Ran into a rude glitcher.. Taught him a lesson

[Mr. Rocko]

Wow OP, virtual high five

[madmanaz]

Glitchers deserve everything bad to happen to them. Should have reported him too, OP. You can report him for exploits via in-game menu.

[MookStunna]

I enjoyed that read! Nice work OP.

[kasheku]

op must have a sad existence if he thinks this is a victory of any sort lol.

[adamsowilliams]

why do i get the feeling there's gonna be an appreciation thread for your paragraphs soon?

[Cwinny24]

Legend

[Malibu454]

Meh.. I guess the dude had it coming trying to do that in public and talking on the mic like a dumb a$$.

I tried doing some magic with a Barracks against my garage door at Weazel in public the other night and sure enough 3 dudes drive up and.....

They jump in the back and I drive em around the map shooting and blowing sh*t up. Then I drive em into the prison and we all died....the end..

Never a dull moment in the GTA world..

[J32T3R]

Okay tough guy.

[Chekoloco]

Mmmm so?? What´s the point?

 

Here´s a cookie...

[Ai®a©ob®a]

I stole a glitcher MW Mesa the other day.

 

He brought it in using the SP/MP glitch and i took it.

 

I think my way of messing with the glitcher was better

[GTAPhilly1]

wow who the f*ck cares man go suck your thumbs and sleep in your mammas crib

[TheRedRooster]

So as I join a new session, I immediately hear some guy complaining that he got killed.

But this guy was freaking out because he "was trying to glitch" and was angry he got interrupted... started throwing out the petty insults swearing and being one of those immature kinda players.

Anyway using my radar I quickly realized he was nearby, so I thought I'd just roll up and check him out... i wasn't well prepared for the situation as I was driving my gasoline green phoinex with a cream stripe but I still chose to go off radar so he wouldn't see me till I was right beside him.

He noticed my blip disappear from the radar and my car was under fire from his machine gun as i turned the corner. Quickly, I stepped out my car and crouched, and then blasted him with my own, killing him.

He was pissed, began swearing at me and whining he couldn't just glitch the game without getting killed. While he respawned, I noticed his two identical vehicles sitting outside his garage.. F620's I believe.... and within a few seconds I placed sticky bombs on the backs of both.

As he came back, I took my car around the side of his garage out of view, and stood there as I turned my mic on.

I ssid, "hey dude sorry I killed you.. you shot my phoinex up first, I was just check-in out what glitch you were doin man"

Then he said sorry he didn't know what I was up to off the radar, and I was wait in fir him to grt in an F 620 but instead he came close to me... I came out from the corner and said I wouldn't shoot, just wondering how he doubled his car.

Suddenly I asked him, "so dude, would it piss you off I did THIS"

And BOOOOOOMMM.

His personal vehicle and his duped car DESTROYED, And I quickly shotgunned him as he took.a second to react to what I had just did.

He FLIPPED. I couldn't stop maniacally LAUGHING.

I was like, "You cant get mad at me for playing the game properly man!! Rockstar should reward me cash for that one!! Go play some missions, some of them can be done in less time than it takes you to dupe your car cheater!"

And that's my story and first post. Enjoy.

Can somebody call Rick Harrison to verify this cool story?

[Odyseous2040]

Ha ha I glitch sometimes.

At least I have the common sense to do it in an Invite Only Session.

 

I think OP was well within his rights as a Los Santos Civilian to stop the evil doer From openly glitching in the streets.

That's like jacking off in public.

Glad he was stopped.

[ten-a-penny]

 

 

Almost feel bad for the OP. Tried to get cool points for killing a supposed glitcher, but ends up looking like a jerk instead.

This.

why are you two so butthurt? you two glitch so often it makes you cry to hear legit players taking out cheaters?

first of all stop glitching and play the damn game. second if you have to cheat, dont do it in a public session on everyone chat like a dumbass.

 

what? the OP and the others are nowhere to say that they were glitching

[Danzeman]

I read it as nude glitcher.

[ChrisCalzone]

Give the OP an award!

[senormidget]

Pretty funny if it really happened.

 

Guy didn't deserve it for being a glitcher imo, but he deserved it for being a crybaby asshole. If you're gonna glitch in public lobbies don't bitch over the mic when somebody messes it up.

[Mr. Muramasa]

Wait was the glitcher crying about being killed in GTA Online?

 

Ok he deserves his everything to be blown up now. Just, call up the military, Merryweather, and the LSPD, tell them he is planning to rob the Union Depository, and watch from afar as they blow up his apartment, his garage, his in game characters, his game disk, his xbox/ps3, and his sanity.

[JC Hammer]

...... I was driving my gasoline green phoinex with a cream stripe........

Of course you were...

[vipprimo]

[PauloBXL]

You are my hero.

[Vec]

Not only he was glitching in public, but he also let everyone know what he was doing...Of course he was going to end killed and with the duped cars blown

[Bozzah]

I rarely experience such things, my most common "lucky moments" are some mic ragers or some tuff guys in tanks...

[mojito]

[Blingy]

You certainly showed him hahahahahahaha

Edited March 12, 2014 by Blingy

[Aeyix]

I enjoyed reading this +1

[jwyleski]

lol nice op dont listen to the haters here their just scared someone might do it to them.

Unlikely. I have been in invite only for the past 3 months.

[SouthWestPayDay]

Really. Really. Nice. Paragraphs.