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I was thinking, how do we know someone is part of GTAF when we meet them in public? I'm quite embarrased to say I'm part of a gaming forum and I would never ask someone else if they know it in IRL. So we should have a secret question that we ask people IRL to recognise members in public. I suggest:

"What's the best colour?" Answer:"Chrome"

 

What's yours?

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Are you going to say to strangers: What's the best colour?

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Are you going to say to strangers: What's the best colour?

Yes
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universetwisters

I walk up to them, drop my pants, and ask them to drop theirs to sing the original GTA 1 theme song with me. If the comply, then I found a member of GTAForums in public, a rare occurrence indeed!

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I use the GTAF secret handshake, of course.

 

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I use the GTAF secret handshake, of course.

 

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I would prefer a video tutorial.

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To hell with your free masonry languages, I´m a patched member.

 

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I'm quite embarrased to say I'm part of a gaming forum and I would never ask someone else if they know it in IRL.

Why is it embarrassing to be a part of this forum?

 

 

I think it'll be pretty hard to find members of this forum using a special technique.

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Code word would be "In a few weeks or so" since that somehow became a trend a while ago.

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Code word would be "In a few weeks or so" since that somehow became a trend a while ago.

I'm sure there would be similar trends on Social Club or other popular sites which have some form of GTA Discussion.... and they probably stole it from here :p
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If I wanted to know if someone was a member of these forums. I'd walk up to them and say "Are you a member at GTAF?" Simple but effective.

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_FRANKENSTEIN_

I was thinking, how do we know someone is part of GTAF when we meet them in public? I'm quite embarrased to say I'm part of a gaming forum and I would never ask someone else if they know it in IRL. So we should have a secret question that we ask people IRL to recognise members in public. I suggest:

"What's the best colour?" Answer:"Chrome"

What's yours?

"Do you have a realistic steak?"

I think this is the best one.

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Generally the conversation would go like this..

you into games? YES / NO

if NO, nevermind.

if YES, cool, you play GTA?

then maybe you'd ask about GTAF, lol asking beforehand would be crazy.

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At a restaurant:

 

Me: I want a steak with a coke.

The waiter: Do you want your steak medium or well done?

Me: I want it to be realistic.

 

*Emotional moment between me and the waiter where we hug, and eventually share a big, juicy kiss*.

 

 

I want that waiter to be universetwisters. I want to feel his beard on my naked chin.

 

 

On a serious note, we should all pierce our right ear and walk around with dark blue handkerchiefs in our back pockets.

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gtaforum members don't go out in public.

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At a restaurant:

 

Me: I want a steak with a coke.

The waiter: Do you want your steak medium or well done?

Me: I want it to be realistic.

 

*Emotional moment between me and the waiter where we hug, and eventually share a big, juicy kiss*.

 

 

I want that waiter to be universetwisters. I want to feel his beard on my naked chin.

 

 

On a serious note, we should all pierce our left ear and walk around with dark blue handkerchiefs in our back pockets.

Or go to a McDonald's to eat a burguer and say:

 

''I want the burguer to have realistic steak''

 

Then universetwisters comes out and gives you a hug.

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universetwisters

Or go to a McDonald's to eat a burguer and say:

 

''I want the burguer to have realistic steak''

 

Then universetwisters comes out and gives you a hug.

 

"Hey amigos"

 

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Sugar Free Nos

When introducing yourself, claim that your name is Gerald.

 

If they reply with "wtf is a gerald", then you have found your new best irl friend from GTAF.

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Or go to a McDonald's to eat a burguer and say:

 

''I want the burguer to have realistic steak''

 

Then universetwisters comes out and gives you a hug.

 

"Hey amigos"

 

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''Give me a burguer with steak, please!''

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When will the forum have a patched baseball cap, to boost revenues since some advertising was lost?

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When will the forum have a patched baseball cap, to boost revenues since some advertising was lost?

 

Of course, we'll have to give the ballcap ONLY to proper members, not people who join just to ask one question from five years ago

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Because there's nothing like showing your awkwardness by being unable to just ask someone if they use GTAF.

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Rooster eating would only apply to one small segment of the membership.

Any registered member would be entitled to BUY a cap.

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Frank Brown

Most of the GTA Forum members reside in Compton, California, truth be told. They're usually wearing blue colored clothing. If you've never met them before, you need to approach in red everything, except pants. They won't address you until you address them with the proper phrase, "Sup, blud?" and then proceed to form the word 'Blood' with your hands.

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RoadRunner71

Most of the GTA Forum members reside in Compton, California, truth be told. They're usually wearing blue colored clothing. If you've never met them before, you need to approach in red everything, except pants. They won't address you until you address them with the proper phrase, "Sup, blud?" and then proceed to form the word 'Blood' with your hands.

Just replace Compton with a middle-high class white neighborhood...
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GTAF members don't go outside sorry

What's an 'outside'?

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