10 Things players do to feel tough, but really make them look WEAK

[Misanthrope Z]

Tank shifts.

 

quiet, you're gonna make scubadiverdave come up in here trying to show us his toy tank collection

[backward_axis]

A few months back I had the pleasure to overhear two gentlemen arguing in freeroam. It was your standard wannabe, thuggish, immabadassinreallife type of argument. Back and forth until Scholar #1 issues the challenge to #2 to travel to his house in real life for a nice physical altercation to settle the issue. Not being one to back away from anything, Scholar #2 inquires as to #1's location.

For several seconds, one could practically hear the gears grinding as #1 thought of the most stereotypically tough and gangbangy locale mainstream media has taught him.

And, of course, his reply was "Compton, bitch!"

Not to be outdone in the tough and gangbangy locale department, #2 pauses and responds with "Uh, I'm in Compton too, bitch!"

Their argument died right after, but to this day, I like to think they located one another and found true happiness together.

[Red Lynx 23]

People who drive around in a Turismo, shooting other players because of how difficult it is to get shot inside one. But that happened last night so I broke out my RPG.

[mareepx]

I am worse than a tank, I troll you with a Buzzard, giggedy.giggedy..

Think of a strategy to counter it....

miniguns

and also its harder to hit people with buzzards, i'd much rather face a buzzard

[Dubdropper]

There's nothing wrong with setting bounties. I love bounties. I set bounties on people just so I have a target to kill lmao

[Shaenno]

Strongly agree on #1. Especially in crew fights! Jesus, not even sure if they are just using the tanks to increase their k/d ratio or just plain wussy. Pick a fight with me, sure, but bringing out the tanks after 3 kills on ya is just a loser move. Heard that we can't snipe tanks anymore too, much tanks such losers wow.

[SMFtwstdHICK]

1 using tanks

2 calling mercs / placing bounties

3 driving entity backwards and shooting

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge

9 sabotaging missions

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them

 

got any to add?

So, basically playing the game the way they want? And you're butt hurt about it?

 

Got it..

[craftyard]

People who try to camp you and then call you a pussy when you just leave the session or start a mission. Yeah... Because I'm seriously going to waste time with you when I could be doing something more fun or productive.

 

People who think they're morally better because they play without aiming lock-on, or race without catch-up/slip-streams on. If you want to do that then fine, but don't act like an uppity asshole to people who choose not to play exactly the same way as you.

 

People on the forums who say something along the lines of "if someone kills me, I kill them 20 times in return". Yeah... No you don't. Okay, maybe a handful of people actually manage to do that, but do you have any idea how difficult it would be to get a 20-1 kill streak against someone? 95% of the people who say something like that are bullsh*tting.

[Tali vas Normandy]

Using sticky bombs all the time in vehicles.

Its even funnier when those players complain about being poor.

Like if you would learn to shoot you would have more cash

[Misanthrope Z]

People on the forums who say something along the lines of "if someone kills me, I kill them 20 times in return". Yeah... No you don't. Okay, maybe a handful of people actually manage to do that, but do you have any idea how difficult it would be to get a 20-1 kill streak against someone? 95% of the people who say something like that are bullsh*tting.

it's not hard if you own a tank

[ashbashbluesfan]

People who try to camp you and then call you a pussy when you just leave the session or start a mission. Yeah... Because I'm seriously going to waste time with you when I could be doing something more fun or productive.

 

People who think they're morally better because they play without aiming lock-on, or race without catch-up/slip-streams on. If you want to do that then fine, but don't act like an uppity asshole to people who choose not to play exactly the same way as you.

 

People on the forums who say something along the lines of "if someone kills me, I kill them 20 times in return". Yeah... No you don't. Okay, maybe a handful of people actually manage to do that, but do you have any idea how difficult it would be to get a 20-1 kill streak against someone? 95% of the people who say something like that are bullsh*tting.

It's actually easy to get 20-1, try driving around reverse shooting in an entity, do it to a low rank player with no explosives and it's actually impossible to be killed, gta is easy anyway just the other day i got 36-1 on foot just vs 1 guy up in paleto bay, my 1 death was trying to golf club him for a laugh, 65-0 in a tank once is my best ever, i have no idea why he didn't leave either.

 

I'd just like to clarify that i was attacked first, in both cases and i was in the tank doing crime awards before you hate

[Dr Murder]

My my .. That is true grief .. They need to patch Entity justfor that.. Eww absolute poo who does that..... All I doo if you reverse Entity me...

Trust me I will pay your insurance .. BOOM

[jeager1999]

Killing (Or Trying To At Least) players in Passive Mode. I get mad when all I want to do is play mission and make money while everyone else in the damn session are just blood thirsty "Shot First Ask Questions Later" A-Holes. I wonder if any of these idiots know you pay their medical bills if you kill a passive player?

[SJH1991]

I am worse than a tank, I troll you with a Buzzard, giggedy.giggedy..

Think of a strategy to counter it....

It's easier to kill someone in a buzzard than it is a tank...

[JiNX77]

 

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

 

F**k off, I have to go to work and I don't have time for this sh!t. No quarrel with the rest, maybe add campers inside your garage if that was not already what you meant.

[gta3wasmute89]

 

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.Usually when I'm done shopping I pull out a gun and look around me, or I'm not shopping at all.

[chainsoar]

when i put my mic in, i like to have a voice changer on so i sound like a squirrel

 

people use it as an excuse to get angry and flaunt their E-masculinity, bragging about how deep and manly sounding their voices are....to a guy purposely using a voice changer

 

 

just makes them look like huge homosexuals.

 

Do you have some kind of problem with homosexuals?

[Misanthrope Z]

 

when i put my mic in, i like to have a voice changer on so i sound like a squirrel

 

people use it as an excuse to get angry and flaunt their E-masculinity, bragging about how deep and manly sounding their voices are....to a guy purposely using a voice changer

 

 

just makes them look like huge homosexuals.

 

Do you have some kind of problem with homosexuals?

 

could you like

 

stop taking my posts way out of context

[Levi_ACTIONSLAX]

People who go out of their way to come over and kill you... Then do a runner in their cars like cockroaches. If you're gonna provoke.. At least have the balls to see where it ends up. If they do a runner, I just send mercs and put a cheap assed bounty on em. Like I'll dirty my own hands with cowards.

[TheMakwaWarrior]

What else are we suppose to do?

[JC Hammer]

Killing (Or Trying To At Least) players in Passive Mode. I get mad when all I want to do is play mission and make money while everyone else in the damn session are just blood thirsty "Shot First Ask Questions Later" A-Holes. I wonder if any of these idiots know you pay their medical bills if you kill a passive player?

Ya, the $70 is killing me!

[giraffeboy]

1 using tanks

2 calling mercs / placing bounties

3 driving entity backwards and shooting

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge

9 sabotaging missions

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them

 

got any to add?

 

1 - depends on how you use them, nothing wrong with going to town on the boys in blue, griefing with them is a bitch move though

2 - kinda disagree, I'll set bounties for no reason at all sometimes. Bounty tag is a fun game too, and I'll always put one on a tank, whoever gets him deserves the money imo. If you mean "wahhhh he killed me, I'm gonna bounty him" then yeah I guess you're right.

3 - yeah kinda

4 - hmmm, well I don't hunt them down, but if they're just standing there I'm not swerving out of anyones way lol

5 - I agree, but I do it all the time, I can't help it, if there's a supercar in the impound when I pick up, the jerry can's coming out. My record is three cars and a bike at once

6 - yeah bitch move, my housemate does this and I can't understand how it's fun

7 - yeah bitch move, lol at people who run to a private session. Seriously, it's $9k tops, so you're gonna hide on your own for an hour when you could do most missions in 5 mins to earn more. Evading bounties is great fun too, or if you dont wanna do that then just take the death and move on with your day.

8 - yeah i guess, although if I see someone in LSC while I'm arriving I'll wait outside behind cover and wait for them to go as I assume that they'll wait and kill me once I've been in there, happened too many times to get burnt again. This sometimes leads to hostile encounters lol

9 - most definitely

10 - yeah, it is mostly, but it depends. If someones a dick or doesn't play like a team on mission, then it's ok, they'd probably shoot you first if you let them anyway.

[Bozzah]

Killing (Or Trying To At Least) players in Passive Mode. I get mad when all I want to do is play mission and make money while everyone else in the damn session are just blood thirsty "Shot First Ask Questions Later" A-Holes. I wonder if any of these idiots know you pay their medical bills if you kill a passive player?

you know, I have more than enough money for my needs and my favorite time killer now are freeroam carnages... And paying a medical bill of under 500 bucks is NOTHING, I sould even pay 10k per passive mode kill...

 

When I start fighting with some guys and they switch to passive mode after they kill me, I will definitely get either a tank, a chopper or a firetruck just so they cannot feel safe anymore. It's the bitch mode... I understand that if a player who obviously just doesn't want to shoot and want to do some other stuff (whatever that could be... maybe strip club? )

But if the guy first starts shooting at you and then switches into passive mode because he sees you're better than him, he deserves to get punished.

[JC Hammer]

 

Killing (Or Trying To At Least) players in Passive Mode. I get mad when all I want to do is play mission and make money while everyone else in the damn session are just blood thirsty "Shot First Ask Questions Later" A-Holes. I wonder if any of these idiots know you pay their medical bills if you kill a passive player?

you know, I have more than enough money for my needs and my favorite time killer now are freeroam carnages... And paying a medical bill of under 500 bucks is NOTHING, I sould even pay 10k per passive mode kill...

 

When I start fighting with some guys and they switch to passive mode after they kill me, I will definitely get either a tank, a chopper or a firetruck just so they cannot feel safe anymore. It's the bitch mode... I understand that if a player who obviously just doesn't want to shoot and want to do some other stuff (whatever that could be... maybe strip club? )

But if the guy first starts shooting at you and then switches into passive mode because he sees you're better than him, he deserves to get punished.

 

Or "that guy" in Passive camped on top of Tinsel Towers with the sniper rifle! Ya, he just wants to be left alone until someone comes in range..

[Logic301]

"That guy" that goes into the IAA building in Online to snipe the living sh*t out of weazel plaza residents.

[ditsall22]

How could you forgot the most important stuff!

 

Killing players in an auto-aim lobby.... hahahahahhahahahahha then they think there good lol.

 

Putting sticky bombs in front of simeons garage.

 

Triple teaming 1 player! llolololol

 

Sticky bombs outside of mod shop.

 

Using buzzard cause their free-aim gun game is terrible.

 

man the list goes on!

Oh yeah!

 

We all know that 1 guy that will come back 30min after getting wrecked in a 1v1 to kill you back 1 time then get his ass outta there. Feeling satisfied with that 4-17 lawl.

[Evictious]

Planting a Sticky Bomb outside the entrance to a shop.

Parking a Helicopter with the tail blade right in front of a stop door, so when people walk out they hit the tail blade.

 

Biggest thing people do to look tough in GTAO = Tank Grief

[ashbashbluesfan]

I love parking my chrome and hot pink $ wheel troll car outside simeons garage and locking it, I did this last night as soon as i saw someone getting the car, he eventually got there and tried to move it for about 10-15 minutes, then he blew it up and paid the $12500 and he still couldn't get in because of the wreckage, so i stole a random car threw a sticky on it and went off the radar, killed him and blew up simeons car xD

[blk95ta]

I came out of lsc last night after selling a car and some asshat tried running me over after i deposited the cash. He hits me, i fall over and as i get up he throws a grenade at me. I quickly left the session before it blew up using the d pad. It blew while i was in the air. Haha no kill for you asshat and you wasted a grenade. I hope your vacca was too close to the explosion and blew up too.

[ashbashbluesfan]

I came out of lsc last night after selling a car and some asshat tried running me over after i deposited the cash. He hits me, i fall over and as i get up he throws a grenade at me. I quickly left the session before it blew up using the d pad. It blew while i was in the air. Haha no kill for you asshat and you wasted a grenade. I hope your vacca was too close to the explosion and blew up too.

Why leave the session and let him win? I'd have took the death and then spawn killed him until he left.