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YESTERDAY WAS A GOOD DAY


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SilkySkillz85

Woke up yesterday morning, at quarter past 8,

Turned on my ps3, to check out the new update.

 

I was ready to play, but before i could,

I needed to have a tug, to ease my morning wood.

 

Now that that's done, its time to have me some fun,

I fixed myself up a cup of tea, and a hot cross bun.

 

Still got crusty eyes, and drool hanging from my mouth,

I have no time for a shower, gotta check this new sh*t out.

 

Been stacking my dough, since the week before

keeping a space in my garage, right next to the door.

 

Because all week long, iv'e been doing missions for Lester

Making sure i got enough money, to buy me a Jester.

 

I bought two new guns, for when i'm blasting on fools

I got some brand new clothes, so i'm looking hella cool.

 

It was time for a break, i had been playing all day

I bought all my sh*t, and i was on my way,

 

When some Hotty pulled up in her brand new Grotti,

I flashed her the dock, and then i killed her with my shotty

 

Cause i have no time, to be playing with these clowns

I like to play alone, that's just how i get down.

 

But things were cool, and i have to say,

that all in all, it was a pretty cool day.

 

 

 

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Aero Dynamo

Cool Poetry OP! Hmm guess GTAF moderators should consider opening a new "GTAF Talent Thread"

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KornbreadMaf1a

Today was a good day

I didnt even have to use my AK

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SilkySkillz85

You should become an artist for Rockstar Records.

they could pay me with free cash cards.

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Read it in Ice Cube's voice.

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seventhreeo

god why did I only noticed it rhymed when I got to Lester and Jester

 

good stuff though lol

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EJTexasMade

Because of the way he started it, I read it to the tune of Eazy E's Boyz In The Hood. Which began with "I woke up quick at about noon/Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon"

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This joint needs a beat. I gotchu...

 

 

 

Act like you know esses. HOLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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