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How to recognise GTAF members in public?


Shane_Dbns
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GTAF members don't go outside sorry

Haha that's funny.

 

...Wait, I'm sure i heard that joke before.

 

gtaforum members don't go out in public.

Oh.

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GTAF members don't go outside sorry

So, what You´ve been doing for the last 3 months?

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They're the ones with shifty eyes, resisting the urge to go buy an assault rifle and massacre everyone in the room. :p

 

 

Hello NSA :D

 

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universetwisters

They're the ones with shifty eyes, resisting the urge to go buy an assault rifle and massacre everyone in the room. :p

 

 

Hello NSA :D

 

 

What a relief. I thought I was the only one who idly thinks of shooting up hospice centers and antique stores.

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GTAF members don't go outside sorry

So, what You´ve been doing for the last 3 months?

 

 

Staying inside

 

GTAF members don't go outside sorry

Haha that's funny.

...Wait, I'm sure i heard that joke before.

gtaforum members don't go out in public.

Oh.

 

didnt see it

 

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LittleBlueTroll

The first rule of the GTA Forum is you do not talk about the GTA Forum.

 

I relish in the unoriginality of that post.

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Mr. Scratch

 

GTAF members don't go outside sorry

What's an 'outside'?

 

 

It's this thing that's bigger than the inside.

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GTAF members don't go outside sorry

What's an 'outside'?

 

 

It's this thing that's bigger than the inside.

 

Wow, Thanks for this information - It's much appreciated :^:

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are you suggesting we have some kind of secret handshake for GTAF members?

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are you suggesting we have some kind of secret handshake for GTAF members?

dude shh

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are you suggesting we have some kind of secret handshake for GTAF members?

Oh yeah, a very secret 'handshake'.

 

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are you suggesting we have some kind of secret handshake for GTAF members?

Don't reveal anything!
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are you suggesting we have some kind of secret handshake for GTAF members?

Sure, but it's so secret that nobody knows it.

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Algonquin Assassin

The best way to recognise me in public is to say GTA IV sucks in a large crowd and if someone punches you in the face in a Kanagroo boxing stance..that's me.

 

Or you can get my photo from Facebook.

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universetwisters

The best way to recognise me in public is to say GTA IV sucks in a large crowd and if someone punches you in the face in a Kanagroo boxing stance..that's me.

 

Or you can get my photo from Facebook.

 

Your mustache reminds me of my dad's. How long did it take to grow?

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Algonquin Assassin

 

The best way to recognise me in public is to say GTA IV sucks in a large crowd and if someone punches you in the face in a Kanagroo boxing stance..that's me.

 

Or you can get my photo from Facebook.

 

Your mustache reminds me of my dad's. How long did it take to grow?

 

 

About a month...It takes me about 3 to grow a rather sh*tty looking goatee so I try to keep it short now.

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universetwisters

 

 

The best way to recognise me in public is to say GTA IV sucks in a large crowd and if someone punches you in the face in a Kanagroo boxing stance..that's me.

 

Or you can get my photo from Facebook.

 

Your mustache reminds me of my dad's. How long did it take to grow?

 

 

About a month...It takes me about 3 to grow a rather sh*tty looking goatee so I try to keep it short now.

 

 

Bummer. I've been growing my stache since earlier this year and it's still a thin molestache.

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I'd like to suggest a few more ways in which you can recognise a gtaf member in public:

 

The sense of an emptiness of the soul in their eyes.

The look of constant horror which can only be truly expressed upon seeing universetwisters' moustache.

The sense lethargy that comes with enduring the amount of illuminati conspiracy theories on this board.

 

As for one member in particular; you can tell who JIMHO is because it will most likely be the last person that you ever see.

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THE GHETTO JEZUS

How about having like some kind of thing on your phone case ? Like a little logo or something like that or maybe having some kind of thing you put with your keys.

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If you're in Canada and if you see someone going around in a ski mask in public, that's me!

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I'd like to suggest a few more ways in which you can recognise a gtaf member in public:

 

The sense of an emptiness of the soul in their eyes.

The look of constant horror which can only be truly expressed upon seeing universetwisters' moustache.

The sense lethargy that comes with enduring the amount of illuminati conspiracy theories on this board.

 

As for one member in particular; you can tell who JIMHO is because it will most likely be the last person that you ever see.

I guess I should be flattered I seem to be an assassin of some sort. I'm usually some kind of thief, ninja, assassin, if given a choice in games with different classes.

 

But you knew that because you, me and theadmiral are the same person.

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I'd like to suggest a few more ways in which you can recognise a gtaf member in public:

 

The sense of an emptiness of the soul in their eyes.

The look of constant horror which can only be truly expressed upon seeing universetwisters' moustache.

The sense lethargy that comes with enduring the amount of illuminati conspiracy theories on this board.

 

As for one member in particular; you can tell who JIMHO is because it will most likely be the last person that you ever see.

I guess I should be flattered I seem to be an assassin of some sort. I'm usually some kind of thief, ninja, assassin, if given a choice in games with different classes.

 

Nah it's just that being a we're the same person, I know what you would do upon meeting a gtaforums member; that is putting them and the rest of the species out of their collective misery.

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Flūttershy

I was thinking, how do we know someone is part of GTAF when we meet them in public? I'm quite embarrased to say I'm part of a gaming forum and I would never ask someone else if they know it in IRL. So we should have a secret question that we ask people IRL to recognise members in public. I suggest:

"What's the best colour?" Answer:"Chrome"

 

What's yours?

If only me being part of a gaming forum was the thing I was most embarrassed about. Damn internet and your creepy yet entertaining things.

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theadmiral hasn't been active lately, maybe you/I should resurrect that account.

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theadmiral hasn't been active lately, maybe you/I should resurrect that account.

Nah, we/I don't want to do it while two of our accounts are online. We/I have to have a 24hr activity rate on all three accounts so we/I throw them off the tail. It's fortunate that we/I literally never sleep.

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theadmiral hasn't been active lately, maybe you/I should resurrect that account.

Nah, we/I don't want to do it while two of our accounts are online. We/I have to have a 24hr activity rate on all three accounts so we/I throw them off the tail. It's fortunate that we/I literally never sleep.

 

Another trait of the GTA Forum user, as evidenced because they shut down that whole "going to bed thread."

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A GTAF handshake is straight up gangster sh*t.

I just ask people if they have ever seen the forums.... a lot of useful information for noob players (even if those noobs happen to be a lvl 400+) and most of my IRL friends suck at playing. They are those players who get lost on the map that's been there for 5 months.

I have never had a friend tell me they are a member here, maybe they are scared, maybe I already pissed them off here, I dunno... but I have told people I go here, and I have the same screen name for anything video game related and have for a long long time.

As far as forums go, I am a member of a couple, but enjoy this one the most (apart from the online section most the times) and I don't even have GTA anymore. No GTA for current consoles.... which sucks.

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Are you going to say to strangers: What's the best colour?

Yes

 

You should make a video of it.

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Are you going to say to strangers: What's the best colour?

Yes

You should make a video of it.

Probably he won't make it.

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