Target13 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) The Official Food Porn Thread of The GTA Forums. What is Food Porn? Food porn is a glamourized spectacular visual presentation of cooking or eating in advertisements, infomercials, cooking shows or other visual media, foods boasting a high fat and calorie content, exotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat or the glorification of food as a substitute for sex. Food porn often takes the form of food photography and styling that presents food provocatively, in a similar way to glamour photography or pornographic photography.The term appears to have been coined by the feminist critic Rosalind Coward in her 1984 book Female Desire in which she writes:"Cooking food and presenting it beautifully is an act of servitude. It is a way of expressing affection through a gift... That we should aspire to produce perfectly finished and presented food is a symbol of a willing and enjoyable participation in servicing others. Food pornography exactly sustains these meanings relating to the preparation of food. The kinds of picture used always repress the process of production of a meal. They are always beautifully lit, often touched up." Thread Rules- No Literal Porn- Do not post pictures that features people.- Don't Spam- Keep all conversations food related only. - Don't bully the vegans. Featured Picture By grope_4_that_date Featured Quote LightningLord411: "I'm confused. What the f**k is going on?" Have fun! Edited May 21, 2015 by Target13 Saschaboy, RAS_ZeroZ, The Odyssey and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Removed on request from OP. Edited February 27, 2014 by PaletoChickenCapo RedBull FM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 (PIC) Great! Now i have to add one more rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) -NO HUMANS, ANIMALS OR ANYTHING THAT IS ALIVE! ONLY FOOD! Cannibal discrimination! On topic: Edited February 27, 2014 by PaletoChickenCapo Saschaboy, Target13, na89340qv0n34b09q340 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 All of that looks really greasy or fatty, but I guess everyone has their fetishes. Target13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 When I saw "Food Porn" I was thinking of something entirely different... siray, ten-a-penny, BS_BlackScout and 11 others 14 Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Contributing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) That pizza picture, holy sh*t, I'm seriously getting a boner. I really really want a pizza now. (EDIT: you removed the picture ) On topic: This may look like a poop to you, but if you're lucky enough to taste one of these brown motherf*ckers, you will learn that there is no better food than the Persian kebab. Edited February 27, 2014 by PaletoChickenCapo RedBull FM, GrudgefromSanAndreas, Flūttershy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I was expecting this to be another of theadmiral's threads... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 That pizza picture, holy sh*t, I'm seriously getting a boner. I really really want a pizza now. (EDIT: you removed the picture ) On topic: This may look like a poop to you, but if you're lucky enough to taste one of these brown motherf*ckers, you will learn that there is no better food than the Persian kebab. (PIC) Man! We had something similar in Saudi Arabia. ITS AMAZING OH NO and Shah Sam 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 mhhmm venison steak. Target13, Abel., na89340qv0n34b09q340 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omnia sunt Communia Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) All the food I just posted is 100% vegan. Don't let anybody tell you we just eat grass ever again! Edited February 27, 2014 by Omnia sunt Communia na89340qv0n34b09q340, WildBrick142 and Target13 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuyMeTheMoon Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 xVampire Fangx, Peregrin Brandytook, na89340qv0n34b09q340 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siray Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 spill it all over your face and I'll lick it nasty motherf*cker I am Shah Sam, Niobium and Killerdude 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKan420 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 (edited) Edited February 28, 2014 by JKan420 na89340qv0n34b09q340 and Target13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Odyssey Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 KFC are currently selling Popcorn Chicken nachos here in Australia. Still have to try them out. Target13, gear999, na89340qv0n34b09q340 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EphemeralStar Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Target13, Shah Sam, gear999 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonshway Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Are those pretty patties? Every picture so far look pretty damn sexy... Or maybe I'm just hungry Target13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EphemeralStar Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 They're French Macarons. Bacon needs to be here. Target13, na89340qv0n34b09q340 and Viewbob 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I love fancy 5-star dinners as much as the next guy. but this thread needs more dessert. you want food porn? mother f*cker lets get X-rated. aw sh*t. boom goes the dynamite. om nom. ughhhh. poppin' a tent. oh god. is it getting hot in here? jeans are getting tight. grab the tissues! I came. The Odyssey, RedBull FM, Shah Sam and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 Let me see what i ate while on Vacation. Butter Chicken with Curry (India) Hyderabadi Chicken Biryani (India) French Waffles (France) Lamb Chops (Ireland) A lot of random chocolate (Switzerland) Triple Vacuum Seal, na89340qv0n34b09q340, Vanto and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Odyssey Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Let me see what i ate while on Vacation. -snips- Butter chicken is delicious! People who don't like curry should try it out, It's amazing. Target13 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 Let me see what i ate while on Vacation. -snips- Butter chicken is delicious! People who don't like curry should try it out, It's amazing. I agree man! It also has that sweet yet salty taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I love fancy 5-star dinners as much as the next guy. but this thread needs more dessert. you want food porn? mother f*cker lets get X-rated. aw sh*t. boom goes the dynamite. om nom. ughhhh. poppin' a tent. oh god. is it getting hot in here? jeans are getting tight. grab the tissues! I came. I don't know how you're even alive.. This thread needs some sushi! Here's some kind of Egyptian food I had in Australia last month. Lemon sorbet followed by a sirloin steak and desert with banana foster and vanilla ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 For all you people with sick egg fetishes out there: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Target13 Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 (edited) I Always had a soft side for American Pancakes with maple syrup. Just look at this sticky motherf*cker. Edited February 28, 2014 by Target13Productions ten-a-penny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Personal food porn. Smoked beef franks with bbq sauce, slaw, and pork cracklins, jalopeño cornbread, and mac&cheese. Rib tips and slaw Rhubarb boar sliders, fried green tomatoes, and beers. Steamed bun eggs Benedict with pork belly 45 day dry aged ribeye with fennel puree RedBull FM, ten-a-penny, Vanto and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shah Sam Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 KFC are currently selling Popcorn Chicken nachos here in Australia. Still have to try them out. Holy mother of God, Allah and any other fantasy creature, that sh*t looks delicious as f*ck. Chips, cheese AND chicken... Words cannot describe how horny I am right now. I really want to put my dick in that thing. NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mista J Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I can't put my tongue back in my mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gear999 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 This thread: Fonshway, Sugar Free Nos, Niobium and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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