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I recommend having sex with her and then actually killing yourself. I think she'll get the point. Bonus points if you're still inside of her when you do it.

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Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work???

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Crazyeighties

Companies have these things called human resources and bosses you can file a formal complaint, transfer to a new job, get a restraining order. But try talking to her first.

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Shave your pubes off and hold them in your hand, smear your other hand with a strong glue. Approach her nicely and quickly wipe the glue all over her face, really mash it in there. Then really quickly blow the pubes all over her face, making them stick to her face, especially her eyes and lips.

 

Not really sure how this would solve the problem, but try it anyway.

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Kill her, a bit of arsenic on the corners of a book she reads will do the trick. Considering she's an avid reader, and she does the simultaneous finger lick.




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You need to be rude with these ones, don't mention that she likes you just when you see her at work be like "Damn you again, I was about to eat then I saw your face."

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Shave your pubes off and hold them in your hand, smear your other hand with a strong glue. Approach her nicely and quickly wipe the glue all over her face, really mash it in there. Then really quickly blow the pubes all over her face, making them stick to her face, especially her eyes and lips.

 

Not really sure how this would solve the problem, but try it anyway.

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Escuse me for agreeing with good ideas for him to get rid of this woman if your gonna call me an idiot please take it to a private message

And obviously you need a lesson on what OP stands for

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Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work???

I never figured out what of mine was supposed to be gay. I got some sh*tty advice.

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Be a man and don't let an ugly co-worker cause you to do things like deleting social media accounts. You're letting her win, and that's a tad sad.

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Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work???

I never figured out what of mine was supposed to be gay. I got some sh*tty advice.

 

Well you did ask this on a Grand Theft Auto forum where 99% of members are likely 13 year old males

You had it coming to you to get sh*tty advice from people who have likely never had a serious relationship

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I know that. I've been here for over eleven years.

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I know that. I've been here for over eleven years.

I'm sorry. Alternately, congratulations!

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Straight up swamp donkey.

This had me crying. I don't know why, but it did.

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dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off.

 

and absolutely freak out when she touches you again. jump back a good couple of meters and scream dont f*cking touch me.

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dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off.

Thanks, bud. I care deeply for you.

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dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off.

Thanks, bud. I care deeply for you.

 

 

well if thats how you reply to her, its you're fault for sending mixed messages. stop being a pussy.

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This thread was meant to generate some laughs and inspire entertaining replies, not engender douchebaggery.

 

You're welcome.

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

 

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what? you're a dick head.

 

f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up.

The entire thing is for laughs. Don't be dense. I wouldn't seek you out for anything in the future, rest assured.

 

@ Harley - It's probably a petrified forest down there.

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Tell her you are really into Boku no Pico. Don't explain it, and tell her to google it. That should work.

 

 

Or just say your gay something is pregnant or something.

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Tell her you are really into Boku no Pico. Don't explain it, and tell her to google it. That should work.

 

That's something about sausage fingers and banging your cousin, right?

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