10 Things players do to feel tough, but really make them look WEAK

[ADAMunknown]

1 using tanks

2 calling mercs / placing bounties

3 driving entity backwards and shooting

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge

9 sabotaging missions

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them

 

got any to add?

[sSphInXx]

I love stalking people in stores

 

The confusion of them coming out of the clothes list and trying to find someone to shoot makes me LOL so hard

 

before I shoot them in the face.

[gtaocicat]

noone should bitch about #4 happening to them since it costs nothing to go on passive mode and then climb on a rock, car , ledge or roof if they need to go away from the controller . and noone should be wandering on foot and unarmed either

[Whatsgood]

When I have a car in the impound I like check out other players cars to see if I have access to their driver seat. If I do, I go for a nice joy ride until they realize what's happening. After all, that's the name of the game. Also, you guys should try locking someone in a store and then taking pics of them standing there unable to exit with the car blocking the door. XD

[2Chains4Bracelets]

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

Edited March 5, 2014 by 2Chains4Bracelets

[s1ckmad3]

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

[gtaocicat]

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

[s1ckmad3]

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him you cant when u are inside shopping plus if you could you might kill yourself hitting a garment rack lol

[2Chains4Bracelets]

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

[Smartpride]

1. Yes, heavy sniper will do the jobs

2. Yes, calling ai to do the job

3. No, using the rear is actually a tactical defense, entity still has some flaws in the rear, but infernus, and jester...

4. Yes

5. No, they're just stupid

6.yes, especially with auto aim and shooting

7. Yes

8. Yes

9. Yes

10. Yes

[gtaocicat]

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

[cswood]

1 using tanks

2 calling mercs / placing bounties

3 driving entity backwards and shooting

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge

9 sabotaging missions

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them

 

got any to add?

 

I've done some of these but only in retaliation for being attacked (or if someone is griefing a buddy). If someone attacks me first then all bets are off. I feel I should use whatever means are at my disposal to own the other guy.

[MadHaTT3R]

 

1 using tanks <---not when hunting down a tank griefer in same session

2 calling mercs / placing bounties <----its tactical when you do use them

3 driving entity backwards and shooting <-----i agree

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked <-----i agree

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors <--- only for revenge

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players <---i agree

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty <---sometimes you gotta go you control the game the game doesnt control you

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge <----i agree

9 sabotaging missions _ i agree

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them <---if they ruined the mission why not ?

 

got any to add? yeah this topic is stupid imo

 

 

Agreed on all counts.

[hvcciookay]

Calling bounties/mercs/lamar all while inside your apartment was a bitch move to me during the billionaire days. I pissed off alot of people by tank sniping only to have them resort to this method. Didn't work since i was always on a rooftop.

[2Chains4Bracelets]

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

 

Yeah- but my method involves using the pump shotgun which I have pulled out before I even barrel-roll into the store. Faster than all three of those methods you just said, and I've already got it out and aimed as well.

[Boleen]

11. When a player tries to kill you and you kill them, they then report you and try to kick you for self defence

12. Calling someone a cheater for playing smarter (the world is 3d, the map is 2d)

13. Shooting players in the back after a friendly golf game

[reiniat]

 

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

 

Yeah- but my method involves using the pump shotgun which I have pulled out before I even barrel-roll into the store. Faster than all three of those methods you just said, and I've already got it out and aimed as well.

 

You may kill me first, but then i would kill you 7 times, not 6, not 8, SEVEN. And i would take a photo of your dead body and send you a message that read "I always win in the long run, sir".

But indeed, your tactic is quite good

[Mythological]

Back when GTA online began and you got bad sport for almost being run over. BULLSH*T

[2Chains4Bracelets]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

 

Yeah- but my method involves using the pump shotgun which I have pulled out before I even barrel-roll into the store. Faster than all three of those methods you just said, and I've already got it out and aimed as well.

 

You may kill me first, but then i would kill you 7 times, not 6, not 8, SEVEN. And i would take a photo of your dead body and send you a message that read "I always win in the long run, sir".

But indeed, your tactic is quite good

 

That's what the off-the-radar and multiple spawn options are for g!

And yeah- It's never failed me even when the first shot was missed- it's just that shock factor and the super tight close-range grouping of the classic pump shotgun that makes it uber-lethal. Aaanyway, the truly good players don't stay dicking around in clothing menus when they realize another player is nearing the store. That's a big lesson for anyone to learn about GTAO- always be aware of the surroundings, and don't let your guard down.

[MrCamo]

Always go into a store in passive mode.

[gtaocicat]

 

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

 

Yeah- but my method involves using the pump shotgun which I have pulled out before I even barrel-roll into the store. Faster than all three of those methods you just said, and I've already got it out and aimed as well.

 

the rocket launcher method is faster if you can get the rocket to go through the doors of the store though , like in an ammunation. i mean you got to pull out your shot gun , barrel roll and then fire into the store , thats not very fast . its not a bad way of doing things if you catch someone by surprise but if they see the map they can see you coming a mile away .

[s1ckmad3]

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm an expert clothing store killer. Got that sh*t down to a science. Pull out pump shotgun. Aim through door at register lady. As soon as she starts to duck, barrel roll into that bitch.

Always pre-scope the store for a minute before making your move to make sure you know where your target is standing.

As soon as I'm through the front door and barrel roll is finished, the offender (shopper) is blasted to bits often before they can even pull out their weapon.

 

My knowledge of this tactic has made it so that whenever I ever feel the need to buy clothing, I call a Merrywether chopper and head to one of the shops in the boonies. Lord know I ain't gon get ambushed with my own tactic.

cool if i ever see u around me im placing a sticky by the door lmao

 

f*ck the sticky bomb , i am firing a rpg or gernade at him

 

Lol the purpose of the method is that you don't have time to do that. While the other player is in the pause menu I've already done the scoping out part. Pointing the gun at the cashier and rolling into the store takes less than a second, during which time the victim is always confused or doesn't have time to pull out a gun as they've just been kicked out of the clothing options menu. Then I grab my kill, hop in my car, and gtfo of there.

 

it takes longer to throw and aim a sticky bomb than it does to fire a rpg or gernade launcher .

 

Yeah- but my method involves using the pump shotgun which I have pulled out before I even barrel-roll into the store. Faster than all three of those methods you just said, and I've already got it out and aimed as well.

 

the rocket launcher method is faster if you can get the rocket to go through the doors of the store though , like in an ammunation. i mean you got to pull out your shot gun , barrel roll and then fire into the store , thats not very fast . its not a bad way of doing things if you catch someone by surprise but if they see the map they can see you coming a mile away .

 

not to mention im kinda always looking out for ya so the minute 2 chains even comes close ill snipe him from blocks away

[PkUnzipper]

 

1 using tanks <---not when hunting down a tank griefer in same session

2 calling mercs / placing bounties <----its tactical when you do use them

3 driving entity backwards and shooting <-----i agree

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked <-----i agree

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors <--- only for revenge

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players <---i agree

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty <---sometimes you gotta go you control the game the game doesnt control you

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge <----i agree

9 sabotaging missions _ i agree

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them <---if they ruined the mission why not ?

 

agree with all this except players should be gifted BS points in cases where a valid reason doesn't exist above

[ashbashbluesfan]

1 using tanks - agree unless it's retaliation vs a tank griefer

2 calling mercs / placing bounties - no, it can be a great distraction.

3 driving entity backwards and shooting - no it's a great tactical defense

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked - is it that hard to passive mode and stand on some stairs or in a store?

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors - agree, unless you place a sticky and catch them out picking up their vehicle.

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players - agree

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty - agree

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge - agree unless it's a bounty or retaliation.

9 sabotaging missions - agree

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them - agree

 

got any to add?

 

 

Players that deliberately grief weaker players, I joined a friends session and 2 of my friends (both are poor in a gunfight at best) were being killed repeatedly by a tank griefer, he chased me so i ran on a roof and got him mugged from his tank, the mugger drove off with it, then i spawn sniped him 4x, he messaged me 'Fck off' i politely replied 'grow up :)' and he left

[Foppezão]

I am worse than a tank, I troll you with a Buzzard, giggedy.giggedy..

Think of a strategy to counter it....

Edited March 6, 2014 by Foppezão

[Misanthrope Z]

when i put my mic in, i like to have a voice changer on so i sound like a squirrel

 

people use it as an excuse to get angry and flaunt their E-masculinity, bragging about how deep and manly sounding their voices are....to a guy purposely using a voice changer

 

 

just makes them look like huge homosexuals.

[XJpostman]

I don't think anyone feels tough when they leave a session with a bounty, but going to invite only and collecting the bounty yourself is just smart no matter how weak it makes you look.

[Misanthrope Z]

I don't think anyone feels tough when they leave a session with a bounty, but going to invite only and collecting the bounty yourself is just smart no matter how weak it makes you look.

finally someone gets it

 

i'm not letting some angry, sweaty gamer put a $9000 bullseye on my head just to have a bunch of other sweaty gamers harass me the entirety of me being online

 

thats when i piss them off even more by letting them KNOW i'm taking that sh*t to an invite only session, and having a friend of mine give me the money

 

just makes the bounty setter look like a big dummy

[WBaker]

Tank shifts.

 

[pulse-gibson]

1 using tanks

2 calling mercs / placing bounties

3 driving entity backwards and shooting

4 running over unarmed / paused players unprovoked

5 blowing up cars waiting for pickup at the impound lot or at mors

6 hiding in walls and shooting other players

7 leaving the session when you have a bounty

8 camping outside apts / garges / autoshops for cars to emerge

9 sabotaging missions

10 killing players in freemode right after coming out of missions with them

 

got any to add?

 

I Concur