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I fcked the garage hitman

johnjack84

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johnjack84

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Here's the story: I hear a guy shoutin "wtf r u doin in my garage??, I'm reporting u to R*", so I guessed that the garage hitman was around, so I prayed for him to be in my garage and went on passive mode, then went to my garage and he was there! I thought: "yesssssss!!" and decided to do the glitch myself and get respawned behind him, he thinks I'm still in on passive mode and doesn't do anything so I have the all the time to get behind him and kill him with my golf club. So technically speaking I buggered the garage hitman right up in the a$$...

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Sushi__Wolf

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You should do this to all of them hope for an end

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DevsNzL

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Actually no I am sorry, man, why didn't you blow his sh*t up that would of been better.

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We Are Ninja

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^ With a golf club, no less.

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Polish_Trucker

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Did you give him the Tootsie Roll? :*(

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Choppers

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So... did you become friends afterwards and get freaky?

 

I mean, you "f*cked the Hitman"...right?

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Vec

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Why not stay in passive and start air thursting in front of him to block his sight?

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johnjack84

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Wait, did you anally rape him?

Ahahahah! Actually sticked the golf club up his ass!

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Aero Dynamo

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Title is Quite Misleading. Actually to be more specific it has 2 meanings. One is getting Busted and the other.....

 

Well you deserve a cookie at least! Ow could I hire ya to bust those roaches out of my garage too? Before I enter my garage I always watch the CCTV in my apartment. Hate those son of a bug.

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johnjack84

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Title is Quite Misleading. Actually to be more specific it has 2 meanings. One is getting Busted and the other.....

 

Well you deserve a cookie at least! Ow could I hire ya to bust those roaches out of my garage too? Before I enter my garage I always watch the CCTV in my apartment. Hate those son of a bug.

Uhm the title seems pretty clear to me, assuming that I'm not gay... Anyway yes it's really annoying and people should do the way I did.

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Black Rabbit

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This would've been a lot funnier if you didn't glitch yourself and you actually just walked up to him in passive mode, got behind him and just started up the thrusting animation.

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JohnGazman

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EVERY+ONE+OF+YOU+DESERVES+A+MEDAL+_d90a6

 

No idea what the OP actually said.

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Tali vas Normandy

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This would've been a lot funnier if you didn't glitch yourself and you actually just walked up to him in passive mode, got behind him and just started up the thrusting animation.

No it wouldn't. Justice needed to be served.

 

You are doing gods work OP

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Bozzah

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This would've been a lot funnier if you didn't glitch yourself and you actually just walked up to him in passive mode, got behind him and just started up the thrusting animation.

no, killing him is more fun

 

 

 

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This would've been a lot funnier if you didn't glitch yourself and you actually just walked up to him in passive mode, got behind him and just started up the thrusting animation.

No it wouldn't. Justice needed to be served.

 

You are doing gods work OP

 

go away ninja!

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johnjack84

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So judge there was this bad guy doing bad stuff so I did the same bad stuff can I have a medal ?

I knew there would be the idiot of the day. Let me explain you: there's a pretty heavy difference between someone who just bitches around and kill people who cannot defend themself and doin the glitch to give this guy a lesson, the first is just for being an asshole, the second is to stop the asshole. You get it? I don't do the thing just to piss people off.

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Franceska

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You derserve a medal for your actions

 

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Franceska

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Title is Quite Misleading. Actually to be more specific it has 2 meanings. One is getting Busted and the other.....

 

Well you deserve a cookie at least! Ow could I hire ya to bust those roaches out of my garage too? Before I enter my garage I always watch the CCTV in my apartment. Hate those son of a bug.

 

Also, I like your signature.

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johnjack84

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You derserve a medal for your actions

 

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See? Even Dr. House says that...

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Franceska

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I'm here what'd I miss?

 

Me. Hai. sup bby

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Moonshield

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Great story man, thanks for sharing.

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