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What do you do when you feel like being a douche?

gear999

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gear999

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I get in a Buzzard and attack random players or pick them up in a Cargobob.

What do you do when you're feeling douchey? :evilgrin:

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Look for players in stores with cars parked outside. Plant sticky bomb and drive away. Check back later when i see then driving and detonate

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Block the shop doors with a vehicle and sit back and relax.

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Invite players to my apartment and snipe them with my rapid fire sniper, yes I am the biggest c*nt you will ever see online

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Usually I feel most douchey when theres an HPV out. I go drop stickies by the garage, and leave as he gets closer. Then i go off radar and he goes WAPOW!

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I go onto a GTA Forum and tell people I'm a doosh and then leave a dooshy message to prove it.

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I plant sticky bomb on my Chrome Topped Voodoo. I then chase down someone in a Caragobob. I entice them to pick it up by playing dumb.

 

The shiny chrome pulls them toward it.. They then pick it up.

 

I wait for them to get nicely comfortable with it.. Then i blow it up.


Look for players in stores with cars parked outside. Plant sticky bomb and drive away. Check back later when i see then driving and detonate

 

 

You do know sticky bombs make a sound right? I can hear it from inside the store.. Why do people keep trying to do that?


Block the shop doors with a vehicle and sit back and relax.

 

 

Ya.. Thats when i call a mugger or some mercs.. I then sit there smoking my bong.

 

After.. I join a race.

 

 

Buh Bye... :D

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I start griefing my friends since I usually only play with them, or purposely find ways to kill myself while taking them down with me.

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I cargobob low levels in their brand new cars waaaaaaaay out to sea. Or Ill put phone bombs in the high priority vehicle and blow it up right before they reach the garage.

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Only time I pick on someone is when i already see them acting like a "douche". Thankfully there is almost a never ending supply of idiots.

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I'll tour the shops around town for anyone shopping, then I take their vehicle for a joyride a couple blocks away, just far enough they can't call for it. Then, I line up two or three npc vehicles beside it and wait, once they stroll on over I'll drop a grenade beside the npc cars, boom boom boom and watch a tear roll down their face as they see the insurance bill for their car I just blew up HAAAAAAAAA

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I'll tour the shops around town for anyone shopping, then I take their vehicle for a joyride a couple blocks away, just far enough they can't call for it. Then, I line up two or three npc vehicles beside it and wait, once they stroll on over I'll drop a grenade beside the npc cars, boom boom boom and watch a tear roll down their face as they see the insurance bill for their car I just blew up HAAAAAAAAA

What if their PV is locked?

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Then I act like a douche.

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SnyderGuy

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Sorry, I'm not an ass and teach all the newer players that in GTAO you have to be a douche to everyone.

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You'd be surprised how many times going into passive mode and putting an ignition bomb on a HPV still works.

 

When a player approaches, get out of the car, goad them with the "bird - you can't kill me i'm in passive mode" taunt and you'd be surprised how many people will try to take the HPV thinking you can't kill them from passive mode.

 

A completely twattish move I'd agree.

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gear999

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Sorry, I'm not an ass and teach all the newer players that in GTAO you have to be a douche to everyone.

You know what they say...

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"

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Sorry, I'm not an ass and teach all the newer players that in GTAO you have to be a douche to everyone.

Nah, you're just the guy I block in the store and beat up your car with a golf club.

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Get a Buzzard, blow people up. Park it on top of a tall building right next to Eclipse Towers where I can throw stickys right in front of the garage door...

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If you ignition bomb a HPV and you die, does the bomb stick?

 

Yes... at least for a small time frame. I know this because the last time I was being a pr!ck I forgot to put passive mode on. So as I got out of the car, the guy shot me dead and got into the HPV. Whilst I was going through the "wasted" screen I saw the HPV explode. He respawned near me when I did.

 

 

Yeah, I know I deserved to be blasted :lol:

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You do know sticky bombs make a sound right? I can hear it from inside the store.. Why do people keep trying to do that?

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I know they make a sound I can hear but never knew someone could hear it from inside a store.

 

You must be the only one cause no one else has had a clue.

 

So what do you do then once you know?

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when i feel like being a douche i just leave my apartment...

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You do know sticky bombs make a sound right? I can hear it from inside the store.. Why do people keep trying to do that?

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I know they make a sound I can hear but never knew someone could hear it from inside a store.

 

You must be the only one cause no one else has had a clue.

 

So what do you do then once you know?

 

 

 

Well i got headsets on.. Turtle Beaches.

 

 

And really, once i hear it i just join a quick job and quit. That respawns a fresh car.

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Well i got headsets on.. Turtle Beaches.

 

 

And really, once i hear it i just join a quick job and quit. That respawns a fresh car.

 

 

all you gotta do is just speak...and you're accomplishing the OP's goal

 

Picking people's cars up with the Cargobob, makes people so made...i laugh when i do it to people, they start screaming into there mic :lol:

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