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Trolling with a Cargo Bob


KeeNer187

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So somebody mentioned taking people personal vehicles and trashing them in water to destroy them on their dime. So I went and got a cargo bob and decided to do some menacing myself. I seen that there was a high priority car available to I went and picked it up. I went downtown where most of the players were and flew really low smashing the priority vehicle into peoples cars it was pretty satisfying up until...

 

Until about 10 minutes ago I picked up a cargo bob at the airport then I seen that two players were in a high priority vehicle headed toward LSC by the airport.

 

They drive in and I land on the roof of the gas pumps and jump out with my new assault rifle and wait. They drive out and stall momentarily letting me kill both of them. Jump in the cargo bob and spin it so they can't shoot me and manage to quickly pick it up quite fast. So they are both shooting at me while I am laughing my ass off flying away.

 

As I am flying towards simeons spot the port one of the guys calls the mercenaries to attack me. LOL. I land at the spot and have to kill one car load of goons. I jump into the car forgetting about the cops, call lester and get rid of the cops and collect the 8,000 for a car i didn't paint.

 

So you're sitting there thinking "cool story bro" but that's not it. They wanted REVENGE. So I see them on my map approaching me in the same car at a fast rate of speed so I fly my cargo bob to the corner of the island and get out. So they park near by and get out. I take cover so I can see where they and I spot a bright baby blue Adder (your favorites). So one guy gets close and I pop out with one shot gun blast to the chest. Pull out my G36 and shoot the other guy behind a concrete meridian. So at this point my plan was to get the cargo bob and take there Adder and dump it in the ocean but they spawned close by.

 

So I fly over the building where you bring simeon his cars and land. They both follow on foot. When they get to the corner of the building I jump back in the cargo bob and fly over to their car. I swear it took me an eternity to pick the thing up. One of them was shooting the back of the heli the whole time but luckily I got it and took off into the sunset dropping that 12,500 dollar whip into the ocean.

 

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Tabula Rasa

Good job; I like to drop dumps on people; or go off the radar and drop surprise dumps.

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I find it both hilarious and mean. Hopefully they were not like level 2 lol

One of them was level 53 and I'm not sure about the other. I was on my level 28 account too lol

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Good job; I like to drop dumps on people; or go off the radar and drop surprise dumps.

 

I'm laughing way more than I should.

 

I'm such a child.

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da_illest101

Cool story bro. No seriously it was a cool story and a good read. I'm thinking about doing this myself now

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Nice, i love cargobob trolls.

My favorite thing to do is look for people with microphones and pick up their PVs, with or without them in it, and tell them stupid sh*t like "Sir, im reposessing your car for failing to keep up with your payments" or something like that... The reactions and loud shrieks from these poor badtards are priceless :)

 

Then i drop the PV into for zancudo (if the driver is still inside)

 

 

Good times.

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I do like the fact that you don't pay insurance if someone's car decides to spontaneously and accidentally detach itself from your Cargobob over the Alamo Sea.

I merely jest and don't do it to everyone, but it is satisfying to hook a troll's car and take it for an afternoon swim.

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GTAMYBABIES

Wow. It's like no ever thought of this before. There is a stories thread.

 

 

Internet sarcasm

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My friend and I used to take his Bobulatory to find the Simeon car and we used to just pick it up and put it on top of a roof, watch all the people on the ground circle the area and look for it like it was glitched.

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the way you wrote that made me read the whole thing

 

great story telling

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Tabula Rasa

 

Good job; I like to drop dumps on people; or go off the radar and drop surprise dumps.

 

I'm laughing way more than I should.

 

I'm such a child.

 

How come; you never drop dumps on people? Try squishing snipers with dumps its fun, they just sit up there all safe and than...giphy.gif

... dump in the face.

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Blade Kratos

I had a griefer try something like that with me, I picked up the high priority car and was headed to a LSC shop to respray it all the while checking my radar constantly for people coming after me when I noticed a fast moving chopper/plane coming after me so I hoped out of it and planted some stickey bombs on the car and ran away making it seem like I was scared. Sure enough it was a carbobob and he went straight to hookup to the car, he didnt even see it coming and I laughed my ass off. Anytime I take the high priority car now I always plant stickey bombs on it lol.

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Fail_At_GTA

If I ever go to the little heliport in Los Santos and see someone's personal vehicle, I call up my Cargobob, pick it up, throw it in the water, and continue with my day.

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Wow. It's like no ever thought of this before. There is a stories thread.

Internet sarcasm

Get a f*cking avatar, dickhead.

 

Internet science.

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GTAMYBABIES

 

Wow. It's like no ever thought of this before. There is a stories thread.

Internet sarcasm

Get a f*cking avatar, dickhead.

 

Internet science.

Make me.

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The only way that could be anymore satisfying is if the Adder was chrome.

Good post :)

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En1gma 0nyx

chradders begone! lol @CReaper210......but to the OP great job...i enjoyed reading that

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The only way that could be anymore satisfying is if the Adder was chrome.

Good post :)

I wish it was too

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