ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Just tell her to leave you alone and that you don't like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I want to see that pic too beauty can be subjective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentrion Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Faking death is much over-rated. Just annoy her or talk a subject she hates. Much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Tell her crocodiles bit off your face. na89340qv0n34b09q340 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ska Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 I recommend having sex with her and then actually killing yourself. I think she'll get the point. Bonus points if you're still inside of her when you do it. na89340qv0n34b09q340, tranceking26 and Tracksuit Hitman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work??? Tracksuit Hitman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyeighties Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Companies have these things called human resources and bosses you can file a formal complaint, transfer to a new job, get a restraining order. But try talking to her first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Shave your pubes off and hold them in your hand, smear your other hand with a strong glue. Approach her nicely and quickly wipe the glue all over her face, really mash it in there. Then really quickly blow the pubes all over her face, making them stick to her face, especially her eyes and lips. Not really sure how this would solve the problem, but try it anyway. tranceking26, Danz., Th3MaN1 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Kill her, a bit of arsenic on the corners of a book she reads will do the trick. Considering she's an avid reader, and she does the simultaneous finger lick. Shah Sam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 try telling her you're flattered but you're just not into her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rented Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 You need to be rude with these ones, don't mention that she likes you just when you see her at work be like "Damn you again, I was about to eat then I saw your face." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Shave your pubes off and hold them in your hand, smear your other hand with a strong glue. Approach her nicely and quickly wipe the glue all over her face, really mash it in there. Then really quickly blow the pubes all over her face, making them stick to her face, especially her eyes and lips. Not really sure how this would solve the problem, but try it anyway. This is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobsmith4321 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Lock and ban this idiot OP. Crazyeighties and DMC14 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Escuse me for agreeing with good ideas for him to get rid of this woman if your gonna call me an idiot please take it to a private message And obviously you need a lesson on what OP stands for Edited March 1, 2014 by SingingEwe954 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase177 Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Take a dump on her desk, problem solved. LIKE A BOSS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work??? I never figured out what of mine was supposed to be gay. I got some sh*tty advice. theadmiral 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mastershake616 Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Be a man and don't let an ugly co-worker cause you to do things like deleting social media accounts. You're letting her win, and that's a tad sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyeighties Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Did you tell her you were gay yet? If so, did that work??? I never figured out what of mine was supposed to be gay. I got some sh*tty advice. Well you did ask this on a Grand Theft Auto forum where 99% of members are likely 13 year old males You had it coming to you to get sh*tty advice from people who have likely never had a serious relationship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) I know that. I've been here for over eleven years. Edited March 3, 2014 by Forty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarshalMoo Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I know that. I've been here for over eleven years. I'm sorry. Alternately, congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geralt of Rivia Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Straight up swamp donkey. This had me crying. I don't know why, but it did. Forty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC14 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off. and absolutely freak out when she touches you again. jump back a good couple of meters and scream dont f*cking touch me. Edited March 3, 2014 by DMC14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off. Thanks, bud. I care deeply for you. theadmiral 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC14 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 dont be such a pussy and tell her to back off. if that doesnt work tell her to f*ck off. Thanks, bud. I care deeply for you. well if thats how you reply to her, its you're fault for sending mixed messages. stop being a pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 This thread was meant to generate some laughs and inspire entertaining replies, not engender douchebaggery. You're welcome. Moonshield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMC14 Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 (edited) what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. user was warned for this post Edited March 3, 2014 by Moonshield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harley Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I bet the swamp donkey at work has a f*cking weird c*nt. Moonshield 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 what? you're a dick head. f*ck off and dont speak to me again (f*cking weird c*nt). you asked for advise i gave it , man up. The entire thing is for laughs. Don't be dense. I wouldn't seek you out for anything in the future, rest assured. @ Harley - It's probably a petrified forest down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moth Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Tell her you are really into Boku no Pico. Don't explain it, and tell her to google it. That should work. Or just say your gay something is pregnant or something. Formerly known as The General Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Tell her you are really into Boku no Pico. Don't explain it, and tell her to google it. That should work. That's something about sausage fingers and banging your cousin, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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