s1ckmad3 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'll use my dragonborn power and shout rape! The guards will hear me, and you and your shadowmere are goin to jail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1ckmad3 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'll use my dragonborn power and shout rape! The guards will hear me, and you and your shadowmere are goin to jail man ill summon that giant dude with his big ass club to smack you across skyrim and jail shiet ill glitch thru the cell just by using a bucket and sprint shout lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) Edited March 19, 2014 by Demetri_FTO_1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) you wuss, i have killed giants as a vampire lord with no weapons , only claws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vice Beach Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Funny you made this post OP as I recently graduated from the academy. First day on the job we got called out to a pursuit with a guy who'd robbed a liquor store and taken off in a bright red Camaro. Almost had him but he lost us down an alley, and after a few minutes we decided to give up and call it a loss. As we pulled out the alley though we saw another red Camaro with the exact same number plate as the one we were chasing cruise past us, what are the odds eh? We had a chuckle down the station about that I tell ya I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipper Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 - Secondly it's physically impossible for one person to enter a military bass and steal plus fly a jet. Â Challenge accepted. WTFThisIsntWii 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Â Â Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) you wuss, i have killed giants as a vampire lord with no weapons , only claws Hell no, lol I'm not fighting them without any weapons ahaha, I don't even like those f*cking seals or whalrus things. I don't fight, I RUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Â Â Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) you wuss, i have killed giants as a vampire lord with no weapons , only claws Hell no, lol I'm not fighting them without any weapons ahaha, I don't even like those f*cking seals or whalrus things. I don't fight, I RUN Â come on those walrus things die in like one shot for just about anything lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Â Â Â Â Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) you wuss, i have killed giants as a vampire lord with no weapons , only claws Hell no, lol I'm not fighting them without any weapons ahaha, I don't even like those f*cking seals or whalrus things. I don't fight, I RUNÂ come on those walrus things die in like one shot for just about anything lolI just go around avoiding conflict, and scavenging lol, this is all I've got bro. The warrior life isn't for me, a khajiit trades, not kills. I tried out to be a bard, but they didn't like my accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Â Â Â Â Those giants are scary as hell! He smacked the sh*t outta me for shooting a wooly mammoth with an arrow, (in the knee of course) you wuss, i have killed giants as a vampire lord with no weapons , only claws Hell no, lol I'm not fighting them without any weapons ahaha, I don't even like those f*cking seals or whalrus things. I don't fight, I RUNÂ come on those walrus things die in like one shot for just about anything lolI just go around avoiding conflict, and scavenging lol, this is all I've got bro. The warrior life isn't for me, a khajiit trades, not kills. I tried out to be a bard, but they didn't like my accent. Â even khajiits go hunting dude . and they are pretty good fighters too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. even thought they arent terribly hard to kill for me , those blind mother f*ckers are the most pain in the ass enemies in that game .  Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao shadowmere is a female horse i believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 In that case, let the shadowmere rape me, although I don't think a f*cking cat and a horse can breed ahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1ckmad3 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 In that case, let the shadowmere rape me, although I don't think a f*cking cat and a horse can breed ahaha lololol i see what you did there sir well played hahaha  Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. even thought they arent terribly hard to kill for me , those blind mother f*ckers are the most pain in the ass enemies in that game .  Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao shadowmere is a female horse i believe  its a male in skyrim and a female in oblivion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 A MALE IN SKYRIM? . Â I'll...... I'll.. Just go kill myself now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014  In that case, let the shadowmere rape me, although I don't think a f*cking cat and a horse can breed ahaha lololol i see what you did there sir well played hahaha  Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. even thought they arent terribly hard to kill for me , those blind mother f*ckers are the most pain in the ass enemies in that game .  Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao shadowmere is a female horse i believe  its a male in skyrim and a female in oblivion  I am just gonna go with shadowmere being a female , end of story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s1ckmad3 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014   In that case, let the shadowmere rape me, although I don't think a f*cking cat and a horse can breed ahaha lololol i see what you did there sir well played hahaha  Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. even thought they arent terribly hard to kill for me , those blind mother f*ckers are the most pain in the ass enemies in that game .  Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao shadowmere is a female horse i believe  its a male in skyrim and a female in oblivion  I am just gonna go with shadowmere being a female , end of story  well we were talking in skyrim world so demetri gets shadowmeres tube steak lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtaocicat Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014    In that case, let the shadowmere rape me, although I don't think a f*cking cat and a horse can breed ahaha lololol i see what you did there sir well played hahaha  Oh definitely, I go hunting. One time I ventured too far into the caves, and ran into those blind f*ckers ahaha, I barely escaped with my life. I've got warrants in most of all the towns bro, so I live in a cabin. I was married, but I accidentally killed my wife, during a werewolf rage. Sad times. even thought they arent terribly hard to kill for me , those blind mother f*ckers are the most pain in the ass enemies in that game .  Sick, I'm sorry but...... DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKES NO WHY damn you im a let shadowmere rape you to death lmao shadowmere is a female horse i believe  its a male in skyrim and a female in oblivion  I am just gonna go with shadowmere being a female , end of story  well we were talking in skyrim world so demetri gets shadowmeres tube steak lmao  lol poor bastid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juantrapriguez Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 God damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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