I found out why tank trolls kill so much.

[Mr_Goldcard]

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

[Ayes]

k

[El Zodape]

Plot twist: tank trolls were the victims the whole time.

[XJpostman]

Plot twist: tank trolls were the victims the whole time.

Lol

 

Even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn't have seen this one coming.

Edited March 6, 2014 by XJpostman

[Kampioen]

"I had to defend myself so I killed them for the next 30 minutes

 

lol

[Franceska]

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

 

o'rly

 

Then explain why I got killed for just getting in my car, never harming the guy in the tank?

 

And I couldn't be bothered to get my tank out, so I just called MMI and took my Turismo out after he paid the fine, and went on my merry way again.

Edited March 6, 2014 by Franceska

[WTFThisIsntWii]

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

[Special Agent 25]

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

 

Pics or didnt happen.

Edited March 6, 2014 by L5B4LIF3

[nitefallz]

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

 

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

[Kampioen]

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

 

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

 

 

You're still a pussy bitch for being in a tank.

[GR Choke]

 

 

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

Pics or didnt happen.

A video would be better

[xcaliber81]

Its just a game people.

[nitefallz]

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

 

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

 

 

You're still a pussy bitch for being in a tank.

 

You don't understand the definition of a troll, or chaos, or mayhem, do you? They didn't teach those words in special ed classes did they.

[Mr_Goldcard]

 

I grabbed a tank I found in Mckienzie Airfield, and I was driving around not killing anybody I was just passing by and players just get close to me and start throwing greandes and stickys at me. I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

 

Pics or didnt happen.

I did. I found it there, I was on a plane and saw a guy parachuting his way to the airfield and I killed him with the fan rotors and thats when I got the tank.

[xInfamousRYANx]

I get attacked all the time out in the boonyes in a tank some one has to try and blow mine up even though I am bothering nobody

Edited March 6, 2014 by xInfamousRYANx

[SirPhilMcKraken]

I got my tank out the other day to go on a cop rampage around the expensive apartment, thinking other people might join in. There was about 6 people around there and I clearly was just driving past them or pressing the horn to show that I wasn't going after them and I had stickies thrown at me, rockets and grenades fired at me, people driving their cars into me etc. Someone else got their tank out started shooting me.

 

I will never fire my tank at players unless provoked because I've been on the receiving end of tank killing streaks many times.

[WTFThisIsntWii]

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

 

You're still a pussy bitch for being in a tank.

 

You don't understand the definition of a troll, or chaos, or mayhem, do you? They didn't teach those words in special ed classes did they.

I believe he used the phrase "pussy bitch" which means someone who uses an armoured vehicle with a cannon to kill a player using a rifle or pistol. Did they not teach you how to read?

[Tymerc]

I have no problems with tanks. If they attack me, I rpg them to death, or go off the radar and jack it (since apparently sniping no longer works?). When I go in my own tank, I leave players alone unless they attack me. Even then, I only kill the person(s) who attacked me, and leave innocents alone. I usually just like to go on 5 star sprees in seclusion from other players and see how long my tank survives.

Edited March 6, 2014 by Tymerc

[ILL]

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

LIES!!

[nitefallz]

 

 

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

 

You're still a pussy bitch for being in a tank.

 

You don't understand the definition of a troll, or chaos, or mayhem, do you? They didn't teach those words in special ed classes did they.

I believe he used the phrase "pussy bitch" which means someone who uses an armoured vehicle with a cannon to kill a player using a rifle or pistol. Did they not teach you how to read?

 

 

 

 

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

I do it because I can and I like giving other people a hard time. Don't give a f*ck about the insurance bills and will still dominate on foot. No need to over compensate either.

 

You're still a pussy bitch for being in a tank.

 

You don't understand the definition of a troll, or chaos, or mayhem, do you? They didn't teach those words in special ed classes did they.

I believe he used the phrase "pussy bitch" which means someone who uses an armoured vehicle with a cannon to kill a player using a rifle or pistol. Did they not teach you how to read?

 

Like I said, you don't know what you're talking about and don't understand a f*cking thing I said.

 

I'm pretty sure that you don't get all the color unlocks on most of the guns or 500 headshots or an HONEST K/D ratio from using the tanks. I'm good with any weapon in the game so your just spewing drivel because you don't understand that some people just like to be assholes in addition to their skill.

[The Spook]

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

This right here. Main reason people use tanks.

 

Furthermore, I might die 12 times in a row fighting the tank, but when I do finally destroy it and the weakling driving it? They all 9 times out of 10 do 1 of 2 things:

 

1.) Respawn in passive mode and call another tank.

 

2.) Leave the session.

Edited March 6, 2014 by The Spook

[am30]

I'm an equal opportunities griefer. Tanks, sniping at LSC and tank spawns, car bombs, exploding people in shops, merc's, muggers and bounties on randoms, sticky bombs on heli's and planes, cargobobbing PV's out of the impound and putting them in inaccessible places etc etc.

 

Why? Because I can and I'm often bored in public lobbies. I figure if you can't beat the 'em, join them and have a laugh at someone else. It's just a game.

[CarimboHanky]

i hve to agree with OP i have done the test my self and i always get attacked.

 

not all takers go on killing sprees, the other day i was playing, there was a tank heading my way, i proceed to hide my car in a alley, when to the sidewalk and did the "salute" the guy stopped, pointed at me, honk the horn and when on his way!

 

weird day in gtao for sure!

[Snake Without a Tongue]

I had to defend myself so I killed them for thr next 30 minutes

 

 

Zimmerman! It's not self defense if you follow them home.

[Kracus]

In other news beer makes you drunk!

[am30]

i hve to agree with OP i have done the test my self and i always get attacked.

 

not all takers go on killing sprees, the other day i was playing, there was a tank heading my way, i proceed to hide my car in a alley, when to the sidewalk and did the "salute" the guy stopped, pointed at me, honk the horn and when on his way!

 

weird day in gtao for sure!

 

I like doing that, especially if the other person is on their mic. The terror when they see a tank and the relief when I give a friendly honk and am on my merry way to LSC for a peaceful cruise in something different.

[Jyra]

Demand Equal Rights for Tankers!

[beat_savy_9]

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

this post indicates butthurt to me, idk

[WTFThisIsntWii]

 

 

If I saw a tank driving towards me I'd also throw stuff at it. They do it because:

 

a) They stand no chance at PvP on foot so resort to using a tank against people. Because they're useless, unskilled players who hate losing and like to pick on defenceless players.

 

b) They want to destroy PVs without paying insurance. Because they're cheap a**holes.

 

c) They feel the need to over compensate because of their small d*ck and lack of balls.

 

d) All of the above.

this post indicates butthurt to me, idk

Damn f*cking right am I butthurt, sometimes I like to mod my car and I hate exiting LSC to see a f*cking tank camping there. Not only do I get blown up, I have to pay my insurance which is around $9000 usually. Plus I spawn on foot nearby and bam dead again. f*ck tanks who camp LSC.

[Franceska]

Demand Equal Rights for Tankers!

 

why are the nipples censored, what's this for cowsh*t.