WWTD - What Would Trevor Discuss?

[SLUGFly]

If Trevor Philips came to the GTAO forums, what topics would he start?

 

On Topic

-cashcards are a way for Rockstar to further capitalist cannibalism.

-no 10-car garage in Sandy? What are you saying Rockstar?

-can someone glitch me a pound of meth?

-why can't I see my character's penis? It's huge! I want to see it!

 

Off Topic

-Who has the longest pubic hair?

-You won't believe what came out of me this morning!

-going on a date, need tips where to find women alone

 

 

Trolling

-I know where you live! (names, numbers and address list included! Haha f*ckers!)

-Ron's scrotum!! (got pics!!)

[ezfaun]

I need plumbing support. ASAP!

[GTAMYBABIES]

His favorite teddy bear

[Guelah Papyrus]

Homicidal Lunatics Getting Coffee by Carl Johnson, brought to you by Karin Motors...

[Sugar Free Nos]

Well, based on the text messages that he sends to both your online character and the other main characters in Single-Player, I doubt we would be able to understand him.

[Aero Dynamo]

His own Ranting Threads about himself and about Trevor Philips Industries!

[Mr. Muramasa]

He would start the topic about how he would rearrange your innards.

 

A better question is what topic would Michael or Franklin start? Or Niko, Johnny, or Luis, or Claude, or CJ, or literally any one of them.

[rob602pa]

I think he was on here and trolling. Went by the name DeerNuts....I mean BuckScrotum.

[Aero Dynamo]

What if I tell you, He has already been here and seen everything?

[gear999]

He would start the topic about how he would rearrange your innards.

 

A better question is what topic would Michael or Franklin start? Or Niko, Johnny, or Luis, or Claude, or CJ, or literally any one of them.

I know Niko's topic:

Any tips for good bowling? Or how to get rid of your fat, idiot cousin?

[ZeroSafe]

I could see one of Tommy's threads after playing GTA Online with southerners.

"Dumb Florida Morons..."

[Malibu454]

He'd be chatting about how he's going to Toss your Salad!..

[UrbanForce22]

"Find a Group and Meetups" section:

 

-Any Scooter brothers around here ?

[Franceska]

 

He would start the topic about how he would rearrange your innards.

 

A better question is what topic would Michael or Franklin start? Or Niko, Johnny, or Luis, or Claude, or CJ, or literally any one of them.

I know Niko's topic:

Any tips for good bowling? Or how to get rid of your fat, idiot cousin?

 

 

Then Roman joins on the forum, "Niko! Let's go bowling!"

[Franklin7]

Trevor would make a :

Bodhi Appreciation thread

Or even better yet

Faggio appreciation thread

[JamesPnell]

He would start the topic about how he would rearrange your innards.

 

A better question is what topic would Michael or Franklin start? Or Niko, Johnny, or Luis, or Claude, or CJ, or literally any one of them.

Niko- "How do you block a number on your phone?"

[codename_duchess]

He'd start a topic with the question "why is it not advisable to attend a meeting with Trevor without kneepads and mouthwash?"