Hookers and the Turismo = Apparently No (lol)

[smokingndriving]

Was wandering around in invite only and passed a trio of hookers. Was going to honk and pull away as they walked towards the car, but .... nothing. I noticed the "honk or hit button" warning wasn't showing up, either. So I grabbed a parked NPC car from up the street - worked. Then tried again with the Turismo - nothing.

 

Maybe it's just me, but the hookas don't get in the Turismo.

 

 

[Vooodu]

Same happens with the Jester.. lol

 

 

They just stand their smoking and saying. "Nice car"..

[wanes]

Don't you just love it when this pops up

Edited March 5, 2014 by wanes

[prodigy_hades]

happen with the entity also
guess hookers don't dig supercars

[Thr33X]

So much for them being penises on wheels. LOL

[Vooodu]

Its official. Hookers have gone on strike until their prices get raised.

 

 

 

Hell NO they won't blow..

[iFight]

Ok next time i try with faggio. I hope they come.

[RogueStatus]

was gonna honk and drive away... hahahaha yea right

[PerceusSOZ]

.

how about I give wanes a little pickup in my Turismo?

[Zwenkwiel]

was gonna honk and drive away... hahahaha yea right

 

it can be great fun if you time it right

gotta do it when they grab the door so you can drag em across the street

works on every1, hookers, cops and even players XD

[SirPhilMcKraken]

Turns out bitches don't like Chradders or Chrentitys...or Chrcheetahs?

Edited March 5, 2014 by leonsilavant

[Luvythicus]

Wonder how that'll go with the Hotknife. Have you ever seen two people sit in one of those? Tight fit!

[smokingndriving]

 

was gonna honk and drive away... hahahaha yea right

 

it can be great fun if you time it right

gotta do it when they grab the door so you can drag em across the street

works on every1, hookers, cops and even players XD

 

Exactly.

[gorskiegangsta]

I've noticed this by complete accident. I was customizing the Turismo with Franklin in SP, and when I drove out of LSC (one near airport) there were a few hookers standing nearby, as I drove near them and stopped to circle the camera and admire the car, Franklin said something like 'Sorry baby, this car is a little too small. Maybe next time.'

[mo-seph]

is that not because theres no back seat in a super car...

 

ive never felt the need for a virtual hooker (or indeed a real one) so i wouldnt know from experience

[PGC137]

Because hookers know what guys in supers are packin

[Kracus]

I forget how this happened but I landed a chopper once next to a hooker and for some reason she tried to get in it and then I heard her say "I'm not getting in that thing" I chuckled.

[scrublord]

Who could blame them?

[Gatti Sosa]

 

was gonna honk and drive away... hahahaha yea right

 

it can be great fun if you time it right

gotta do it when they grab the door so you can drag em across the street

works on every1, hookers, cops and even players XD

 

how old are you 11?

[Oz70NYC]

I think it's actually in the design of the cars. All of the vehicles mentioned, the Entity, Cheetah and Turismo...all have very low hoods. So low that if a hooker were to say..."mount" as she does in a car with a standard height hood, her head and shoulders would clip through the roof of the car. So I'm guessing to counteract this minor design flaw, they made it so that you can't get serviced by a lady of the night in those specific cars.

[Gatti Sosa]

I picked one up in my infernus thats a super that seems to work..

[Miss Malevolent]

I think it's actually in the design of the cars. All of the vehicles mentioned, the Entity, Cheetah and Turismo...all have very low hoods. So low that if a hooker were to say..."mount" as she does in a car with a standard height hood, her head and shoulders would clip through the roof of the car. So I'm guessing to counteract this minor design flaw, they made it so that you can't get serviced by a lady of the night in those specific cars.

This seems plausible.

[Gatti Sosa]

is that not because theres no back seat in a super car...

 

ive never felt the need for a virtual hooker (or indeed a real one) so i wouldnt know from experience

you character needs to get laid mate

[El Zodape]

Because the roof is too low and the sex animations would probably clip through it.

 

Edit: somebody said it before.

Edited March 5, 2014 by Zodape

[GTA-Freak-Vi]

maybe the Turismo is too low for the car to "bounce" when you receive the service

[SaturdayNight]

Apparently hookers aren't attracted to the whole business approach, and here I thought they flocked to business suits and anything related.. I was wrong.

[grand theft spaghetti]

come on guys.

you dont get $50 hooker stains on your million dollar super cars.

your mechanic doesnt get paid enough to clean that up.

[GranSnake]

Dammit. I was going to reenact Pretty Woman too.

[FlatsTheButtKicker]

The Turismo is ugly as crap, the hookers probably know that and don't bother doing it with a guy who drives one of those crappy ugly cars.

[phunkism]

Hookers and the Turismo - best thread name 2014

Edited March 5, 2014 by phunkism