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goodice123

Funniest thing you heard a NPC say?

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goodice123

So I was driving, and I was about to hit a NPC car since I lost control, the girl in the car said "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL" then i dodge her car.

 

jacked stufff

 

 

post youre stories.

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AceThaCreator

"Slow down you asshole" then i proceeded to sticky bomb his car and watch him fry.

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Killzone3265

"YOU sh*tBIRD"

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Ninja_Gear

BEND OVER HERE I COME!

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Ninjambie

"sh*tdick!"

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em1b16a2

Mendozas been hit Mendozas been fukin hit

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Bozzah

"sh*tdick!"

I think soldiers say that

 

 

 

I like that hispanic guy who says "f*ck me in the ass!"

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Lamborghini1335

Go f*ck you mom...

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sadpandamakeup

I basically had to F*CK this guy to get you that audition!

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codename_duchess

"Raise up now, mother-f*cker"

 

That line gets me laughing every time i hear it

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smokingndriving

I like the Minnesota/North Dakota-sounding NPC woman that cheerily goes, "Oooh, ok!" There's also a nerdy-sounding NPC that goes, "Woooaaawww".

Edited by smokingndriving

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CarimboHanky

i was about to make this thread...

 

i was walking down the street and i touch one npc, he gets all mad and say "i hope youre hungry 'cause i got a knuckle salad for you"

 

hahaha nwver heard something like this before, gotta be one of the funniest lines ever

Edited by CarimboHanky

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marquisman

"over here, you frickin' dick"

 

Always hear that in the industrial area, by the docks. I laugh every time.

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TheSwanPT

I basically had to F*CK this guy to get you that audition.

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SIM-1

"An accident??!! Is the Ubermach okay?

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Ninjambie

 

"sh*tdick!"

I think soldiers say that

 

 

 

I like that hispanic guy who says "f*ck me in the ass!"

 

I think i've heard just about every type of npc in this game call me a "sh*tdick" at least once lol.

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bootswitdafur

"Get ready to die f*ckboy!"

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Muirenn

I hear "sh*tdick" every 3 seconds. There's a lot of repetitive bits in this game... Like every frickin' radio station won't shut the hell up about coffee enemas. How over-used can a joke be?

 

There's an African American NPC in particular with lines that I like. A couple of his lines is, "What in Sam Hill!?" "You're nothing but a parasite on the scalp of America!" There's something else he says, but I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is... "Why, you s-" I don't know what the hell the third word is. It's bugging the crap out of me. Maybe it doesn't even start with an 's'... I dunno.

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Fail_At_GTA

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4. Nothing.

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marquisman

"can I have some money? Its for crack!"

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Art:Vandelay

Nothing will ever beat "Cheesy vaginas!" from GTA 4. Nothing.

Every time I drive a car in iv that's all I hear

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Crunch McThornbody

"You're a boring sh*t."

 

 

Wait, what?!

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The Spook

Just about eveything those hillbillies say.

 

F*cken diiiiiie!

Get tha f*ck on, now!

YEW are a piece of s#!t!

Call Jessie at the clinic! We got one hurt bad!

WOOAH! Get behin' sumethin!

CHESTER'S DOWN!

Get my back, Cecil!

S#!t dick!

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K-ROSE

The very gay homosexual effeminate man that says, "f*ckkkkkerrrrrr" when you crash in to him (in Rockford Hills).

Edited by GrottiCollector

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iBUCKEYE

"sh*tdick!"

lol that sh*t cracks me up every time. Got into a police chase and kept hearing it over and over.

Edited by GankThis110

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dewtech

There's one british NPC around Martin's that goes "You bloody wanker" if you crash into him or steal his car, just makes me laugh everytime

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Wrath049

f*ck me in the ass!

 

And my god there goes two more grammatical errors committed by this fellow.

He can't even get through one whole post without it being incoherent and ridden

with gaping spelling and punctual errors.

 

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Edited by Wrath049

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marquisman

I like the Minnesota/North Dakota-sounding NPC woman that cheerily goes, "Oooh, ok!" There's also a nerdy-sounding NPC that goes, "Woooaaawww".

Same nerdy guy will say "noooooo waaaaay!" lol

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PAKOPAKMAN

I bumped into a black guy who was on his phone by a half pipe in the hood and he said

 

"Aw you a lil clumsy bitch huh?!"

 

Then he pulled a knife on me. lol

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SFBryan18

Sandy Shores Tweaker: "Yer f*ckin' dead, dead, dead!"

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