Funniest thing you heard a NPC say?

[LosSantosKing]

"You look like a tranny"

 

 

 

 

[SFBryan18]

"You look like a tranny"

As a male, it's like WTF? But as a female, it's a true statement.

Edited March 15, 2014 by SFBryan18

[LosSantosKing]

 

"You look like a tranny"

As a male, it's like WTF? But as a female, it's a true statement.

 

LMAO... Very true!!!

[FidelCastro]

Came in to post this.

[mrkush90]

''f*ck ME IN THE ASS''

[marquisman]

"scumbaggggggg!"

[Deadly Aviator]

Once there was a tough looking male cop who for some reason had the voice of a female civilian!

 

It's hard to pick a single line from all the stupid stuff the npcs say, but the soldiers who go "YYYYEAHRRRRGGGGHH" are pretty funny (at least the first time...)

[GranSnake]

"I almost sh#t my thong!"

and

"Man, that's gross. I gotta start wiping better."

[xIlIxGHOSTxIlIx]

Boneyard survival hick- "Why dont you go on back to your wussy daddy!"

[BlackRuiner]

sh*tbird

[pizza4life]

when carjacking someone....

 

 

"DICK TICKLER"

[The4420]

In processed survival, the guys who shout "put yo hands up" like they were recording a hiphop track

[keep_calm_play_GTA]

Near docks-" get lost asshole I f*cked your girl last night"

[ThaUglyCupcake]

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4. Nothing.

yeah I like this new game...but tha npc chatter is no where near as fun as 4 was...cheesy vaginas and tha guy that screams "we're being invaded!!"

[Maximus_]

not sure if its a merryweather guy or a noose team guy but when they come at you and say "DiiIEE f*cker DIIIIIIIIIIIEEeeIIIIIIIIIIeee "

[thegrognard]

Best NPC convo: "I know it's going to give me the sh*ts, but I really want some Taco Bomb."

 

Laughed my ass off for 5 minutes the first time I heard that; then went to Taco Bell. It did.

[Alhalish]

"Bend over, here it comes!"

 

"I know MMA! Mexican Martial Arts!"

[Slow Ryders]

A black man in the convenience store said "let a motherf*cker try to shoot me for wearin a hoodie".

[Fail_At_GTA]

 

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4. Nothing.

Every time I drive a car in iv that's all I hear

 

Isn't it wonderful?

[JiNX77]

Phone conversation from this NPC

Did you get the text I sent?

What text? The one I sent with the pic of my big titties, like you asked for.

You thought it was a pic of two puppies?

I meant puppies as in titties...

Are those your friends laughing in the back?

F*ck you, I'm hanging up.

 

I don't recall the exact phrasing but the rednecks of Blaine County make plenty of comments regarding the frequency and quality of my incestuous and bestial relationships.

Edited March 15, 2014 by JiNX77

[RAS_ZeroZ]

Recently, when I recorded a video for another thread about launching vehicles from the gate... the lady at the end of the video had me laughing,

 

 

[Garrett2013]

Jacked some npcs ruiner and he said somebody call the po-po (cops) surprisingly they didn't come

[mollipop]

The black construction worker that screams "STUPID ASSHOLE" "USELESS PIECE OF sh*t".I miss the mechanic cause he said all the npc quotes.

[Niyologist]

San Andreas San Fierro Police Officer: First I'm gonna beat your ass. Then I'm gonna f*ck iiiittttt!!!

[trynee]

Sh!tdick is certainly up there

[Myu]

when they scream-grunt "you f*ckin cock!"

[Drunken Cowboy]

Anyone ever hear that really flamboyant, gay

"OHOHOHOOOOO FUUHUUHUUUUCCKK!!!!"

[Myu]

Anyone ever hear that really flamboyant, gay

"OHOHOHOOOOO FUUHUUHUUUUCCKK!!!!"

lmao yes i like when they gay guy says "cawksuckerrrrrr" XD

[RaZaLaS]

Black woman suspicious that her man is cheating says "WHEN I GET HOME IMA SMELL YA DICK"

[DoctahWong]

whenever I get in a firefight with the cops, one of them always says this:

 

"You weakling!"

 

Cracks me up every time I hear it.