Harley Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. kipakolonyasi 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head If she's really ugly, why would she have STDs? That means someone would've wanted to f*ck her. Edited February 27, 2014 by Vlynor I Love Anna Kournikova 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Tell her YOU'RE gay. Edited February 28, 2014 by I<3GTAV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SingingEwe954 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head If she's really ugly, why would she have STDs? That means someone would've wanted to f*ck her.Doesn't have to be a stf she got from someone else it could be an undescoveeed one but you could also use protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEALUX Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Like the others have said, the best solution would be to be honest with her. She might end up hating you but she will probably hate you even more if you lie to her and that could backfire for you in ways that you may not be able to predict (it's not a good idea to become enemies with someone at work). I don't recommend lying to people, but seeing as you don't actually owe her anything you could tell her that you have a girlfriend. If she keeps acting too friendly you could tell her that your girlfriend is kinda jealous so she should stop sending you messages and stuff. It would be a good idea to hide your relationship status on Facebook (unless you want to set it to "in a relationship", but that might make your friends curious so hiding it makes more sense). The Audiophile Thread XB271HU | TESORO Gram XS | Xtrfy MZ1 | Xbox Elite v2 | Hifiman Sundara | Fiio K9 Pro i7 4790K 4.4 GHz | GTX 1080 Ti | 32 GB Crucial DDR3 | ADATA 256GB | Samsung 860 PRO 2TB Xbox | Xbox 360 | Xbox Series X | PS2 | PS3 | Google Pixel 6 Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head If she's really ugly, why would she have STDs? That means someone would've wanted to f*ck her. Doesn't have to be a stf she got from someone else it could be an undescoveeed one but you could also use protection Wait, so you believe physical appearance is linked to disease? Are you a medieval physician? Moonshield, Abel., Tyler and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Brown Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head If she's really ugly, why would she have STDs? That means someone would've wanted to f*ck her. Doesn't have to be a stf she got from someone else it could be an undescoveeed one but you could also use protection Edited February 27, 2014 by Vlynor Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr quick Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 tell her you're gay c'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Average white guy Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Take a dump on her desk, problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theadmiral Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her you can't go out on any night of the week because you are the raid leader of a very successful World of Warcraft guild that operates on a fixed schedule. If that doesn't drive her away I don't know what will. RoadRunner71, 018361, Frank Brown and 8 others 11 I AM SORRY ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE VIDEO, BUT MY WEBCAM IS ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 I feel compelled to advise you to seek help, as you are being stalked and harassed. Although, were it me, I would just have lots of nasty sex with her and leech off of her financially. Constant f*cking while she's home, buying pizza and beer on her credit card while she's at work. Oh, to be loved. You're the biggest f*ckin' druggo aye. S5L3T0, Frank Brown and Clem Fandango 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Finno mate, s'goin' on? Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Whaddiyatalkinabeet Clem Fandango 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Starting kissing another guy in front of her. That should put her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) F*ck all the 'tell her you're gay' posts, just tell her you're a member on a video game forum. Edited February 27, 2014 by Rudy Moth, Max, I Love Anna Kournikova and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his headWait, so wearing a bag on my head will prevent STDs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Is she actually big and hairy? Or just a little beastly? If she is in any way f*ckable, you could see how far she's willing to go. That might be fun. If she is that ugly she probably has STDs and then he would just be better off killing her unless he wore a bag over his head Wait, so wearing a bag on my head will prevent STDs? Depends on the head to which you're referring. Forty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graven Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Cry out and tell her You wanted to have a relationship, but it´s now impossible because You are friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracksuit Hitman Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 (edited) Tell her, "after discussing it with a bunch of forumers I have come to the conclusion that I'm not only gay, but you've got an STD because you have a terrible appearance." If she doesn't lose interest after the forumers bit then you're f*cked! Edited February 27, 2014 by geobst I cucked Alex Jones, Shah Sam, RoadRunner71 and 2 others 5 aka geobst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forty Posted February 27, 2014 Author Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her, "after discussing it with a bunch of forumers... WHOA THERE SLOW DOWN DAT PUSSY TRAIN Shah Sam, Tracksuit Hitman, Moonshield and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K^2 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Just file a sexual harassment complaint with your company. Easiest and most effective thing to do. They'll basically do all the hard work for you. 018361 1 Prior to filing a bug against any of my code, please consider this response to common concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black & White Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Honestly, you have to be very blunt with someone like this in this situation. Use direct language and tell her that she needs to stop and that her actions are making you very uncomfortable. If she continues the behaviour and if it intensifies, yeah, you can report her for harassment. Also, maybe ask your friends to help you tell her to stop too. Exactly. I'm not up with the "fake death" so-called "solution". Just be blunt and tell her to f*ck off. She'll end up getting herself hurt because you don't like her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Tell her your gay. His gay what? Gummy , Moth, Andreas and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You deleted your Facebook? Why didn't you just remove her as a friend, make all content private, and remove all her posts? That would've been more reasonable. 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. House Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 You deleted your Facebook? Why didn't you just remove her as a friend, make all content private, and remove all her posts? That would've been more reasonable. I don't know, deleting facebook seems like a reasonable solution. Not even for this, just in general. johnny_zoo, tranceking26 and Moonshield 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Anna Kournikova Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Dude I got it! You should tell her your Gay! O wait, did someone say that already? SF Giants 2010 - 2012 - 2014 World Series Champs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 Here's what you do: 1. bring a bicycle and fake blood to work 2. tell her youre going on a biking trip to the woods after work 3. leave work before she does, MAKE SURE SHE DOES NOT SEE YOU. 4. crush your bicycle under your car in the middle of a parking lot 5. pour fake blood all over wrecked bike 6. leave bloodied, wrecked bike in the middle of the parking lot, in full view of her exit, as you leave 7. move to Nova Scotia, adopt Canadian culture and a new lifestyle. You can't go wrong, trust me! tranceking26 and na89340qv0n34b09q340 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA36362355 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 f*ck her like a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanzant Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Forty, the best thing to do is tell her you are not interested in dating co-workers and make it clear that you do not want her touching you in a inappropriate manner. If she continues, file a statement of facts against her and sent it the human resources dept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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