Sentrion Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 An Oregon family were forced to dial 911 after their 22-pound pet cat went berserk and held them hostage in their own home. Lee Palmer and partner Teresa Barker were holed up in their Portland bedroom Sunday after bad mog Lux scratched their 7-month-old child in the face before seriously freaking out. Even their pet dog fled to safety, terrified that the puss would cause further damage. Phoning for help at 7:55 p.m., Palmer told dispatchers the cat had attacked their child and was now trying to force its way into their room. "I kicked him in the rear and he just went off, over the edge," Palmer said. "We are not safe around the cat. We're trapped in the bedroom. He won't let us out of the door," he added. "If I leave the bedroom, I'm going to have to fight the cat. Tell them to be careful, the police," he added. Source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XJpostman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Awful lot of f*cking pussies in that house. E•MO•TION, Killerdude, Girish and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I've already begun harassing all the Lee Palmers in Oregon, calling them wimps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewas Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 (edited) I've seen this on the news yesterday and I was what the f*ck. That cat has bigger balls than a family. I guess you could say that.... they were pussies against a pussy. Pussyception + Irony. Edited March 13, 2014 by Rewas514 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmoopy Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 A 10 Kg cat ! thats massive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 What the f*ck? How the f*ck do you live this long, if you are such a f*cking pussy that you can't even fight a f*cking pussy cat? It's a f*cking cat, the worst it can do is scratch you and bite you. It's not a f*cking dog, which if large enough, can kill you. There is a reason why cops shoot dogs and not f*cking cats. Jesus f*cking Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Pathetic. Simply Pathetic. Cowering like small Children in their bedroom because of a Pissed off pussy.. Peregrin Brandytook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkism Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 cringe worthy Pathetic. Simply Pathetic. Cowering like small Children in their bedroom because of a Pissed off pussy.. exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I think this is just a funny story; not sure why everyone's uniting in disgust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Didn't they have a couple AR-15 to put it down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentrion Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 What the f*ck? How the f*ck do you live this long, if you are such a f*cking pussy that you can't even fight a f*cking pussy cat? It's a f*cking cat, the worst it can do is scratch you and bite you. It's not a f*cking dog, which if large enough, can kill you. There is a reason why cops shoot dogs and not f*cking cats. Jesus f*cking Christ! This is what happens when you pamper a cat more than your family members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 In the end that's what the pussy does to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Saw it on the news, quite pathetic. I can't believe how soft people are meowadays. Peregrin Brandytook, PlainGold, Abel. and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Congrats on the milestone. Errr wait a second. Rewas, Kalvin and The Odyssey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 My cat is 20 pounds and when that he tries to bite me or scratch me, I just tap him and he'll back off. A family held hostage by a 22 pound cat? When I saw this thread, I thought it was about a pet tiger. What a couple of yokels. .Ryan. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentrion Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 My cat is 20 pounds and when that he tries to bite me or scratch me, I just tap him and he'll back off. A family held hostage by a 22 pound cat? When I saw this thread, I thought it was about a pet tiger. What a couple of yokels.Cats are supposed to obey their masters. My Fox terrier is better than any cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phunkism Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 My cat is 20 pounds and when that he tries to bite me or scratch me, I just tap him and he'll back off. A family held hostage by a 22 pound cat? When I saw this thread, I thought it was about a pet tiger. What a couple of yokels. Cats are supposed to obey their masters. My Fox terrier is better than any cat. If you think cats obey their masters then i have some bad news for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Odyssey Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Only in America you can get held hostage by a house cat. phunkism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Ryan. Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 This reminds me of Scary Movie 2 when Cindy's pussy went crazy. Raavi, GTA_stu, Kalvin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black & White Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Just kick the f*cking thing! I remember when my girlfriend had a cat and she brought it over to my house. The cat pissed on my bed and the fresh clothes on the bed. I simply threw it down the stairs. I wish I was there. It would of been a rumble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Just kick the f*cking thing! I remember when my girlfriend had a cat and she brought it over to my house. The cat pissed on my bed and the fresh clothes on the bed. I simply threw it down the stairs. I wish I was there. It would of been a rumble. you threw a cat down the stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Just kick the f*cking thing! I remember when my girlfriend had a cat and she brought it over to my house. The cat pissed on my bed and the fresh clothes on the bed. I simply threw it down the stairs. I wish I was there. It would of been a rumble. Your font is making me want to stab my eyeballs with a fork at a cafeteria in an Ikea store. I can't wait to see the Onion's take on this. Rainbow Party 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Too much catnip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 One of the reasons I have no pets. The only animals allowed in my house are human beings and still then there are restrictions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnocchi Flip Flops Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 My cats must be well raised or something because they never piss all over everything. They're afraid of visitors too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audiophile Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I can't tell what's more pathetic, the guy having to call the cops to get his cat under control or the manly men in here saying they'd kick the cat's ass/kill it. I have a cat and he's went off on me a few times since I got a dog a few years back. He's scratched me a few times and it's no big deal. Hell, I have a scar on my shoulder from one of the times he scratched me. I'm still alive and this guy is too scared to even open his bedroom door to go deal with the cat? Get it declawed then or grow a set of balls. You shouldn't have to call the police to deal with your pet. There's more important sh*t they could be called out to. Gnocchi Flip Flops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Party Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 (edited) If you are nice to a cat the cat will be nice to you. I don't know what to expect from uneducated hillbillies. They have no idea how to own a pet. "I kicked him in the rear and he just went off, over the edge," well then you deserve it. Kudos for the cat.And anyone here who says "just kick it", you are just another pussy, trying to sound tough on the internet... about how you would kick a cat ._. Edited March 15, 2014 by Rainbow Party Audiophile 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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