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Is it wrong to fancy a shop assistant?

Ampuma_haava

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codename_duchess

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I think I'm in love with the blonde shop assistant at the Suburban clothes store in Hawick, close to LS city centre.

 

This is her. Is that wrong? I regularly visit the store without any intention of buying anything, just so I can spend time in her company.

 

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This thread hahahaha

I think some people are taking it too seriously

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luisniko

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Don't jerk off and shoot it at the screen.

 

Wait.. have you tried jerking off?

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Ampuma_haava

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Don't jerk off and shoot it at the screen.

 

Wait.. have you tried jerking off?

 

What do you think I am?

 

I'm waiting until we get married to do that.

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Happy_Killstick

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Don't jerk off and shoot it at the screen.

 

Wait.. have you tried jerking off?

 

I saw another thread where you posted something about jerking off.........You have a sticky belt in the Jerk Off Championship or something ?

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senormidget

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Tell her how you feel buddy, she seems like a nice girl.

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M0B5TA

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op im sorry to tell you this but me and her already got a thing going on. please don't make things awkward.

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Ampuma_haava

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op im sorry to tell you this but me and her already got a thing going on. please don't make things awkward.

 

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of online stalking. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blond shop assistant go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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VirtCurve320

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When the boys in grade school would call her names and throw things at her, her mom would tell her it was only because they liked her.

Now she only dates as*holes. You've got a great shot at her. I'd say go for it.

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codename_duchess

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She's a hussy. I've seen her giving her number out to all the males that go in her shop. Something about "happy-endings" hahaha

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Hodgey.

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Well she is only pixels at the end of the day, so I would say yes.

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creamofpayne

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This thread hahahaha

 

I think some people are taking it too seriously

 

 

wayyy too seriously

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Killbook

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Don't be shy of her, OP. Show her your feelings. Next time you see her, dock infront of her. She'll be lusting for you more than Micheal.

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DaCosta

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Well she is only pixels at the end of the day, so I would say yes.

The fact that she is pixelated is a good thing?

 

Can't wait for next-gen version of shop assistant. In my dreams she is ten times more pixelly!

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Solid Scorpion

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You are lonely. May I suggest that you invest in cats?

I wouldn't advise it. His fixation may divert from the virtual shopkeeper to his feline companion.

 

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Rashers-

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Hahahaha people make me laugh on this site. Maybe you should find out who she is in real life... She has to be modelled after someone, right ? Doubt she'll be famous either, so you may have a shot!

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Ampuma_haava

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Hahahaha people make me laugh on this site. Maybe you should find out who she is in real life... She has to be modelled after someone, right ? Doubt she'll be famous either, so you may have a shot!

 

 

 

 

You are lonely. May I suggest that you invest in cats?

I wouldn't advise it. His fixation may divert from the virtual shopkeeper to his feline companion.

 

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Here kitty kitty kitty...good pussy.

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Luvythicus

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Welp. She's one of the cuter NPCs, looking at the picture... As long as your interest doesn't get out of hand, haha~ :p

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BaselA

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one of the funniest thread iv seen in awhile :lol:

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codename_duchess

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Where's the love for AmmuNation store guy? He helps us protect ourselves from government tyranny


Welp. She's one of the cuter NPCs, looking at the picture... As long as your interest doesn't get out of hand, haha~ :p

No touching. It's the reglas hahahahaha

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SaturdayNight

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In other words you just walk in the shop and stare at her while not saying a word.. Yeah thats not creepy.

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GoodGreen

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Maybe if R* would of gave a a way to have a companion instead of strippers and hookers then OP would no be stalking the clothes saleswoman. I say go for it little dude make your gta world fun and imaginable as necessary , but please no jerking... This is a game and it's ok as long as you keep it fiction. But beware as this girl will soon work at the vanilla unicorn after Lamar and I rob that store blind!

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op im sorry to tell you this but me and her already got a thing going on. please don't make things awkward.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of online stalking. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blond shop assistant go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Lol. If there were anytime to quote taken... this thread=too Damn funny

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op im sorry to tell you this but me and her already got a thing going on. please don't make things awkward.

 

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career of online stalking. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my blond shop assistant go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Yes, Is that you Bryan, how is Kim? Remember if you do get involved with shop girl don't let her go to Paris. Edited by Nomad0202
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Peregrin Brandytook

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He needs a girlfriend .

it says he/she is a female on his/her profile.

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