theadmiral Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. You did advise him, but did he ask for advise? MarshalMoo and Forty 2 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. OH GOD SOMEONE MADE A THREAD THAT WASN'T TOTALLY UP IT'S OWN ASS AND OVERLY SERIOUS. KILL THE WITCH. Rewas, SWEETSAPRIK, Forty and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 have sex with her and then call rape. [you might need to shove something up your bum, if cops check for evidence of tears etc.] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranceking26 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 This thread is very funny. She seems like a stalker. I dunno what advice to give you, other than complain about her actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Th3MaN1 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 You still didn't solve your problem with her? Feels like this whole thread is a bogus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Hitman Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty? SWEETSAPRIK, theadmiral and Forty 3 aka geobst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC14 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv suck me. Member temp banned for u wot m8 Edited March 4, 2014 by Otter Moonshield and theadmiral 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. fkin wot m8 who u fink u talkin 2 lyk dat dats my boy forty ill nock u out bruv And now, seriously, did you tell her about discussing the issue with a bunch of forumers, Forty? I was doing so when she abruptly stopped and got inexplicably feverish over the mention of someone she called "that Moonshield fa**ot". She was unfettered. Tracksuit Hitman and Moonshield 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiGh0STt Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 I f*cked up and took a german girl back to my barracks room when I was stationed there... then I found out she was 17 (thanks to the gate guards) already had all my info and phone number, would not stop blowing me up, so finally I just gave here the D at her parents house and it only lasted a week before she realized I was only there for the freshness. but, if she is a wild untamed beached whale, then I guess your only option is to kill her and hide the body. lol... no don't do that. Just ignore her, like really really really ignore her... and file a police report and restraining order. It's a bitch move, but some people just never get it unless you take those steps. Forty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Take her to dinner, a buffet. When she goes to get her food you stay behind. Poison her drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iiGh0STt Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that. assuming she ever breaks eye contact with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 She said her lazy eye is genetic and the doctors can't do anything about it. theadmiral 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affalterbach Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Tell her you like her then break her heart she will hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rewas Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 (edited) Friendzone her? If that even works for women.. Give her a mirror? Get her fired? Find out something she hates and give it to her? Embarrass her? Send her to Ukraine? Set her up a blind date with someone else? Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites? Tell her you're allergic to ugly people? So many possiblities. IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart. Edited March 4, 2014 by Rewas514 Shah Sam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Send her to Ukraine Best suggestion so far. Rewas 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Send her to Ukraine Best suggestion so far. Let's go on an adventure together! Here's your ticket. I have mine, too. Meet you there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Fake her death then just carry on as usual SWEETSAPRIK and Clem Fandango 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Friendzone her? If that even works for women.. Give her a mirror? Get her fired? Find out something she hates and give it to her? Embarrass her? Send her to Ukraine? Set her up a blind date with someone else? Write her phone number in all dating/porn sites? Tell her you're allergic to ugly people? So many possiblities. IIRC, it's not that hard to break a girl's heart. In that order Shah Sam and Rewas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 4, 2014 Author Share Posted March 4, 2014 Fake her death then just carry on as usual Go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 suck me. Member temp banned for u wot m8 He wuz a v e n a giggle m8 Clem Fandango, Tracksuit Hitman, Moonshield and 1 other 4 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 Fake her death then just carry on as usual Go on. i just chucked a gorilla off a bridge. run, run free my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted March 4, 2014 Share Posted March 4, 2014 So, you're saying I should dine and dash on her while she's taking a piss? I can totally do that. No, you should dine and gash on her while she's taking a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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