I have an inquiry about strippers.

[Wrath049]

Why are they so much hotter in Single Player? It seems pretty weird, they could at least actually strip but nope, no compensation for their ugly faces, utter peculiarity, saggy tits and terrible voices.

Edited March 7, 2014 by Wrath049

[Tritium]

And saggy tits.

[Vehicles]

They knew people are going straight to online after buying gta so they put the better strippers in sp.

[The Angel King]

I want the silver fox in SP on MP.

[Mikeol1987]

Theres nothing hot about virtual women.

[The Angel King]

Theres nothing hot about virtual women.

Tell that to my wife.....one of her favorite things to do is "make it rain"...

[Juanfartez]

Stay away from day strippers. Single moms with drug habits and cesarean scars. When they strut across the bar cover your drink things fall off of them.

[Mikeol1987]

 

Theres nothing hot about virtual women.

 

Tell that to my wife.....one of her favorite things to do is "make it rain"...

haha dude alls I can say is I hope its her GTA $ and not yours shes raining all over the vanilla unicorn.

[Wrath049]

And saggy tits.

Fixed.

[E•MO•TION]

Don't you dare talk about Nikki like that.

[Wrath049]

I want the silver fox in SP on MP.

The what?

[I will pwn you newbs]

Stay away from day strippers. Single moms with drug habits and cesarean scars. When they strut across the bar cover your drink things fall off of them.

I'll take a cesarean scar over some loose nasty pussy any day of the week

[Jolly Swagman]

OP wants to be like:

but the online strippers arent doing it for him

[gear999]

OP wants to be like:

but the online strippers arent doing it for him

He wants to be a golden KFC nugget man?

[The Angel King]

 

I want the silver fox in SP on MP.

The what?

 

Juliet is her name.

 

 

 

Theres nothing hot about virtual women.

Tell that to my wife.....one of her favorite things to do is "make it rain"...

haha dude alls I can say is I hope its her GTA $ and not yours shes raining all over the vanilla unicorn.

 

Wouldn't be my wife if she didn't haha She also somehow conned me out of my first garage. Started out being half mine.....she's taking everything and we are not even divorced yet..LOL

[Ai®a©ob®a]

OP wants to be like:

but the online strippers arent doing it for him

OMG I laughed harder then i probably should've at this.

 

Where do you find these things?

[VersaceVersace]

OP wants to be like:

but the online strippers arent doing it for him

 

 

 

flame atronach

[Drunken Cowboy]

Never have I seen the word "inquiry" and "strippers" in the same sentence.

[Jolly Swagman]

 

OP wants to be like:

but the online strippers arent doing it for him

OMG I laughed harder then i probably should've at this.

 

Where do you find these things?

 

I normally just google image search but i actually saw this one in an article about a guy who found this in his cheetos packet and thought I have to use it. I wouldn't recommend doing an image search for "masturbating man" especially at work.

[VercettiCrimeFamily]

Fap fap.

[coach_wargo]

I want the silver fox in SP on MP.

 

Try the SP to MP glitch?

[Tabula Rasa]

We need a stripper's dlc; more strippers please; also more strippers for the apartment....it sucks watching one guy get a lap dance..its a bit of a buzz killer to be honest.

[Jolly Swagman]

We need a stripper's dlc; more strippers please; also more strippers for the apartment....it sucks watching one guy get a lap dance..its a bit of a buzz killer to be honest.

Chrome strippers

[Tabula Rasa]

Not a chrome man, but I would prefer a plethora of virtual naked women, occupying all danceable space of my characters apartment at all times.

 

When I invite friends I want them to be annoyed because strippers keep bumping into them, as if its unlikely they would not be mentioned due to their great numbers. Also domesticated hookers, I'm sure they would appreciate a bed, and a place to stay for a bit; the screen could fade to black for a moment than when it fades in she could be smoking a cigarette if you tapped A enough.

Edited March 7, 2014 by Tabula Rasa

[xInfamousRYANx]

I think Juliet infernus and cheetah are the sexiest in sp. In mp there is only one to go for. Nikki

Edited March 7, 2014 by xInfamousRYANx