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Faith in humanity -1, and then... +1?

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Crasher™

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Long story short, I lost my character, had to start over, went to LSC to sell a Baller as a level 10 with the starter pistol, (was selling the Baller to buy a new gun) got owned by like a level 100, he hid behind his Entity, and then glitched, (to hide from a level 10.. he HID from a level 10...) and then a level 130 came and saved me and absolutely destroyed that wood802 guy. I called him out on his glitching, and I got this as a response:

 

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Mind you, I'm a girl, playing as a girl character, and he was the one running away from a level 10... He was also too afraid to actually spell out pussy apparently... Don't worry, it's not gonna bite or anything... A pussy is just a pussy, not some mystical thing with teeth or anything...

 

Details: I step out of the lsc after having just sold that Baller, and there's a bright red Entity slowly backing up to me while shooting as I'm spawning outside the LSC... Needless to say, I died without even having the chance to fire my pistol. I re-spawn, attempt to go kill this guy, he speeds off as fast as he can, so I figure he just wanted a free kill off a level 10 to boost his K/D, then, he turns around. He's coming back. "What an idiot!" I think, I've got auto-aim! I'll kill him even if he... Oh wait... He's spun around, and is now backing up to me... Greeeeaaaat.

 

So he kills me a few times like this, and eventually, I spawn looking directly at him in his car, I take a couple of shots, and suddenly, oh, what's this? He's in his menu? Well easy kill then! ...oh wait... He's invincible now..... Ohp, he just teleported... ...he's, at the barber shop? Ooooookay... Oh... He's in that glitched spot... Hiding... From a level 10...

 

So I try to kill him for a while, and eventually this level 130 guy gets a wiff of what's going on, and he sneaks over in passive mode, gets into the glitch with that guy, goes off radar, and then comes out of passive mode and kills the guy. I didn't see how, cause I was outside the building hiding behind one of those pillars in the alleyway. When the guy respawns, this dude just goes appsh*t on him, and spawn camps him. Had to have killed him at least 20 times, he sent muggers, the mercs, bounties, all of it. He even never once got a tank, or backed up with a bullet proof car or anything. He just straight up out played him. Thank you stranger for saving this damsel in distress. My pink Asea wasn't a match for his assault rifles and bullet proof car... (btw, wtf is up with having to be like level 67 to sticker bomb the Asea?)

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ChrilLe

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Just let it all out, girl.

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Mind you, I'm a girl

You shouldn't of said that here. Prepare yourself for 10 year olds spamming PMs to you :lol:

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Inb4 "post this in post your stories -thread where no-one will ever read them"
EDIT: and your avatar sure won't help here

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Biohazard Abyss

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

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JKan420

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They evened out so your faith in humanity is back where it started, 0

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Synophrys

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Looking for humanity in a game about killing cops and f*cking hookers, or was it the other way around? Just no

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Shadow-sxs

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Why point out that you are female? What difference does that make? A target is a target. :lol:

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I came at "I'm a girl" nah I'm just playing

 

Nice story, pussies being pussies as usual!

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This happens like 50 times a day just go into passive mode you don't need to write a novel no offense

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Omnifarious

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Just let it all out, girl.

I was just about to say something about your "TL;DR" too.... *squints eyes* Touche.

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

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Crasher™

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Why point out that you are female? What difference does that make? A target is a target. :lol:

Because, he called me a boy, even though I was a girl, playing as a girl, talking as a girl...

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Biohazard Abyss

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

 

 

I am grown up because I don't watch My Little Pony :santa:

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Crasher™

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

You're just jealous of Dashy.

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Sugar Free Nos

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Don't worry, it's not gonna bite or anything... A pussy is just a pussy, not some mystical thing with teeth or anything...

 

 

How would I know this?

 

I'm level 220 in GTA: Online.

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Omnifarious

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

 

 

I am grown up because I don't watch My Little Pony :santa:

 

MLP is written and animated by adults, just saying.

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Legion FBG

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He was also too afraid to actually spell out pussy apparently... Don't worry, it's not gonna bite or anything... A pussy is just a pussy, not some mystical thing with teeth or anything...

That's what pillow pants wants you to think!

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Biohazard Abyss

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MLP is written and animated by adults, just saying.

 

 

With the target audience as little girls.

 

Blue's Clues is written by adults too. Want me to watch that too? :whuh:

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Crasher™

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

 

 

I am grown up because I don't watch My Little Pony :santa:

 

MLP is written and animated by adults, just saying.

 

Inb4 obligatory "for children" statement.

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ryan_J

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MLP is written and animated by adults, just saying.

 

 

With the target audience as little girls.

 

Blue's Clues is written by adults too. Want me to watch that too? :whuh:

 

 

Its ridiculous to judge someone by what they watch on TV just saying.

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Omnifarious

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MLP is written and animated by adults, just saying.

 

 

With the target audience as little girls.

 

Blue's Clues is written by adults too. Want me to watch that too? :whuh:

 

You're gonna sit down, and watch the sh*t out of Blue's Clues with me, and you're gonna like it; but we aren't watching that pretender Joe though. We're watching the Steve episodes.

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E•MO•TION

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Rule 1: Don't call out other people's behavior. Just use the report function.

Rule 2: There's no such thing as girls on the internet.

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

 

 

I am grown up because I don't watch My Little Pony :santa:

 

Ah, because we care soo much about what you watch and this REALLY relates to the topic at hand.

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Sugar Free Nos

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Blue's Clues

 

 

Blue's Clues is the greatest children's television show to ever exist. I owned almost every single season on VHS, and would watch it for hours on end.

 

Do

 

Not

 

Dis

 

Blue's Clues.

 

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Omnifarious

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Didn't read because of the pony avatar.

Oh grow up...

 

 

I am grown up because I don't watch My Little Pony :santa:

 

Ah, because we care soo much about what you watch and this REALLY relates to the topic at hand.

 

I'm 23 and a hardcore Sonic fan still, lol. Gonna watch the sh*t out of Sonic Boom if it's any good.

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A pussy is just a pussy, not some mystical thing with teeth or anything

 

My girlfriend has a pussy.

 

She eats my wallet.

 

Pussies have teeth.

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