Just another day

[HarveyBest]

Los Santos. I’m still in Los Santos. I hate this madhouse. Cops will kill you for walking too close to them. Screaming kids driving tanks down the streets will kill you. The daily grind to make enough money to keep your weapons updated and your cars as fast as possible. Cops and kids and noobs and griefers. I hate this madhouse.

 

So I drink. Too much. Don’t remember how I got back to my apartment last night. Hell, I don’t even remember waking up or how I ended up here in the shower. Ah hell, the water wakes me up and I feel better already. Done and dressed, same clothes as yesterday. Why do I shower, then put on yesterday’s clothes? I’m sure this shirt had two holes and various bloodstains on it yesterday. Got to cut down on the booze. And the bong.

 

Down to the garage. Check the map, clear for three blocks, no fast moving blips. Out on the street, select weapons. Where’s my Gusenburg? Crap, I had it yesterday. Can’t believe I lost it. Check map again. Clear. Onto Weazel Plaza (who names these streets?), check the passing traffic for something worth stealing. That Dubsta will do just fine. Out lady, it’s mine now. And stop screaming, I’ve got a headache. I’d shoot her if it didn’t make so much noise. Got to get that suppressor. Fingers crossed that she's not connected enough to put a bounty on me. Take off to LSC, stopping on the way to check for possible griefers and snipers staking out the place. Clear! Into LSC and a cool $7000 to start the day. Out the door, into cover and bank the cash fast. Need a ride. As usual all the cars that were outside LSC have gone while I was in there. Weird, that always happens. OneKewlXXXker says it’s a glitch in the matrix. I don’t listen to his crap about simulations. Make that cops and kids and noobs and griefers and conspiracy theorists.

 

Call up my mechanic and get my Carbonizarre. Top down and off to RipOffNation (have you seen the price of grenades) for ammo. $4,500 down but I’ve got enough ammo for another day. Still no anti-tank weapons! Screw chocolate eggs, I want a Raytheon / Lockheed Martin FGM-148 Javelin Anti-Tank Missile Launcher for Easter.

 

What now? Try for those three race wins needed for that next car upgrade or try and find some solid guys to pull off a few thefts. Quick, into cover! Bounty heading this way at speed. Ready the MG. A Chradder streaks through the intersection and the MG makes a few hits, but nowhere near enough. Oh sweet, time for some hunting.

 

[DigitalDivine]

^ story of my life, minus the booze and the bong