The Official "Im Better Than You" Race Challenge Thread

[LuapYllier]

If i do try some time trials though it will likely be in my entity since my bike skills really arent that good.

[mo-seph]

I may hop on and beat it "just because" later tonight lol.

 

now your getting into the spirit of it

 

ps NorthwolfF, , Horndog_SA, lunaticz0r, statistic, Ambient_

 

yall are reading, but yall aint posting... come on guys, shows us the cut of your mustard...

Edited March 5, 2014 by mo-seph

[LuapYllier]

I may hop on and beat it "just because" later tonight lol.

I look forward to seeing the results.

[mo-seph]

 

I may hop on and beat it "just because" later tonight lol.

I look forward to seeing the results.

 

 

 

first "challenge" of the thread,,, good work boys...

[Kracus]

Well I know I haven't raced Vinewood nights very much, I kind of disliked the course when I first played it so I avoid playing it. I'm pretty sure I've only raced it a few times and those would have been races, not attempts at setting laptimes. If i'm within 10 seconds of your laptimes I'd say there's a good chance I can shave off 5 seconds fairly easy, possibly more depending on how I raced that day. I get bored after my friends from the UK go to bed so I may very try to beat that tonight. Any tips?

 

Did you slipstream to get that laptime?

[LuapYllier]

@Mo...I think you will find that most of the sh*t talkers will have nothing to say because they are full of sh*t.

[lunaticz0r]

any1 got times for drift king? I find that a very fun map to do

im not pro though haha, I use a vacca so I prob can get a better score by just getting a better car

[Kracus]

54:821 with an entity on drift kings.

[Xtremev5]

Cutting Coroners, only track I really tried. I think there is another legit time above, but you get it.

[Kracus]

Damnit... really wish I could see those pictures... I've no idea what other peoples times are.

[LuapYllier]

Well I know I haven't raced Vinewood nights very much, I kind of disliked the course when I first played it so I avoid playing it. I'm pretty sure I've only raced it a few times and those would have been races, not attempts at setting laptimes. If i'm within 10 seconds of your laptimes I'd say there's a good chance I can shave off 5 seconds fairly easy, possibly more depending on how I raced that day. I get bored after my friends from the UK go to bed so I may very try to beat that tonight. Any tips?

 

Did you slipstream to get that laptime?

No the rules for the challenge were straight solo and no GTA boosts at the time. But no rules here so do what you want. No real tips except try to stay on the light colored dirt...trying to cut some of those corners makes the bike unstable. Go wide and keep more speed on the reverse turns.

[mo-seph]

@Mo...I think you will find that most of the sh*t talkers will have nothing to say because they are full of sh*t.

 

exactly why i made this thread, from now on if someone claims to be able to beat a fully modded elegy in their stock coquette, gets reffered here and they havent contributed a time, they're bullsh*tting... simple as that...

 

it separates the wheat from the chaff, the wheat post their times, get beat or dont, some are respectful enough to commend those that can beat them.... the chaff... well they dont say anything now do they

 

least we know who talks big and who performs big...

 

 

any1 got times for drift king? I find that a very fun map to do

im not pro though haha, I use a vacca so I prob can get a better score by just getting a better car

 

ill check my time in a second

 

Cutting Coroners, only track I really tried. I think there is another legit time above, but you get it.

 

00:49:615

 

 

 

 

@Krakus the time in that pic from Xtreme is 00:49:615

 

 

 

 

Well I know I haven't raced Vinewood nights very much, I kind of disliked the course when I first played it so I avoid playing it. I'm pretty sure I've only raced it a few times and those would have been races, not attempts at setting laptimes. If i'm within 10 seconds of your laptimes I'd say there's a good chance I can shave off 5 seconds fairly easy, possibly more depending on how I raced that day. I get bored after my friends from the UK go to bed so I may very try to beat that tonight. Any tips?

 

Did you slipstream to get that laptime?

No the rules for the challenge were straight solo and no GTA boosts at the time. But no rules here so do what you want. No real tips except try to stay on the light colored dirt...trying to cut some of those corners makes the bike unstable. Go wide and keep more speed on the reverse turns.

 

 

 

i somehow doubt that you would find someone to stay in front of you that you could slipstream off... well theres 12 guys in the world that could lol..

 

as for the time set i can vouch for Luap, the rules were solo runs, no boosts, no slipstream, there was a video (from a spectator) of him setting a 1:57 IIRC correctly, but i cannae find it..

 

 

@Zwenkwiel - you race lot, your reading but no times yet, come on dude get involved...

Edited March 5, 2014 by mo-seph

[Kracus]

Damn that's pretty fast. Mine is like 57.7 in an entity. Wonder what he was driving.

[Zwenkwiel]

SO MUCH PUN!

 

 

well done OP, well done

[Kracus]

 

Well I know I haven't raced Vinewood nights very much, I kind of disliked the course when I first played it so I avoid playing it. I'm pretty sure I've only raced it a few times and those would have been races, not attempts at setting laptimes. If i'm within 10 seconds of your laptimes I'd say there's a good chance I can shave off 5 seconds fairly easy, possibly more depending on how I raced that day. I get bored after my friends from the UK go to bed so I may very try to beat that tonight. Any tips?

 

Did you slipstream to get that laptime?

No the rules for the challenge were straight solo and no GTA boosts at the time. But no rules here so do what you want. No real tips except try to stay on the light colored dirt...trying to cut some of those corners makes the bike unstable. Go wide and keep more speed on the reverse turns.

 

 

Right on man, I'll give that a shot and report back with my failure. That or I'm gonna destroy you. Take your pick lol

[mo-seph]

Xtreme was rolling a bati 801, me thinks many wheelies made for good time...

 

 

SO MUCH PUN!

 

 

well done OP, well done

 

 

@Zwenkwiel - I sh*tzu not im sure i could squeeze in some more pun to the OP if you like but i Feltzer were enough... If i add more you might Stanier your sheets. If Asea more would that Benefator anyone?? cos this pun thing is Vapid'ly growing on me

 

Plus i didnt wana give my fingers too many Blista's along the way and Ruiner my other contributions to the thread... anyways im off for a Cuban Bifta cos my Bhodi cant take much more...

 

Declasse Dismissed

Edited March 5, 2014 by mo-seph

[Kracus]

Ahh yeah I'm guessing I could best my Entity time with a Bati on that course.

[FasterThanYou]

I still wonder what were developers smoking the day they coded bikes handling and performance levels xd

[JackyT]

Too many car puns, you deserve a like for inventive writing alone, I just hope that a large portion of your day wasn't wasted writing it

[Pixel S]

I still wonder what were developers smoking the day they coded bikes handling and performance levels xd

God knows. It's funny when you see the Bati as your top speed stat.

Edited March 5, 2014 by GTARACER93

[Nivak]

 

 

 

 

Cutting corners was solo, Grass Route was with other racers (slipstream). I'll have to sift through the rest later to see if I have any other decent finishes. Cool thread!

Edited March 5, 2014 by Nivak

[Zwenkwiel]

Xtreme was rolling a bati 801, me thinks many wheelies made for good time...

 

 

SO MUCH PUN!

 

 

well done OP, well done

 

 

@Zwenkwiel - I sh*tzu not im sure i could squeeze in some more pun to the OP if you like but i Feltzer were enough... If i add more you might Stanier your sheets. If Asea more would that Benefator anyone?? cos this pun thing is Vapid'ly growing on me

 

Plus i didnt wana give my fingers too many Blista's along the way and Ruiner my other contributions to the thread... anyways im off for a Cuban Bifta cos my Bhodi cant take much more...

 

Declasse Dismissed

 

haha brilliant

btw that jeremy clarke picture was pretty much my expression exactly wen reading the OP

keep em coming!

Edited March 5, 2014 by Zwenkwiel

[FasterThanYou]

 

I still wonder what were developers smoking the day they coded bikes handling and performance levels xd

God knows. It's funny when you see the Bati as your top speed stat.

 

 

I can sort of digest that. Bikes are very fast in a straight line. They excel more in acceleration than in top speed though, but it´s still OK, a Moto GP has higher top speed than most race cars around the same tracks.

 

But when I see a bike having shorter brake distances, higher cornering speeds, and the ability to get earlier on the power after a corner than a super or a sport car, then it is when I want to cry. Bikes were good in GTA4, it´s a shame they went from a dangerous killer machine to a noob friendly transport.

[Pixel S]

 

 

I still wonder what were developers smoking the day they coded bikes handling and performance levels xd

God knows. It's funny when you see the Bati as your top speed stat.

 

 

I can sort of digest that. Bikes are very fast in a straight line. They excel more in acceleration than in top speed though, but it´s still OK, a Moto GP has higher top speed than most race cars around the same tracks.

 

But when I see a bike having shorter brake distances, higher cornering speeds, and the ability to get earlier on the power after a corner than a super or a sport car, then it is when I want to cry. Bikes were good in GTA4, it´s a shame they went from a dangerous killer machine to a noob friendly transport.

 

I think that is where and why they excel over cars. They handle far too good for the speeds they hit.

I agree the bikes in GTA 4 were fast but damn were hard to drive fast with.

[Nivak]

 

 

Bikes were good in GTA4, it´s a shame they went from a dangerous killer machine to a noob friendly transport.

 

 

Compared to IV, everything in V is a noob friendly transport. I miss IV's vehicle handling. :-(

[mo-seph]

Too many car puns, you deserve a like for inventive writing alone, I just hope that a large portion of your day wasn't wasted writing it

No time wasted at all, I just gallivanter-ound the forums n they akuma to me quite easily. I liketo Mesa-round wirh words cos Ocelot of fun for me n I was Felon quite jovial. But im glad voodoo approve of my efforts

 

Lester-bate it a nit more cos im Amanda-t likes wordplay, but Franklin my dear I dont think your want to Wade through all the puns I have

[Vooodu]

How do i find my race times for tracks on the social club..

[mo-seph]

 

 

 

 

 

Cutting corners was solo, Grass Route was with other racers (slipstream). I'll have to sift through the rest later to see if I have any other decent finishes. Cool thread!

Man u smoked me on cuttin coroners, good work dude, I need to brushup my skills

How do i find my race times for tracks on the social club..

Go to gta online tab, pick a track, click leaderboard n it will default to showin your best timeon that track

 

But your welcome to set a challenge usin a pic from a race screen I.e Can anyone beat my grand tour time on a lawn mower *insert pic of 3 hour 45 min time on a lawnmower*

[Kracus]

Lawnmower grand tour challenge accepted.

[mo-seph]

Lawnmower grand tour challenge accepted.

Dammit, just checked and theres no utility option on grand tour , n here was me hopin to call your bluff