Need a hitman in gta 5 online to f*ck some annoying people up for you?

[Kidjoker]

Its simple im the hitman and im the one who will f*ck up the guy whos griefing you. Heres how it works.

 

Your in a session and some fa**ot is spawn killing the sh*t out of you or griefing you. Well all you do is send me a messege of his name and make sure you put Target in the messege. Then I will add him. He will never expect whats going on. Ill join his session and there you go I f*ck him up. Simple and quick. Im on ps3 -----> kidjoker3g

 

You probably wondering "why would this guy be a good hitman. Whats so special about this f*cker". Well start off im rank 107 and I earned it legit no rp glitching. So you know im experianced with the game and how it works. I have a sh*t load of cash and I own all weapons except the minigun. I keep everything on full ammo. I have super cars that are great for hunting targets down and executing them. > haha I love when they try to run. I mainly use the heavy sniper. But if I have to get up close I use the ap pistol, carbine rifle or shotgun. I own all peggasis vehicles. Which I can order my tank if you really want them to suffer. Once im done ill send you a messege to let you know its done.

 

 

The best part of all is its freeee just send a messege to kidjoker3g

[Logic301]

Yeah buddy, check yourself into some therapy or a sport like football perhaps, for those problems.

[Kidjoker]

Therapy?Im perfectly fine and I do play sports Basket ball and track. I just think it would be alot of fun to get reactions. Plus alot of low level characters or beginners would have backup

[Shabazz916]

.. are you gay ? socially awkward ? or do girls not like you ? would you rather protect a video game character then talk to a female ??

[Kidjoker]

Haha your funny dickhead unlike you I dont spend weekend nights on pornhub jackin off. I have a gf B) been together for almost a year. You feel stupid yet?

[Logic301]

Haha your funny dickhead unlike you I dont spend weekend nights on pornhub jackin off. I have a gf B) been together for almost a year. You feel stupid yet?

You're too easy.

[mastershake616]

"Hey, need a hand? I'm the muscle, the guy who can defend you to the death, the big bad enforcer that nobody wants to f*ck with and will make your problems go away without as much as a flinch."

 

"You're a fag."

 

"SHUT UP! I'm not gay, I have a girlfriend and I play basketball and there's meaning to my life!"

 

This guy can't even properly defend himself in conversation. No wonder his services are free.

Edited March 14, 2014 by mastershake616

[Kidjoker]

Lol I love your reaction. So firey and pissed off at a stranger. Sad kinda but still very entertaining.

"Hey, need a hand? I'm the muscle, the guy who can defend you to the death, the big bad enforcer that nobody wants to f*ck with and will make your problems go away without as much as a flinch."

 

I actually should have used this sounds good lol

[Kidjoker]

 

Haha your funny dickhead unlike you I dont spend weekend nights on pornhub jackin off. I have a gf B) been together for almost a year. You feel stupid yet?

You're too easy.

Hmmm

[mastershake616]

"This isn't affecting me. Nothing you say can affect me. Even though I'm still responding."

[MrKush]

*claims random stranger has no life, even though one's own life definitely blows*

[Kidjoker]

"This isn't affecting me. Nothing you say can affect me. Even though I'm still responding."

 

What are you 12? If you havent noticed "oh great one who thinks he knows all" your replying back you dumb f*ck XD

[Biggie Kaniff]

I like your idea OP, you're cool.

 

But what if the target doesn't accept your friend request?

[ashbashbluesfan]

I've done this before and sort of unofficially do for my friends, as soon as they have a problem with some griefer they message me to sort them out.

 

It amazes me some of the people in this forum tbh, just being blatantly rude and disrespectful for no reason.

This guy has made a post offering to help out you or any new players that need a hand, there are many situations where an extra person would help you, yet all the members of this forum can do is belittle you and make snide remarks about your life.

 

Give this guy a break, he's never bothered or disrespected you and if you think his post is dumb or sad then that's fine but keep it to yourself, if you have nothing good to say, do not say anything at all.

[LiamJames_]

I'm a high rank and I earned it all legit. You're not invincible. What do you do kill them and then leave? There is no hierarchy in gta. Just cuz you're a high rank doesn't mean a level 10 cant f*ck you up with their pistol. Get a li've and stop kissing ass

[Kidjoker]

*claims random stranger has no life, even though one's own life definitely blows*

Lol the nerve people have on theae sites is ridiculous. That fool comes on here and insults me fpr trying to a little fun then attempts to argue how worthless my life is when in reality hes most likely a 35 year old man who lives with his parents and has no job with possible mental problems so he comes on here biching and raging like a pre-teen on her first period

[LiamJames_]

In gta you are out for yourself. Some dude saving your ads every time you're being shot and isnt going to rank you up.

[Desu Nei]

I've done this before and sort of unofficially do for my friends, as soon as they have a problem with some griefer they message me to sort them out.

 

It amazes me some of the people in this forum tbh, just being blatantly rude and disrespectful for no reason.

This guy has made a post offering to help out you or any new players that need a hand, there are many situations where an extra person would help you, yet all the members of this forum can do is belittle you and make snide remarks about your life.

 

Give this guy a break, he's never bothered or disrespected you and if you think his post is dumb or sad then that's fine but keep it to yourself, if you have nothing good to say, do not say anything at all.

Yeah seriously I'm seeing this happen too. I'm glad you noticed too, though.

[Kidjoker]

I'm a high rank and I earned it all legit. You're not invincible. What do you do kill them and then leave? There is no hierarchy in gta. Just cuz you're a high rank doesn't mean a level 10 cant f*ck you up with their pistol. Get a li've and stop kissing ass

I never said I was invincible, you should probably brushup on your reading skills before replying. Second I believe I can kick YOUR ass in this game before you kick mine. Id like to see you take me out with a pistol while your starring down the barrel of a Combat MG. Btw whos ass was I kissing

[MrKush]

I've done this before and sort of unofficially do for my friends, as soon as they have a problem with some griefer they message me to sort them out.

 

It amazes me some of the people in this forum tbh, just being blatantly rude and disrespectful for no reason.

This guy has made a post offering to help out you or any new players that need a hand, there are many situations where an extra person would help you, yet all the members of this forum can do is belittle you and make snide remarks about your life.

 

Give this guy a break, he's never bothered or disrespected you and if you think his post is dumb or sad then that's fine but keep it to yourself, if you have nothing good to say, do not say anything at all.

 

I couldn't agree more. I view them as typical Facebook obsessed, high school teen bitchass kids. Because if they weren't, they'd know better. Some of the responses are screaming "LIKE my POST, I'm SO funny!"

 

Mommy bought them gta. They're sitting at home, probably with nothing better to do.

[ashbashbluesfan]

On topic, feel free to add me on psn kidjoker, my psn is my forum name, if you need a hand I'll help you and vice versa.

 

Same to anyone else that may need some help, I'm 170 legit, 4+ K/D, Every pegasus vehicle and weapon fully unlocked.

[Kidjoker]

In gta you are out for yourself. Some dude saving your ads every time you're being shot and isnt going to rank you up.

Any job will get you more rp than killing the same person 20x

On topic, feel free to add me on psn kidjoker, my psn is my forum name, if you need a hand I'll help you and vice versa.

 

Same to anyone else that may need some help, I'm 170 legit, 4+ K/D, Every pegasus vehicle and weapon fully unlocked.

Thanks bro for being nice and thanks to everyone else for being nice. People shouldnt act the way they do

[MrCamo]

Kidjoker- you must be super bored

[Fail_At_GTA]

I wouldn't want to hire someone 'experianced'. Somebody who is experienced is much better.

[Kidjoker]

I like your idea OP, you're cool.

 

But what if the target doesn't accept your friend request?

They'll accept it eventually. Also I could try to msg them and persuade them

[Affalterbach]

I dont no why people are hating on you, your idea sounds pretty cool!

 

He doesnt have a life because he plays gta and want too help people with the game? Then we all dont have a life because everyone here plays gta, everyone has his own way too play this game and this is his way.!

[MrCamo]

More importantly: what kind of bubble gum would you chew if you were a blue dragon that ate doodoo and lived in a shoe?

[mastershake616]

*claims random stranger has no life, even though one's own life definitely blows*

 

Hey! I have a life! I play basketball and run track and I have a girlfriend who's been with me for over a year! You need to know this!

I dont no why people are hating on you, your idea sounds pretty cool!

 

He doesnt have a life because he plays gta and want too help people with the game? Then we all dont have a life because everyone here plays gta, everyone has his own way too play this game and this is his way.!

 

It's got nothing to do with what he does with his life. It's his desperate attempt to validate his life in front of a bunch of people that have no interest in what he has to say, just how he pathetically scrambles to keep his cool.

 

I just found it kinda funny how he claims to be the big bad muscle, then goes on to showcase some blatant insecurity.

 

Kids are dumb.

[MadHaTT3R]

I've done this before and sort of unofficially do for my friends, as soon as they have a problem with some griefer they message me to sort them out.

 

It amazes me some of the people in this forum tbh, just being blatantly rude and disrespectful for no reason.

This guy has made a post offering to help out you or any new players that need a hand, there are many situations where an extra person would help you, yet all the members of this forum can do is belittle you and make snide remarks about your life.

 

Give this guy a break, he's never bothered or disrespected you and if you think his post is dumb or sad then that's fine but keep it to yourself, if you have nothing good to say, do not say anything at all.

 

 

What and not be able to show you how important they are? Of course trolls have to respond to what they dont care about. Then they can tell you, your the loser....See my sig? That is the mindset of many forum users. You can't blame them for being dbags, its just who they are.

[2Chains4Bracelets]

Damn dude. Guy was just tryin to have some fun and offer a service if people wanted it. Y'all didn't have to hop all over his case and try to troll him. I see no place in his initial post where he should've invited any hostility from anyone.