So rockstar hires cheap actors, cheap music , cheap penis and make bil

[Hazencoke]

Shark goddamn cards really rockstar why not dolphin cards , dolphins are more appealing not to mention it can grab the female consumer they love that dolphin sh*t

[beat_savy_9]

tru dat

[Staten]

That was an observation that you made OP. Why not reward yourself by buying a Shark Card?

[Malibu454]

"Laces Out!!"

"I said Laces Out, Dan"

Edited March 12, 2014 by Malibu454

[Headdogg81]

Alllllllrighty then......

[Zeldeza]

Shark goddamn cards really rockstar why not dolphin cards , dolphins are more appealing not to mention it can grab the female consumer they love that dolphin sh*t

What's wrong with these little fella's?

 

[Headdogg81]

^ This has my seal of approval....

 

 

Geddit....

[Zeldeza]

^ This has my seal of approval....

 

 

Geddit....

[livejoker]

http://www.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5

Quote from website:

"They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostages for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately."

Dolphins are the biggest assholes of the sea.

*edit*

I tried to link a video of dolphin rape but now I've just seen 3 dolphins f*ck one another and i'm going to bed now. This has been a mistake.

Edited March 12, 2014 by livejoker

[Hazencoke]

http://www.businessinsider.com/dolphin-assisted-birth-is-dangerous-2013-5

 

Quote from website:

 

"They try to rape and drown people; they gang rape their females and sometimes hold them hostages for weeks; they murder baby porpoises for fun; they kill the babies of rival male dolphins, because as soon as her child dies, a female dolphin is ready to be raped and impregnated immediately."

 

Dolphins are the biggest assholes of the sea.

 

*edit*

 

I tried to link a video of dolphin rape but now I've just seen 3 dolphins f*ck one another and i'm going to bed now. This has been a mistake.

rockstar rapes you with the money you get with these prices so it fits

[FlatsTheButtKicker]

Not sure if troll, or a serious discussion with a misleading title....

[Bling Camel]

Something about this thread is a little fishy....

[iToor]

Why not just "Cash Cards"...

[OrangeLucidity]

Hi! I'm a new user here. I made my account just to say this:

 

Cheap music my balls. OP is a noob. Most of the music (especially the "chasing" music) comes from the masters from Tangerine Dream, namely Edgar Froese. He composed this jewel for the game:

And Tangerine Dream is a legendary band:

 

 

 

If you don't know who they are, or still won't recognize their epicness, I beg you OP to stop listening to Justin Beaver and cheap rap.

 

 

K. THX. BYE. LONG LIVE TANGERINE DREAM. SHORT LIVE JUSTIN BEAVER.

[bloatedsack]

no sh*t, i don't care for tangerine dream at all but i didn't know the soundtrack was theirs.

[OrangeLucidity]

Not entirely theirs, but they are part of a collaboration between artists. If you hear a couple of TD albums, and then listen to the background music during police chases and missions, you will identify TD's electronic influence.

[Coin]

Because if they named them dolphin cards, the shark card ad parody on in-game radio stations wouldn't make any f*ckin' sense.

[WBaker]

OP, you make bad posts and you should feel bad.