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Leaked Heist Article on Rockstar Newswire

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SnyderGuy

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That's right, heists and the Dangerous Business Pack are coming on Tuesday April 1st, 2014,

while scrummaging the unused articles on the newswire I stumbled upon this beauty. Still looks like it needs some work, but hey, it confirms our heist!

 

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Take a joke for once guys

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zZ Lithium Zz

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"April F*cking Fools!" - R*

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Just so you know. You committed at least 5 simple grammatical and spelling errors and the font used in the photos is terrible.

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SnyderGuy

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omg this seems too good to be true. I just hope it's not an April fools prank.

I think it's true, why else would it be in there? Like they seriously had the time to make that article just to prank us.

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"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

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SnyderGuy

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Nice photoshopping.

It's called inspect element, no photoshop used.

 

"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Oh believe me, the dumb you tubers will believe this

Photoshop grade: 2/10

I got a grade on something I didn't use :D

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This is like 2011 and 2012 all over again hahaha.

It's fake, why? Very simple.

 

Nothing ever leaked from R* page and it most likely will never happen.

 

Second, the "leak" is using old pics, not new ones and no new artworks.

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Nice photoshopping.

It's called inspect element, no photoshop used.

 

"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Oh believe me, the dumb you tubers will believe this

Photoshop grade: 2/10

I got a grade on something I didn't use :D

 

YouTuber here. Didn't believe it lol.

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This is like 2011 and 2012 all over again hahaha.

It's fake, why? Very simple.

Nothing ever leaked from R* page and it most likely will never happen.

Second, the "leak" is using old pics, not new ones and no new artworks.

WE KNOW.

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Jolly Swagman

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Nice photoshopping.

It's called inspect element, no photoshop used.

 

"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Oh believe me, the dumb you tubers will believe this

Photoshop grade: 2/10

I got a grade on something I didn't use :D

 

YouTuber here.

 

GTFO. Dont you know we are now at war?

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LennyLinguini

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Nice photoshopping.

It's called inspect element, no photoshop used.

 

"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Oh believe me, the dumb you tubers will believe this

Photoshop grade: 2/10

I got a grade on something I didn't use :D

 

YouTuber here.

 

GTFO. Dont you know we are now at war?

 

This forum is at war with YouTubers? O.O

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Just so you know. You committed at least 5 simple grammatical and spelling errors and the font used in the photos is terrible.

 

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Distrom

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This is like 2011 and 2012 all over again hahaha.

It's fake, why? Very simple.

Nothing ever leaked from R* page and it most likely will never happen.

Second, the "leak" is using old pics, not new ones and no new artworks.

WE KNOW.Yeah, and your point is?
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"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Hey, he was just doing Nigerian scam letters last week. This is a big step up in sophistication. :colgate: Give him a break.

 

I wish he would have added one more paragraph, saying, "Stimulus Package #2, $1.5M, for all those who missed it the first time!" That would have completed the trifecta of pure bullsh*t.

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Jolly Swagman

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Nice photoshopping.

It's called inspect element, no photoshop used.

 

"communities"

"recieve"

"lester"

"yaht"

And 2 terrible run-on sentences/comma splices

 

Your dyslexia is going to limit an otherwise very promising career as a GTA hoaxer.

Oh believe me, the dumb you tubers will believe this

Photoshop grade: 2/10

I got a grade on something I didn't use :D

 

YouTuber here.

 

GTFO. Dont you know we are now at war?

 

This forum is at war with YouTubers? O.O

 

 

Scuba Dave is in our war room planning out our tank movements as we speak.

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Whoa!Have i been asleep for 20 years?

Oh wait...Nvm i just found out it's a joke.*Goes back to sleep*

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That's right, heists and the Dangerous Business Pack are coming on Tuesday April 1st, 2014,

while scrummaging the unused articles on the newswire I stumbled upon this beauty. Still looks like it needs some work, but hey, it confirms our heist!

 

1185684_628962350509170_1577993560_n.jpg

1891271_628962343842504_844865538_n.jpg

10001406_628962347175837_1627472656_n.jp

1622611_628962367175835_978731059_n.jpg

 

 

 

 

Disclaimer:

Take a joke for once guys

 

APRIL FOOL SUCKA!!!!

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