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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

 

You did advise him, but did he ask for advise?

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I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH.

 

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

OH GOD SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT WASN'T TOTALLY UP IT'S OWN ASS AND OVERLY SERIOUS. KILL THE WITCH.

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have sex with her and then call rape. [you might need to shove something up your bum, if cops check for evidence of tears etc.]

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tranceking26

This thread is very funny.

 

She seems like a stalker. I dunno what advice to give you, other than complain about her actions.

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You still didn't solve your problem with her? Feels like this whole thread is a bogus.

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv

 

And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty?

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv

suck me.

 

Member temp banned for u wot m8

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv

And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty?

I was doing so when she abruptly stopped and got inexplicably feverish over the mention of someone she called "that Moonshield fa**ot". She was unfettered.

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I f*cked up and took a german girl back to my barracks room when I was stationed there... then I found out she was 17 (thanks to the gate guards) already had all my info and phone number, would not stop blowing me up, so finally I just gave here the D at her parents house and it only lasted a week before she realized I was only there for the freshness.

but, if she is a wild untamed beached whale, then I guess your only option is to kill her and hide the body. lol... no don't do that. Just ignore her, like really really really ignore her... and file a police report and restraining order. It's a bitch move, but some people just never get it unless you take those steps.

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SingingEwe954

Take her to dinner, a buffet.

When she goes to get her food you stay behind.

Poison her drink.

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So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

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So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

assuming she ever breaks eye contact with you...

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She said her lazy eye is genetic and the doctors can't do anything about it.

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  • Friendzone her? If that even works for women..
  • Give her a mirror?
  • Get her fired?
  • Find out something she hates and give it to her?
  • Embarrass her?
  • Send her to Ukraine?
  • Set her up a blind date with someone else?
  • Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites?
  • Tell her you're allergic to ugly people?

 

So many possiblities.

 

IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart.

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  • Send her to Ukraine

Best suggestion so far.

 

 

Let's go on an adventure together! Here's your ticket. I have mine, too. Meet you there!

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Fake her death

 

 

then just carry on as usual

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  • Friendzone her? If that even works for women..
  • Give her a mirror?
  • Get her fired?
  • Find out something she hates and give it to her?
  • Embarrass her?
  • Send her to Ukraine?
  • Set her up a blind date with someone else?
  • Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites?
  • Tell her you're allergic to ugly people?
So many possiblities.

 

IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart.

 

In that order
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Fake her death

 

 

then just carry on as usual

Go on.

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suck me.

 

Member temp banned for u wot m8

 

He wuz a v e n a giggle m8

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I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH.

 

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Fake her death

 

 

then just carry on as usual

Go on.

 

 

i just chucked a gorilla off a bridge. run, run free my friend

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So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that.

No, you should dine and gash on her while she's taking a piss.

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