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I found out why tank trolls kill so much.


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I hate when stupid people say how their experience explains why everyone else does something.

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If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

Not everyone drives one to kill, some of us just like driving them. Yeah it's a rare thing, but there are friendly tankers out there with no interest in PvP.

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WTFThisIsntWii

I'm pretty sure that you don't get all the color unlocks on most of the guns or 500 headshots or an HONEST K/D ratio from using the tanks. I'm good with any weapon in the game so your just spewing drivel because you don't understand that some people just like to be assholes in addition to their skill.

You are extremely bad at quoting, you quoted a whole pyramid of replies twice. People who think they're good at something and like to tell others how good they are generally aren't good, they're useless. They just talk themselves up to inflate their ego. Are you not comfortable enough being yourself? Do you feel the need to convince yourself that you're better then everyone else? Are you that insecure? I know I'm not the best at every weapon and I'm man enough to admit it. But if throwing your achievements out there to seem superior helps you sleep at night go for it. At the end of the day when the Xbox is turned off I'm happy with where I am in life and don't need to impress others.

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Brazilian Mermaid

It's a cycle, some tanks attacked random players, now random players attack random tanks. When I drive a tank I usually make sure I am mean no harm. I use my horn to greet players, don't go in their direction. I rarely use my tank, and when I use it I mostly do it to destroy other tanks. But sometimes I face someone who throws sticky bombs or fires at me and I terminate them.

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WTFThisIsntWii

I hate when stupid people say how their experience explains why everyone else does something.

From my experience as a forum member, I think I know why you're saying that... :p

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beat_savy_9

Damn f*cking right am I butthurt, sometimes I like to mod my car and I hate exiting LSC to see a f*cking tank camping there. Not only do I get blown up, I have to pay my insurance which is around $9000 usually. Plus I spawn on foot nearby and bam dead again. f*ck tanks who camp LSC.

 

 

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WTFThisIsntWii

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

Not everyone drives one to kill, some of us just like driving them. Yeah it's a rare thing, but there are friendly tankers out there with no interest in PvP.

Yeah I understand that but 99% of the time they're not friendly and it was more aimed at the majority who use it to grief.

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There's multiple motives for tank trolling, I do maybe once every couple weeks to free my mind of college related stuff and have a good laugh instead of being the one laughed at for a change. :)

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I hate when stupid people say how their experience explains why everyone else does something.

From my experience as a forum member, I think I know why you're saying that... :p

Yea. Happens from time to time.

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uptownrockstar

You have to understand you are naturally considered a threat and treated as such.

 

why are you approaching people in a tank?

To showoff your tank? To give them a ride?

 

I bet the people who don't attack you, flea the moment they see you! Yet you still come around with your death machine beeping the horn(never knew they even had horns). Shame they keep trolling you, smh

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ShinobiFixer

I've had tanks just drive right past me, those were pleasant and peaceful times.

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If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

 

a) people who say this are the high level guys using mini guns and rpgs against low level players.

 

b) you drive a butt ugly super car backwards and deserve to have your car blown up. a car unlocked with glitched money 90% of the time.

 

c) what the hell is wrong with you? why are you constantly thinking about the other guys dick? its ok if your gay just be honest with your self.

 

d) stop crying

 

when low level guys start shooting at my tank i let them know if they stop right now they will be left alone. i know the sight of a tank is enough to cause players to have their jimmies rustled. i tend to go after high level players in crews griefing the entire lobby because they have a good chance at defending themselves. but if you keep following my tank trying to hit me with sticky bombs or your one of those closet gay guys that sees a tank and jumps straight to the talk of penis, well then your spawn kill.

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EddieSmithson

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

 

 

See how mad you are?

 

THAT'S why I use tanks;)

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It's a cycle, some tanks attacked random players, now random players attack random tanks. When I drive a tank I usually make sure I am mean no harm. I use my horn to greet players, don't go in their direction. I rarely use my tank, and when I use it I mostly do it to destroy other tanks. But sometimes I face someone who throws sticky bombs or fires at me and I terminate them.

 

I'll park my car on top of you then, for that is my only safe spot from tanks :catloaf:

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it happened to me few days ago. I was in my tank not even bothering this guy near me, I could have easily shot him and blew up his car but I let him be. he drives up right next to my tank and throws a stickie bomb on my tank.. he was right next to me so I made a slight turn in his direction and ran over his car.


It's a cycle, some tanks attacked random players, now random players attack random tanks. When I drive a tank I usually make sure I am mean no harm. I use my horn to greet players, don't go in their direction. I rarely use my tank, and when I use it I mostly do it to destroy other tanks. But sometimes I face someone who throws sticky bombs or fires at me and I terminate them.

 

I like you :3

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Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

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Cant-B-Faded

Of course they did- gotta get a few shots in before the tank kills you, right? You expect people to give you the benefit of the doubt? Pfffffft!

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Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

It's 'you're'...

 

And please don't try to compare real life to a game. In real life, when you die, you don't respawn.

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Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

It's 'you're'...

 

And please don't try to compare real life to a game. In real life, when you die, you don't respawn.

 

You do respawn, I heard R* hotfixed that, I think you should try it.

 

Report back to us when you're done.

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Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

It's 'you're'...

 

And please don't try to compare real life to a game. In real life, when you die, you don't respawn.

 

You do respawn, I heard R* hotfixed that, I think you should try it.

 

Report back to us when you're done.

 

But I pwn in realz life brah... Come at me!

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Ai®a©ob®a

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield,

No you didn't because the tank doesn't spawn there when you call for it & you're just a tank griefer who is trying to brag but don't want to seem like your bragging by saying you "found" it and was just defending yourself.

I've had tanks just drive right past me, those were pleasant and peaceful times.

If i'm in my tank it's for a reason to go and get another tank killing people i won't shoot you i'll drive pass you and honk my horn to let you know i'm friendly but if you lob a stickie at me or shoot an RPG at me i'll kill you then move on i won't spawn kill you

 

Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

It's 'you're'...

 

And please don't try to compare real life to a game. In real life, when you die, you don't respawn.

 

Pigs are flyin because i actually liked one of your post

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I've never been in a tank not even when i had those billions gifted. I even avoid getting in tanks in deathmatches because of the stigma attached to them. There is just something about going in a tank at the moment where you just appear to be an a-hole as there is no point to them as the game stands.

Anyone that gets into a tank is; 1. Looking to either be attacked so they can justify fighting back, 2. Just in it with the intent to troll others or 3. see it as an easy way to boost their k/d ratio.

For those that say they have a tank just to drive around in wouldn't spend all that cash just to do that.

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Having a tank means your a 'pussy bitch'...

 

Hear that America! All your soldiers are pussy bitches!!!

 

They're definately not as courageous as the guys they're fighting, that's for sure.

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This just in:

 

People who get over it can enjoy the game again!

 

Come on, people-- let's all just get a good kick out of how the LSPD fails to recognize a tank rolling through town as an imminent threat. Players aren't that stupid, is all. :)

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I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

 

o'rly

 

Then explain why I got killed for just getting in my car, never harming the guy in the tank?

 

And I couldn't be bothered to get my tank out, so I just called MMI and took my Turismo out after he paid the fine, and went on my merry way again.

 

Because most players in a tank, regardless of the reasoning for them getting a tank, think even people on foot will attack them. Because it really does happen.

Most of the time, when I get in a tank, usually to kill a griefer in a tank, someone on foot who I never even shot at starts attacking me for no reason.

 

But I don't do that anymore. I used to like destroying the griefers, but most people in GTAO are generally a**holes anyways, so I gave up.

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If I grab a tank to go after a tank, I don't even hesitate as I cruise right past players who shoot at me. Most get the idea, but there will always be people who react differently. Even the very same person who has done the opposite in the past, can decide to play this one out another way.

 

Why do so many people think of player behavior so definitively..? This whole "People in tanks always.." crap is so short-sighted.

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WTFThisIsntWii

I've had tanks just drive right past me, those were pleasant and peaceful times.

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WTFThisIsntWii

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

a) people who say this are the high level guys using mini guns and rpgs against low level players.

 

b) you drive a butt ugly super car backwards and deserve to have your car blown up. a car unlocked with glitched money 90% of the time.

 

c) what the hell is wrong with you? why are you constantly thinking about the other guys dick? its ok if your gay just be honest with your self.

 

d) stop crying

 

when low level guys start shooting at my tank i let them know if they stop right now they will be left alone. i know the sight of a tank is enough to cause players to have their jimmies rustled. i tend to go after high level players in crews griefing the entire lobby because they have a good chance at defending themselves. but if you keep following my tank trying to hit me with sticky bombs or your one of those closet gay guys that sees a tank and jumps straight to the talk of penis, well then your spawn kill.

a) At least if someone uses a minigun or RPG you stand a chance of killing them with the average SMG, pistol or rifle. FYI I don't have any of those unlocked yet but nice try.

 

b) No one would be dumb enough to reverse their car towards a tank so that makes no sense. The glitched money is a bold assumption lots of players still play legitimately.

 

c) No one around here is crying they're just expressing their dislike for tank griefers you don't have to cry about everything you hate.

 

d) Gay jokes aren't funny, there's nothing wrong with being gay. I clearly have a girlfriend so if it was directed at me personally it's ineffective. Plus the fact that you have called someone gay as a derogatory insult shows how narrow minded you are.

 

So your argument is based on bold accusations, wild assumptions and accusing people of being gay. It doesn't change the fact the almost all the players who take their tank out in Freeroam are looking to grief. You could be shopping and a tank outside just blew your PV up. You turn a corner and a tanks waiting to kill you repeatedly. You are in a f*cking armoured vehicle with a cannon. No one is going to be able to take you down unless they have a tank or a lot of RPGs. This shows you are happy to kill players minding their own business or players who have no way to retaliate making it a one sided fight and you know that.

 

Why not get out on foot and use your rifle? Is it because then they would stand a chance of killing you? We all know how you don't want a fair fight you just want to spawn kill players because you're an asshole.

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