Your Personal Bodyguard/Hitman for Hire!

[Aero Dynamo]

So, I am an Xbox player. Being playing this game for so many months I have realised many people especially the younger level guys get owned. They have no where to go or no one to contact. Sometimes their friends come along sometimes they quit the server. But ever thought what if you had someone that could come to your rescue and would protect you from all those Filthy Players out there? Don't worry cause I am offering to be your Bodyguard or a Hitman for Hire! I wont charge but I will be loyal and protect you from all the dangers.

 

All you need to know about me,

 

1: I am a level 95 player and soon will be 100.

2: I have access to all the good guns and I am very good at what I do

3: I own {Merryweather Mesa, Turismo, Jester, Entity, Adder, Z-Type}

4: I am a good sniper.

5: I let my guns do the talking.

6: I own almost all Pegasus Vehicles {Excluding Vestra and Tank}

7: I will be buying the tank soon enough and will use it when needed.

 

If you would like to Hire me or need my help i would like to state some of my rules. Only when you agree with all of them then only I will come and help you.

 

My Rules:

 

1: I will always stick with you wherever you go.

2: I will also help you during missions. I do not do Deathmatches, Races, etc. Only Missions and Freeroam.

3: I will bring my cars or helicopters or Planes if needed. It is preferred that you bring your own Vehicles.

4: Leave me a Message below/ XBL and let me know in the comments below if you need me. I will contact you and let you know when I am free.

5: I Will Help Everybody!

 

So that's it guys! Post below and let me know. Cheers!

Edited March 14, 2014 by Aero Dynamo

[Tritium]

No.

Stop making threads OP.

[Killzone3265]

 

[mrkush90]

LMFAO!!

[phunkism]

i laffed and krayed

Edited March 14, 2014 by phunkism

[j0hn_d0e]

In a world of Sad, this I've got to say, is King of Sad.

 

There aren't enough Facepalms on the internet to sum up the OP.

[Ninjambie]

You have too much time on your hands... literally.

[Horndog_SA]

lol,

If I was on xbox i think i should hire out one of my two characters to be your bodyguard, take your pic, a level 120 or my main level 192 character, all guns unlocked and owned and full ammo available, all pegasus vehicles owned, K/D ratio of 3.01, what ya say, i could bodyguard you bodyguarding someone else. nothing says it like a minigun or rocket launcher you dont have...

 

And how can you be for hire if you dont charge???

Edited March 14, 2014 by Horndog_SA

[Choppers]

Wow, that may be one of the saddest things someone could do.

 

Hire someone to protect them.. in Gta. A real person. A random person. Not an AI.

[Aero Dynamo]

Damn. I actually wanted to be an ingame hitman. Anyway. Forget it.

[j0hn_d0e]

[codename_duchess]

GTA prostitution hahahaha

[GR Choke]

 

Dr Robotnik was a better name

[Myoyoy]

ITS JUST A f*ckING GAME......................................................

[A J]

He's offering to help, less experienced players, nothing wrong with that f*ckwits.

 

I'm ps3 based, and if you're a noob just getting to grips with the game, you can pm me here and ask for any tips to improve your game. I won't pretend to be a hitman, but myself and my crew, could always help if you find yourself the victim of another crew teaming up on you.

 

We are the elite, we are the Damned Brotherhood. Roll Out.

[MitchMaljers]

Oh sh*t oh sh*t, OP is such an badass...

[mojito]

this forum can be so cruel hahahahah just give him a break man hes just tryna help someone.

 

 

but seriouly OP, all the rules make u look like such an anus

Edited March 14, 2014 by ScreamingOaks

[Biohazard Abyss]

Do you accept cash cards?

[LogScottWood]

Damn. I actually wanted to be an ingame hitman. Anyway. Forget it.

Have many n00bs contacted you yet? If I was just starting out, I would have taken you up on your offer, why wouldn't you? Extra gunishment is always welcome.

[vince91]

cool! can i hire your services to watch my back while i attempt to peacefully walk around the map in an invite only session?

 

it will be exciting.. trust me

Edited March 14, 2014 by vince91

[SirPhilMcKraken]

[CarimboHanky]

who would hire a bodyguard/hitman that dont have access to a tank or rpg?

 

NEXT...

[Marco veddi]

Perhaps you could roll with me

[malcolmfunktion]

People can be harsh OP, never mind.

 

But I might have an idea for you.

 

What about if you became the hitman that takes names of players to kill. Perhaps add them as a friend and beat the sh*t out of them for someone else and then unfriend them again. Sending an in game text to explain why too would be nice.

 

For example, (I wrote this in the "what's the worst thing you've done to someone online" thread)...I raced with a guy who was in a chrome Adder and he did nothing else for the whole race but continuously ram me...so i added him as a friend so that I could find him again and when I did, I beat the sh*t out of him and text him why (I know, thanks!). I've done this a few times...the only problem is that some people are too smart and don't accept the friend request... But if it came from someone else, they might not suspect anything. Ya dig? Haha

 

That way, you could just get lists of names of people and go about your business doing "hits" and sending them a text explaining who it came from.

 

No?

 

I'm on PS3 Though, so I'll continue getting my own hands dirty LOL haha

 

Anyone on PS3 Wanna be a hitman?

 

Anyone?

Edited March 14, 2014 by malcolmfunktion

[Ampuma_haava]

He's offering to help, less experienced players, nothing wrong with that f*ckwits.

 

I'm ps3 based, and if you're a noob just getting to grips with the game, you can pm me here and ask for any tips to improve your game. I won't pretend to be a hitman, but myself and my crew, could always help if you find yourself the victim of another crew teaming up on you.

 

We are the elite, we are the Damned Brotherhood. Roll Out.

 

He's not really offering to help the people who probably would need it the most, is he? He said he'd graciously be a "bodyguard" to people rank "20 and above".

 

To be honest, the OP is the saddest, most weirdest thing I've seen on these forums yet.

 

 

 

 

[Sky_Light12]

nah , i don't want hitman bro ! my fellow kingpin could assist me if he wanted to while freeroam

i even gave him assassination task ( using bounty system ) . how about u find V.I.P player instead ? they proably got limoes

but im actually bodyguard for my crew ( got tank , buzzard , private jet & crusader for protection ) , anyone hostile to one of my crew member will be shot & survive will be shot again

 

a small suggestion , to became full potential bodyguard u proably need ( mark the required list with '' V '' if u aready have it ) :

~ maximum strength or at least higher than 60 of 100 ( play golf to slightly increase it . win or lose still increase it )

~ military heavy transport that carries more than 4 people ( exception rhino )

~ a rhino tank and buzzard

~ a sniper , AP pistol , explosives & assault rifles ( as well uncustomized AK-47 for your boss if he/she need firepower )

~ either granger or lifted mesa with armor above 60% & bulletproof tires

~ know how to lose wanted level without hides in alley or behind large structure

~ know how to use lester's invisibility ability

 

if u need more things to learn , send me a message and i'll show u how it's done

Edited March 14, 2014 by Sky_Light12

[j0hn_d0e]

 

He's offering to help, less experienced players, nothing wrong with that f*ckwits.

 

I'm ps3 based, and if you're a noob just getting to grips with the game, you can pm me here and ask for any tips to improve your game. I won't pretend to be a hitman, but myself and my crew, could always help if you find yourself the victim of another crew teaming up on you.

 

We are the elite, we are the Damned Brotherhood. Roll Out.

 

He's not really offering to help the people who probably would need it the most, is he? He said he'd graciously be a "bodyguard" to people rank "20 and above".

 

To be honest, the OP is the saddest, most weirdest thing I've seen on these forums yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cept for the dude above you.

 

He's just plain weird.

[BL3ASBY]

Gay'st way of trying to make friends i have ever hear of. Wouldnt it be a little awquard... and boring.

[HopalongCasidy]

This is the same guy too lazy to drive from the mask store to LSC. Said the road was too long. What're you going to do if your client is out in blaine county?

[Ampuma_haava]

 

 

He's offering to help, less experienced players, nothing wrong with that f*ckwits.

 

I'm ps3 based, and if you're a noob just getting to grips with the game, you can pm me here and ask for any tips to improve your game. I won't pretend to be a hitman, but myself and my crew, could always help if you find yourself the victim of another crew teaming up on you.

 

We are the elite, we are the Damned Brotherhood. Roll Out.

 

He's not really offering to help the people who probably would need it the most, is he? He said he'd graciously be a "bodyguard" to people rank "20 and above".

 

To be honest, the OP is the saddest, most weirdest thing I've seen on these forums yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cept for the dude above you.

 

He's just plain weird.

 

 

Very true. Only just read that.