OK here's the deal about Heists bros and sis.

[gnad.1992]

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff. Most of us felt disappointed about it.

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

 

Because they're making it better. They will be a lot better than that sh*t we've seen in youtube whores videos.

 

It will be good, lets all sit our asses and wait for it, in the meanwhile, drink a beer and chill the f*ck out.

 

Or water if you're not into alcohol.

 

Edited March 11, 2014 by gnad.1992

[Coolstream]

Because they're making it better. They will be a lot better than that sh*t we've seen in youtube whores videos.

 

Hahaha, you're optimistic. I like it.

[Soran Is On]

Funmw2 and his server buddy were hosting a created mission. The more I looked at that the more I realized it was bs. (Specifically mission details changing between vids I saw, an early version had you delivering gold to Gerald, when people called that bullsh*t he switched it to deliver to Lester)

 

If anything that 'mission' will be the finale. And I could imagine a proper finale will be more In depth and hectic than that.

Edited March 11, 2014 by stonedpimpso

[JohnGazman]

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff.

 

As most of us know, that "Heist" footage was also fake.

[gnad.1992]

 

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff.

 

As most of us know, that "Heist" footage was also fake.

 

 

You sure about that?

[Soran Is On]

 

 

 

 

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff.

As most of us know, that "Heist" footage was also fake.

 

You sure about that?

Pretty sure, mission details were switched out. If that was a true copy of the heists it wouldn't have varied.

[Polish_Trucker]

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

Because they keep getting distracted from your crappy topics

Edited March 11, 2014 by Polish_Trucker

[gnad.1992]

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

Because they keep getting distracted from your crappy topics

 

 

Please don't mislead the topic.

[Miss Malevolent]

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff. Most of us felt disappointed about it.

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

 

Because they're making it better. They will be a lot better than that sh*t we've seen in youtube whores videos.

 

It will be good, lets all sit our asses and wait for it, in the meanwhile, drink a beer and chill the f*ck out.

 

Or water if you're not into alcohol.

 

I think heists will be a disappointment simply because everyone is hyping it up.

 

Those hyping it up from excitement, others who have hyped it up because they're bored with the current crop of missions and those who hate Rockstar and say heists will never happen, cause that's a form of hype too.

 

This is why I try not to obsess over it at all, and just play the game.

[hallkjell]

Agree with OP. Chill out and smile.

[Biohazard Abyss]

So you've finally realized?

[deletemeplease]

oh look topic #9001 about heists

nice to meet you

nice to meet you too

i like your eyes

why thankyou

[Odesza]

 

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff. Most of us felt disappointed about it.

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

 

Because they're making it better. They will be a lot better than that sh*t we've seen in youtube whores videos.

 

It will be good, lets all sit our asses and wait for it, in the meanwhile, drink a beer and chill the f*ck out.

 

Or water if you're not into alcohol.

 

I think heists will be a disappointment simply because everyone is hyping it up.

 

Those hyping it up from excitement, others who have hyped it up because they're bored with the current crop of missions and those who hate Rockstar and say heists will never happen, cause that's a form of hype too.

 

This is why I try not to obsess over it at all, and just play the game.

 

What are you talking about heists are going to save my marriage.

[gnad.1992]

Man you bros who think heists will suck ass should chill out.

 

Find some online friends or nice crew like me and do it for the fun of it...

 

Stop being a trophy whore like some asshats around here...

[E•MO•TION]

 

As most of us know, hackers were able to play Heists and stuff.

 

As most of us know, that "Heist" footage was also fake.

 

That's why hundreds of people managed to access a mysterious 'Ornate Bank Heist' via DNS Servers.

[Odesza]

Man you bros who think heists will suck ass should chill out.

 

Find some online friends or nice crew like me and do it for the fun of it...

 

Stop being a trophy whore like some asshats around here...

I think it's more along the lines of people on here acting like heists are going to be some huge game changer.

 

This isn't payday 2 it's going to be fairly simple given the existing mechanics of this game.

[Zorvaine]

Those weren't heists.

 

That was the leaked mission creator. VS missions with objectives. I can point out so many faults from those videos...

[Ninjambie]

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

Because R* is to busy fixing glitches, exploits, and adding cars, weapons, and clothing. You know, sh*t that no one is asking for.

[AfterDeath]

It's not going to be that good. They wont be like heists were in story mode... they wont be like the bank heist from IV... they wont even be as good as the casino heist from San Andreas.

 

Everything this game does it hasn't capitalized on. It's not excellent at doing one thing, but rather "mediocre" to "a bit above average" at everything.

[gnad.1992]

 

Man you bros who think heists will suck ass should chill out.

 

Find some online friends or nice crew like me and do it for the fun of it...

 

Stop being a trophy whore like some asshats around here...

I think it's more along the lines of people on here acting like heists are going to be some huge game changer.

 

This isn't payday 2 it's going to be fairly simple given the existing mechanics of this game.

 

 

Yep. True.

 

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

Because R* is to busy fixing glitches, exploits, and adding cars, weapons, and clothing. You know, sh*t that no one is asking for.

 

 

I've answered my own question in the OP

[Coolstream]

 

Man you bros who think heists will suck ass should chill out.

 

Find some online friends or nice crew like me and do it for the fun of it...

 

Stop being a trophy whore like some asshats around here...

I think it's more along the lines of people on here acting like heists are going to be some huge game changer.

 

This isn't payday 2 it's going to be fairly simple given the existing mechanics of this game.

 

 

Pretty much what I'm thinking as well, I expect it to be more or less like the fake 'Ornate Bank Heist' only with more voice acting and some cutscenes.

[CReaper210]

Those videos on youtube are probably nothing like the real heists. Probably just test missions for R* that they left in. I wouldn't even worry about them being as bland and boring like that. If it was anything like that, then it truly would not take this long. I don't care how much you hate R*, everything they make is pretty much worth the hype. And they have really never lied or misled their fans. I'm still excited for the heists myself, I just hope they're as good and complex as the singleplayer heists, though I doubt they will be on par with those.

[ShinobiFixer]

I tell you what, it better not be anything like those leaked videos.

[southernsontn]

 

Now why the f*ck is Rockstar taking so long to release them?

Because R* is to busy fixing glitches, exploits, and adding cars, weapons, and clothing. You know, sh*t that no one is asking for.

 

 

actually, that's exactly what I'm asking for... if they'd release multiple garages and the motorcycles from TLAD, they could take as long as they want to release heists...

[Thr33X]

Heist could very well be a completely awesome, game-changing experience. Of course, actually being excited about it though is so passe when you can be like every other dumbass on this forum who hates everything about GTAO and calls it the worst thing they've ever played (yet still played).

 

But even if I'm right and heists are awesome, one of those same "every other dumbasses" I spoke of earlier will somehow find a way to complain about it regardless.

Edited March 11, 2014 by Thr33X

[Coolstream]

Heist could very well be a completely awesome, game-changing experience. Of course, actually being excited about it though is so passe when you can be like every other dumbass on this forum who hates everything about GTAO and calls it the worst thing they've ever played (yet still played).

 

But even if I'm right and heists are awesome, one of those same "every other dumbasses" I spoke of earlier will somehow find a way to complain about it regardless.

 

There's two sides to every coin, your expectation of Heists might be different from mine.

[Drojmab]

oh look topic #9001 about heists

nice to meet you

nice to meet you too

i like your eyes

why thankyou

 

Since no one has said it yet....

 

"Vegeta, what does the forum say about the Heist Topic Count?"

 

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!"

[Odesza]

 

oh look topic #9001 about heists

nice to meet you

nice to meet you too

i like your eyes

why thankyou

 

Since no one has said it yet....

 

"Vegeta, what does the forum say about the Heist Topic Count?"

 

"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!"

 

There's a reason nobody has said that yet.

[Stephen]

The day they are released this forum will be overrun with crybabies. My guess will be 1 positive thread for every 16 negative.

Edited March 11, 2014 by SteveNYC81

[Mars A7X]

The heists will be useless anyway as the whole point of it is to get money but everyone has everything there is to buy already before they even come out.