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AI is too accurate.


Muirenn

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So, I wanted to kill some cops because they're annoying, but they're annoying, so I looked for a good place to bunker down where I couldn't be flanked or shot from above and they would just funnel towards me.

 

The subway, yay! Perfect!

 

Or so I thought.

 

Four Stars in and I start getting shot. From where? The only way the cops could get to me were from the stairs directly in front of me. But there were no cops on the stairs... They weren't in my line of sight and I wasn't in theirs... Or did I even need to be?

 

Even when cops weren't coming down the stairs, I could still hear gunfire. They were still shooting, but why? There were no other players nearby, so... Were they shooting at me?

 

Once this started happening, every so often I would take damage, or a puff of dust and a bullet hole would magically appear on the wall or floor around me. Where were these bullets coming from?

 

My health dwindled more and more, until suddenly...

 

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I'm in a front row seat watching Emeril.

 

The only logical explanation is that the cops are from Wanted and possess the ability to curve bullets.

 

Now, I am only left with questions... What is Emeril's role in all this? Is he the mastermind, the man behind the curtain in the world of Grand Theft Auto? Do we unlock this amazing skill for ourselves at level 8,000? Will Wane's blue nipples be our almighty saviors in these dark times?

 

These are the questions that vex me, but where are the answers that will pierce the heavens and bring light upon these mysteries?

 

Is it all... Just for naught?

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OmniCorp figured out how to create super NPCs without using a suit.

 

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Be afraid.

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wtf is a Gerald?

$20 for a 5 lb bag of coke and a forced oath of secrecy.

 

Now keep your mouth shut about me, you hear?

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I laughed harder than i supposed to when i see the blue nipples part.

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Oh god, how could I forget such an important detail...

 

The omniscience that the police possess... The way in which they pursue you for your crimes, even if they are not seen... Like the guards in Oblivion, they are all-seeing! All-seeing eye! Illuminati!

 

It's already happening, the universes are colliding!

 

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You think the police's aim is too accurate?Try to solo coveted on hard with a micro smg or try to run away from the professionals in an ingot.

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You think the police's aim is too accurate?Try to solo coveted on hard with a micro smg or try to run away from the professionals in an ingot.

 

Title: AI is too accurate.

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There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

 

"You are in a video game, Ermac."

 

The truth was a burning blue crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetitions of the act of collecting documents to give to a Cartel leader, the paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step.

 

I was in a video game.

 

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

 

"You are in a video game, Ermac."

 

The truth was a burning blue crack through my brain. Weapon statistics hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetitions of the act of collecting documents to give to a Cartel leader, the paranoid feel of someone controlling my every step.

 

I was in a video game.

 

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

 

Max Payne... Of course!

 

The pieces are coming together...

 

So what you're saying is we've reached the singularity?

 

No, but if everything stays on this course... If something doesn't flip the tables, we are all doomed.

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Tabula Rasa

Interesting..

Perhaps there was an opening somewhere..

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Tabula Rasa

Perhaps it was..

tada.gifYour lack of awareness...

Perhaps not

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matajuegos01

And here was OP, the final gunshot was an exclamation mark of everything that had led up to this point, the cop released the finger from the trigger, and then it was over.

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The subway stations are glitched and have invisible cops. Thats what killed you.

Also i LOVE THE AI OF THIS GAME. IT IS SO... SO DEFIANT, SO RELENTLESS. Thats one of the things i love of GTA V... And i loved Max Payne 3 imo the best third person shooter evermade.

Of course, its not R*s purpose on GTA:V to have such kind of badass AI, it is just balanced for the stupid auto-aim.... And not well balanced, auto-aim makes the AI inconsequential, it doesnt matter what they can do if you can insta-heashot them in a fraction of a sec.......

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42

 

4+2=6

 

It's March, which is the third month, and it's the sixth day. 3+6=9

 

9-6=3

 

Oh my god

 

Half-Life 3 confirmed! There may be hope yet!

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The Smart Pistol from Titanfall...

 

Just how far does this rabbit hole go? Will we fall forever?

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The tunnels. Which is also where the cops were when they shot you, probably.

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The tunnels. Which is also where the cops were, probably.

 

No, I checked. There were none down there with me.

 

I was at the subway entrance down from the main LSC everyone likes to troll around. I was camped out, like, 15 feet from the stairs, right behind the turnstiles.

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Omnifarious

 

42

 

4+2=6

 

It's March, which is the third month, and it's the sixth day. 3+6=9

 

9-6=3

 

Oh my god

 

Half-Life 3 confirmed! There may be hope yet!

 

I like you. Have I told you this?

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42

 

4+2=6

 

It's March, which is the third month, and it's the sixth day. 3+6=9

 

9-6=3

 

Oh my god

 

Half-Life 3 confirmed! There may be hope yet!

 

I like you. Have I told you this?

 

You just did. *smack* STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL I'm sorry!

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xInfamousRYANx

One problem with your post why is wanes the only one credited or mentioned when talking about the blue nipples glitch. I got em too. I am hurt

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oh my

How was Emeril, Muirenn?

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oh my

How was Emeril, Muirenn?

 

Oh, it was absolutely splendid.

 

He called me onto the stage to assist in putting together a couple dishes. We made the most fabulous pork chops and a lovely banana cream pie. The taste was simply divine.

 

But behind all the showmanship is nothing more than a game of cat and mouse. He thinks he has the upper-hand, but I see through his dastardly wiles... He will not catch me off guard, not even with his deliciously enticing desserts.

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AI is too accurate while driving car

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Make it so that in auto-aim Lobbies they have 100% aim and in Freeaim they're accuracy is about 40-50%

 

Porblem solvered

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Zerodragon Z

The other day I was doing Rooftop Rumble, and I somehow got shot from the NPC while in my car. I checked ALL the mirrors from my car (I was driving the Roosevelt at the time) and not a SINGLE mirror was broken. So how the f*ck did bullet hit me without breaking any of my windows?

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