The man in your apartment

[saintsrow]

Yeah, there's a guy in my heist room also. But hell, I haven't even been in that room for the past 4 months. There could have been blowout Bicardi parties going on in there every night and I never would have known.

[Otter]

This is my new favorite thing.

[pnut87]

It's the fudgesicle guy who stalked Nicholas Cage.

 

I dunno why he's in my apartment then. The second Nicholas Cage step through my door, he's getting dick punched out the 30 story window.

 

Cage can go f*ck himself.

[SouthWestPayDay]

 

[Happy_Killstick]

 

I think I might move apartment, he's haunting it

maybe YOUR the ghost.. in HIS house. did you ever think about that?

 

 

Your Haunting HIIIM

 

 

We're the dead ones you say?!

 

Thanks now i'm going to get nightmares (O_____O)

[o0eVe0o]

did rockstar not say there was suppose to be some sort of a event this weekend? maybe its something to do with that (heist trial run ;o) probably not just another play list but we will see.

[Hazencoke]

It's clearly the jet pack disguised as a human

[saintsrow]

 

 

I think I might move apartment, he's haunting it

maybe YOUR the ghost.. in HIS house. did you ever think about that?

 

 

Your Haunting HIIIM

 

 

We're the dead ones you say?!

 

Thanks now i'm going to get nightmares (O_____O)

 

The Others Cute idea.

[GranSnake]

Don't mind him, he's just there to make sure you're safe from terrorism.

[ShinobiFixer]

 

This is my assistant, idk who hired him, maybe Lester did. He better have the right credentials, he better have heart, because I don't want any snitches on my team.

[DogHeadRyRy]

there have been different people in my heist room since patch 1.11

[Lay]

He doesn't even care that I have a stripper in the apartment. His work rate is solid as hell.

[PauloBXL]

One man ? LOL

 

I got two-in-one.

 

[Con9mm]

I welcomed this homeless man to live with me and sometimes he gets so high on crack that he surfs internet porn without having to turn on my computer.

I keep telling him, LaTroy....you dont have to steal my watches for crack money.

[AceThaCreator]

Thats my chicks booty call he cant just get enough hes clinger than a mutha***** jk

[Ethereal_NYC]

heists baby whew

[CarcerCityMadMan]

its easy its just the guy on the chair like the guy on the couch from halfbaked,lol

[SpyroD94]

As long as this guy pays his share of the bills and does not try to play with the tail when im sleeping or if im awake in my apartment were cool if you know what I mean

[uptownrockstar]

Made to order lester for heists, LET'S DO THIS!

[ShinobiFixer]

Looks like we'll only be able to do heists during the day. Lame, since some heists IRL happen at night with no one in the building and all the time in the World.

[Crunch McThornbody]

I saw him again!

 

But I think he's been working at that computer for so long he's achieved some sort of zen buddha higher state of conciousness...

 

Edited March 22, 2014 by Crunch McThornbody

[Sushi__Wolf]

For some reason I always have a woman in my personal space,, maybe once they spawn in you get that gender for good? I guess the ladies love sushi..

[Mr. Rocko]

[Sky_Light12]

these guys can be either :

~ tech support : fix your unusable computer ( not laptop )

~ hackers : help u in heist

~ companion : they mark any enemies on your radar , telling you where is police searching via radar

~ your employee : what their job then ?

~ your son/daughter : i never expected you have kids

~ your wife/husband : you got married recently ?

~ your fiancee : wow ! what a lovely f*ckin couple

~ your family member : dafuq , is that your cousin ?

Edited March 23, 2014 by Sky_Light12

[DMC14]

dont know why no one has mentioned it but the guy in the room has been there since online was released. there are some older (or at least there was) some threads about it.

Edited March 23, 2014 by DMC14

[FertileFuZZ]

 

For some reason I always have a woman in my personal space,, maybe once they spawn in you get that gender for good? I guess the ladies love sushi..

 

I thought the same, keep seeing a woman in my appartement but then last night a guy !!!!!!!!

I guess she gets a day off creeping my guy out...

[judge dread 24]

I had this in my Alta apt, but since moving to eclipse there is no-one staying.

[Franceska]

 

 

 

 

For some reason I always have a woman in my personal space,, maybe once they spawn in you get that gender for good? I guess the ladies love sushi..

I thought the same, keep seeing a woman in my appartement but then last night a guy !!!!!!!!

I guess she gets a day off creeping my guy out...

 

 

Pretty sure it was dress like a guy day

 

damn phone

Edited March 23, 2014 by Franceska

[Biohazard Abyss]

Your apartments have terrible security systems.

[ExtremeTorque]

Rockstar just coded LSD effects after you take a hit from the bong with lots of piswasser so you see random people in the heist room amd sometimes in garage.Pretty hilarious!