behind the Annihilator that the jet will go right past me, I'll pop off a couple missiles and it'll be down before the Annihilator even hears its engine. I wait. Closer. Bam! Jet flies right up my ass and we both explode into burning shards of metal!

[hugh750]

 

about an hour ago i just upgraded the transmission on my sultan rs and i drove it back to my garage, and as soon as i entered my garage i noticed a white flag in my garage and i thought "oh (bleep) not again!" and i got out of my car and saw a player sitting at my garage door with pause over him then a few seconds later he disappeared.

 

The player left the session. Amazing, I know, but it does happen.

 

 

 

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

i dont think i've gone two straight hours without a console freeze, rockstar really needs to fix that issue along with the lag issue.

 

 

Have you ever thought it could be your console or internet connection? I only get one or two freezes per day most days.

 

 

finding a day in which no one cares about heists or cash cards

 

This.

 

well considering it doesn't happen to any of my other xbox games (that i remember) no it's not my console , some might be my internet but still it wouldn't explain console freezes.

[am30]

 

 

about an hour ago i just upgraded the transmission on my sultan rs and i drove it back to my garage, and as soon as i entered my garage i noticed a white flag in my garage and i thought "oh (bleep) not again!" and i got out of my car and saw a player sitting at my garage door with pause over him then a few seconds later he disappeared.

 

The player left the session. Amazing, I know, but it does happen.

 

 

 

cant say i had one. although if i could go two straight hours with no console freeze, that might be a good contender.

i dont think i've gone two straight hours without a console freeze, rockstar really needs to fix that issue along with the lag issue.

 

 

Have you ever thought it could be your console or internet connection? I only get one or two freezes per day most days.

 

 

finding a day in which no one cares about heists or cash cards

 

This.

 

well considering it doesn't happen to any of my other xbox games (that i remember) no it's not my console , some might be my internet but still it wouldn't explain console freezes.

 

 

I only ask as console freezes (I'm on Xbox as well) are pretty rare for me. Maybe 2 per day, 3 if I'm unlucky. I wonder if it's anything to do with the age of the console and the size of the game. I only bought mine back in September last year and the memory is nowhere near even a quarter full. I guess internet connection would be more to do with lag than freezing.